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Invisiblefee
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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #18863794 - 09/19/13 04:42 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Bodhi of Ankou said:
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rbalzer said:
And I'm pretty fucking excited. But also really nervous. I'm gonna need to right down a bunch of conversation topics so I don't get lost saying nothing.

Anyone have any suggestions? I'm pretty socially retarded so I won't take offense if you say things that seem obvious.




What are you gonna do if she doesnt follow the script?



:laugh:uh:

Give her a copy of the script so she can study it for a minute and then continue on to the delightful conversation that he made for them.


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I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: Set]
    #18863817 - 09/19/13 04:46 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Keep it light. Just ask her what you honestly want to know about her. Any serious discussion gets bogged down, you really want to talk politics all night? No. Ask about school, and that leads to work, and then ten minutes later you realize she's talking about disneyland- one thing leads to another. Just ask questions about what she talks about.

Don't worry about what not to do. What you have to realize is that you can fart, sneeze, and fall out of your chair- and still laugh it off and be fine; no matter what happens, you'll be fine. Just pay attention to her. Have fun, tell your favorite stories and ask her about her most embarrassing moments. Do what feels natural.


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: Lynnch]
    #18863840 - 09/19/13 04:49 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Lynnch said:
ask her about her most embarrassing moments



but then he'll have to lie about his most embarrassing moments


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: Lynnch]
    #18863843 - 09/19/13 04:49 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Dont just tell stories, or ask her questions. You gotta be engaging above anything. As long as you got somebodies attention you're golden, you could talk about how many seagulls you saw on the way to the fuckin store yesterday and itll be just as good as swapping your life stories.


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #18863860 - 09/19/13 04:51 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Bodhi of Ankou said:
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rbalzer said:
And I'm pretty fucking excited. But also really nervous. I'm gonna need to right down a bunch of conversation topics so I don't get lost saying nothing.

Anyone have any suggestions? I'm pretty socially retarded so I won't take offense if you say things that seem obvious.




What are you gonna do if she doesnt follow the script?



:rofl:

Everyone seriously thinks I'm stupid enough to write a line by line script? I said "conversation topics," for goodness sakes lads.


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: ganjfather]
    #18863883 - 09/19/13 04:55 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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ganjfather said:
Talk about how you wish they made condoms in an bigger size than magnum because of your whopping dong.


:thumbup:



That's my one secret weapon. Praise be to the universe that I don't have a small dick.


I've actually had a problem before where I wasn't able to have sex with a girl because all the condoms we had were too small and kept breaking when I'd get them on, or just not go on at all. :rofl2:

Pretty funny story looking back at it now, but I was pretty butthurt at the time.


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: Set]
    #18864354 - 09/19/13 06:25 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Set said:
Make sure you walk on the outside of her.  :cookiemonster:



as i a kid i noticed this and it drove me crazy because i knew there was a pattern to side by side female/male standing but couldn't figure it out till it was revealed to me online.

Also OP just get crunk and say whatever.


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: KremrBigSikter]
    #18864360 - 09/19/13 06:28 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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No dude, do treat it like a job interview! Bring a notebook, hold it so that she can't see, and write down a word or two when she's talking. Also nod and go "hm." or "okay." during. Make her feel like she really really has to impress you.




This, also make sure to bring a preset of questions. At least 20 questions, don't forget to drug test her.


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: KremrBigSikter]
    #18864427 - 09/19/13 06:44 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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KremrBigSikter said:
No dude, do treat it like a job interview! Bring a notebook, hold it so that she can't see, and write down a word or two when she's talking. Also nod and go "hm." or "okay." during. Make her feel like she really really has to impress you.





hahaha this is first time I LOLed during this particular session of Shroomery browsing, thank you good sir!  5 :mushroom2:


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18864433 - 09/19/13 06:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I really hope she at least smokes weed...

because I do a wide variety of drugs, and I don't want to freak her out lol


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: fee]
    #18864436 - 09/19/13 06:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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fee said:
If you start to fumble and have nothing to say just whip your dick out.
Not only will their be something to talk about but she will be super impressed with your manly confidence.





Best piece of advice ive heard all day
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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18864453 - 09/19/13 06:49 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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rbalzer said:
I really hope she at least smokes weed...

because I do a wide variety of drugs, and I don't want to freak her out lol




Yo, drugs aren't everything.
Maybe she plays video games or something.
Ask her if she's in school or working.
Ask her what she likes to do in her free time; she'll probably ask you what you like to do in your free time, so be ready. 
Don't forget to just be cool and don't overthink things.

Also, dress appropriately.

Maybe put a small amount of cologne on or something, idk.


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: teamkiller]
    #18864526 - 09/19/13 07:04 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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teamkiller said:
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Set said:
Make sure you walk on the outside of her.  :cookiemonster:



as i a kid i noticed this and it drove me crazy because i knew there was a pattern to side by side female/male standing but couldn't figure it out till it was revealed to me online.

Also OP just get crunk and say whatever.




wait which side is the outside?


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: hidenseek1]
    #18864529 - 09/19/13 07:04 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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hidenseek1 said:
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teamkiller said:
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Set said:
Make sure you walk on the outside of her.  :cookiemonster:



as i a kid i noticed this and it drove me crazy because i knew there was a pattern to side by side female/male standing but couldn't figure it out till it was revealed to me online.

Also OP just get crunk and say whatever.




wait which side is the outside?



yeah for real. I have no idea what these niggas be talkin' 'bout :confused:


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18864546 - 09/19/13 07:07 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

congrats


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: noonesomeone]
    #18864563 - 09/19/13 07:10 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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what's the origin of men walking on the outside of women on the sidewalk? anything to do with prostitution?

    Alex asked 5 years ago

I was debating the origin with a friend. I'm convinced that i heard it was because pimps would walk with the prostitutes on the outside to show them to on coming traffic, thus gentlemans do the opposite. My friend says it's in order to protect the woman from a car that may jump the curb. Anyone can clarify?





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    Liam o answered 5 years ago

It arrives from an old English tradition. The man normally wore a sword on his right so the woman walks on his left. Then it just changed to protect the woman from dirt from the road, such as it was.




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jessiejungle answered 5 years ago
I am not sure of the origin, but I do know that when I had first moved to KC we were in a bad neighborhood and I was walking with my then b-friend and did not know about the inside outside thing,I was on the outside and some guy tried to buy me. Once my bf calmed down we asked some friends why and they asked were I had been walking....so it really does mean something, at least in KCMO.




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Vincent A answered 5 years ago
On a pavement the man walked on the outside to protect the lady from mud splashes from carriages.
On other occasions the man walked on the right so as to leave his sword arm free, and to have space to use it.The sword was worn on the man's left. But un-sheathed with the right hand.




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candy ex machina answered 5 years ago
They used to throw trash out of the window back in the day, at least as far back as Shakespearean times. The woman would walk in a certain place in order to prevent trash from falling on her.

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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: hidenseek1]
    #18864631 - 09/19/13 07:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:wtf:


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: TheMovement]
    #18864722 - 09/19/13 07:38 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I think I used to have a natural instinct to do that


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: berdinwall]
    #18864743 - 09/19/13 07:42 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I've never been on a date.  I'm 32 years old. Dates are outdated IMHO. I never understood them. I mean, I guess I've went to shows with girls, or for a drive, or a walk, or a smoke session, etc.  never actually sat at an establishment and whatnot.  The whole notion is weird to me. :shrug:
Good luck though!  :cheers:


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: DeadPhan] * 1
    #18864772 - 09/19/13 07:47 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

wait

I always thought those were dates!

So you're saying I've never...:uhoh:


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