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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: Set]
    #18864129 - 09/19/13 05:48 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Bob Loblaw lays the law raw.


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: Set]
    #18864146 - 09/19/13 05:51 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Set said:
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hidenseek1 said:
also they are merging with lawblaw soon, probaly better to wait and steal it from the grocery store



Bob Loblaw?






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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: hidenseek1]
    #18864277 - 09/19/13 06:12 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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hidenseek1 said:
the products do work, they spend a shit load of money researching this stuff

about stealing it, if you went to the pharmacy i think you went to, the tend to keep the stuff by the front door not the exit

also they are merging with lawblaw soon, probaly better to wait and steal it from the grocery store

i remember reading a story they had a psychic security guard in one of their stores and that store had the best rate for shit not getting lifted, i cant find the article now though




Yep, right in front of the doors. in and out.

And to think people go at the far end of the pharmacy where they have to deal with the people behind the counter and get the pharmacist to unlock the painkillers. So much trouble! Nobody watches the skin care items.


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: Patlal]
    #18864290 - 09/19/13 06:14 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

What is the big deal about having a wrinkle?





I'd rather have a wrinkle then rub chemicals on my face everyday :shrug:


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: ganjfather]
    #18864311 - 09/19/13 06:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Everything is chemical, usually those creams employ some sort of enzyme native to humans, like Ubiquinol. Which is really quite healthy to use, also why they're expensive as fuck.


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #18864319 - 09/19/13 06:19 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I don't see anything healthier to humans than to just let the wrinkle form...


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: ganjfather]
    #18864325 - 09/19/13 06:20 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Thats because your dense, and most likely a hippy.


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: Patlal]
    #18864345 - 09/19/13 06:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
So I'm turning 28 next month. I looked at myself in the mirror, I saw a wrinkle next to my eye. So in my guy mind I'm like

Problem: Wrinkle
How to fix it: Anti-wrinkle cream
Solution: Walk to pharmacy, buy anti wrinkling cream.

So I get there, and theirs like 30 brands, so I goolge the best ones.

These tiny half ounce bottles of antiwrinkling shit costs 80 fucking dollars!!! Could not fucking believe it.The shelf must of had 20000$ worth of skin crap on it....

There better be a time machine in that little bottle. I ended up buy a "cheaper" 35$ bottle. If that wrinkle is still there tomorrow, I'm burning down te pharmacy.




Hahaha wow you're a super idiot if you actually bought some anti wrinkle cream


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: Patlal]
    #18864435 - 09/19/13 06:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
So I'm turning 28 next month. I looked at myself in the mirror, I saw a wrinkle next to my eye. So in my guy mind I'm like

Problem: Wrinkle
How to fix it: Anti-wrinkle cream
Solution: Walk to pharmacy, buy anti wrinkling cream.

So I get there, and theirs like 30 brands, so I goolge the best ones.

These tiny half ounce bottles of antiwrinkling shit costs 80 fucking dollars!!! Could not fucking believe it.The shelf must of had 20000$ worth of skin crap on it....

There better be a time machine in that little bottle. I ended up buy a "cheaper" 35$ bottle. If that wrinkle is still there tomorrow, I'm burning down te pharmacy.




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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: Not Responding]
    #18864521 - 09/19/13 07:02 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Do the same to your body as you would to your car

When your car make a weird noise do you send it to the mechanic? - Than when your body feels weird go to the doctor

Do you put shitty oil and gas in your car? - Eat healthy

Do you wax your car? - Face cream.


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: Patlal]
    #18864534 - 09/19/13 07:05 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

nope, cause i cant afford a mechanic just like i cant afford... :rofl: anti wrinkle cre... :lol: am


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: Patlal]
    #18864553 - 09/19/13 07:08 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Do the same to your body as you would to your car

When your car make a weird noise do you send it to the mechanic? - Than when your body feels weird go to the doctor

Do you put shitty oil and gas in your car? - Eat healthy

Do you wax your car? - Face cream.




If I had a car I sure as fuck wouldnt waste my time waxing it.


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: propensity]
    #18864586 - 09/19/13 07:14 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

O'greed!


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: propensity] * 1
    #18864654 - 09/19/13 07:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

propensity said:
Quote:

Patlal said:
Do the same to your body as you would to your car

When your car make a weird noise do you send it to the mechanic? - Than when your body feels weird go to the doctor

Do you put shitty oil and gas in your car? - Eat healthy

Do you wax your car? - Face cream.




If I had a car I sure as fuck wouldnt waste my time waxing it.




Good luck with that paint after a few years of being in the sun. Hope you like clear coat flaking off. Waxing is essential, at least every 6 months.


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: Gumby]
    #18866275 - 09/20/13 05:40 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I wash, wax, vacuum, and detail my car pretty much every weekend. Then again, I'm a car guy, I get it that most people aren't, that's fine.

I also exfoliate, use lotion after a shower, and wear sunscreen (when I remember to...not nearly as often as I should). If you can put forth a little effort and improve your quality of life, why not do it?


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: Ima Trooper] * 2
    #18866299 - 09/20/13 05:57 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Ima Trooper said:
I wash, wax, vacuum, and detail my car pretty much every weekend. Then again, I'm a car guy, I get it that most people aren't, that's fine.

I also exfoliate, use lotion after a shower, and wear sunscreen (when I remember to...not nearly as often as I should). If you can put forth a little effort and improve your quality of life, why not do it?




I had no idea you were a gay Italian.


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: koods]
    #18866314 - 09/20/13 06:14 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I would go and get my hair cut and make the joke that the hair stylist was only supposed to cut out the gray hairs.  Then one wag offered to shave my head because it was all too far gone.  I'm 51 and look 41, but 41 ain't 31.


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: koods]
    #18866544 - 09/20/13 08:12 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

Ima Trooper said:
I wash, wax, vacuum, and detail my car pretty much every weekend. Then again, I'm a car guy, I get it that most people aren't, that's fine.

I also exfoliate, use lotion after a shower, and wear sunscreen (when I remember to...not nearly as often as I should). If you can put forth a little effort and improve your quality of life, why not do it?




I had no idea you were a gay Italian.




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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: kakashi68]
    #18866783 - 09/20/13 09:17 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

kakashi68 said:
Its all about your genes, you either get wrinkly or dont nothing you can do. Its just praying on the weak like all those fat treaments




being fat isn't genetic...


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: Patlal]
    #18867070 - 09/20/13 10:35 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
So I'm turning 28 next month. I looked at myself in the mirror, I saw a wrinkle next to my eye. So in my guy mind I'm like

Problem: Wrinkle
How to fix it: Anti-wrinkle cream
Solution: Walk to pharmacy, buy anti wrinkling cream.

So I get there, and theirs like 30 brands, so I goolge the best ones.

These tiny half ounce bottles of antiwrinkling shit costs 80 fucking dollars!!! Could not fucking believe it.The shelf must of had 20000$ worth of skin crap on it....

There better be a time machine in that little bottle. I ended up buy a "cheaper" 35$ bottle. If that wrinkle is still there tomorrow, I'm burning down te pharmacy.




:lolsy:


I stole some rogaine from a Walgreens once. Didn't steal a 1-bottle box either... Drunk Still thought the best way would be to pull one bottle out of a 3-bottle pack and leave the rest. :shrug:


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