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OfflinePatlal
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If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit * 1
    #18863656 - 09/19/13 04:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

So I'm turning 28 next month. I looked at myself in the mirror, I saw a wrinkle next to my eye. So in my guy mind I'm like

Problem: Wrinkle
How to fix it: Anti-wrinkle cream
Solution: Walk to pharmacy, buy anti wrinkling cream.

So I get there, and theirs like 30 brands, so I goolge the best ones.

These tiny half ounce bottles of antiwrinkling shit costs 80 fucking dollars!!! Could not fucking believe it.The shelf must of had 20000$ worth of skin crap on it....

There better be a time machine in that little bottle. I ended up buy a "cheaper" 35$ bottle. If that wrinkle is still there tomorrow, I'm burning down te pharmacy.


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: Patlal] * 5
    #18863669 - 09/19/13 04:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

It will be there tomorrow.


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: Patlal] * 3
    #18863676 - 09/19/13 04:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

yeah I used to work at a pharmacy, the amount of money people pay for bottles of skincare shit half the size of my pinkie blows my mind.


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: Patlal]
    #18863678 - 09/19/13 04:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Go on etsy.com

I buy a facial moisturizer from this lady who makes it herself, she claims its better than the $100 shit you buy at the store. $10 for a container that lasts me about two months. I don't have wrinkles tho but it makes my skin oh so soft and beautiful.

Check it out


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Invisiblefee
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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18863695 - 09/19/13 04:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

My ex sells stuff on etsy like lotions and chapstick she makes herself.

Bomb ass shit too


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: VivaLaMushie] * 9
    #18863701 - 09/19/13 04:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

What you should really be concerned about is how much you care about wrinkles :lol:


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: fee]
    #18863702 - 09/19/13 04:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

ive worked with that stuff before, they have the oddest names too, vichey,smashbox, i forget any other funny sounding ones

that shit works but not like that, you have to use it like for life


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: hidenseek1]
    #18863710 - 09/19/13 04:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'm glad I don't give a fuck. Wrinkles are the last thing I'm caring about right now.


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #18863760 - 09/19/13 04:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

MystiqueMushroom said:
What you should really be concerned about is how much you care about wrinkles :lol:




Before I left my house I was thinking, I'm gonna spend 5$ to get rid of a wrinkle... fine, whatever... I get there, 80$

So I told myself I would try one cream. If I don't see any results, I'm not buying that stuff ever again.


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: Patlal]
    #18863770 - 09/19/13 04:38 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Why you worried about wrinkles bru, gone soft have you?


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Invisiblefee
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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #18863783 - 09/19/13 04:40 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

It isn't going to get rid of your wrinkle.


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: fee]
    #18863808 - 09/19/13 04:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I don't care. I'm gonna try it, if it doesn't work then fuck it.

Now what you guys need to concentrate on is where to find a market for stolen skin care cream.


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: Patlal]
    #18863809 - 09/19/13 04:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

That sucks OP.

I'm 28 and I was actually thinking about this the other day.  I examined myself for wrinkles, but found none.


I just look more sophisticated.  :shirtlesssoldier:


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: Patlal]
    #18863868 - 09/19/13 04:53 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
I don't care. I'm gonna try it, if it doesn't work then fuck it.

Now what you guys need to concentrate on is where to find a market for stolen skin care cream.





EBay

I sadly knew a kid (he's dead now) that would travel the tri state area and some of new England and steal stupid shit that worth money like the cream you speak of.

He would steal all weird stuff like expensive ink cartridges from staples. And really nice calculators and shit like that. How I found out was one day I saw a monster pile of ink cartridges and asked. He said at one point his whole trunk to his car was full to the brim with just ink cartridges.
Then he would wait like two months and sell it online on eBay and places like that.


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: Patlal]
    #18863891 - 09/19/13 04:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

This will give you some insight into the lengths and amount of money women spend to try and look good.  I guess its about as similar as men that buy corvettes.

More importantly though:  you're a dude.  Nobody cares about wrinkles.


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Smith, P.  Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27.

...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

Osmond, H.  Annals, NY Acad Science (1957) 66:418-434; p.436


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: fee]
    #18863908 - 09/19/13 04:59 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

You do know those creams dont actually work other than just concealing it for a few days. Its all about your genes, you either get wrinkly or dont nothing you can do. Its just praying on the weak like all those fat treaments


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Offlinehidenseek1
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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: kakashi68]
    #18864104 - 09/19/13 05:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

the products do work, they spend a shit load of money researching this stuff

about stealing it, if you went to the pharmacy i think you went to, the tend to keep the stuff by the front door not the exit

also they are merging with lawblaw soon, probaly better to wait and steal it from the grocery store

i remember reading a story they had a psychic security guard in one of their stores and that store had the best rate for shit not getting lifted, i cant find the article now though


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: kakashi68]
    #18864123 - 09/19/13 05:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Stay hydrated drink water and use lotion when you get outta the shower while the skin is still damp but not dripping wet or anything.  Jojoba is a good option.  Exfoliate once in a while.  Don't tan and avoid the sun or at least use some kind of lotion/sunscreen combo, they make a buncha those.  'bout all I can think of.

On a side note it's also how I care for my tattoos.  Over $5k in ink gonna take care of them well.


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: hidenseek1] * 1
    #18864125 - 09/19/13 05:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

hidenseek1 said:
also they are merging with lawblaw soon, probaly better to wait and steal it from the grocery store



Bob Loblaw?


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: Patlal]
    #18864127 - 09/19/13 05:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'm 28 too, 29 in 3 months. Still no wrinkles on this baby face. I've got grays like crazy but you can't tell due to my hair color. I found a gray chest hair the other day. Not cool.


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: Set]
    #18864129 - 09/19/13 05:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Bob Loblaw lays the law raw.


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: Set]
    #18864146 - 09/19/13 05:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Set said:
Quote:

hidenseek1 said:
also they are merging with lawblaw soon, probaly better to wait and steal it from the grocery store



Bob Loblaw?






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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: hidenseek1]
    #18864277 - 09/19/13 06:12 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

hidenseek1 said:
the products do work, they spend a shit load of money researching this stuff

about stealing it, if you went to the pharmacy i think you went to, the tend to keep the stuff by the front door not the exit

also they are merging with lawblaw soon, probaly better to wait and steal it from the grocery store

i remember reading a story they had a psychic security guard in one of their stores and that store had the best rate for shit not getting lifted, i cant find the article now though




Yep, right in front of the doors. in and out.

And to think people go at the far end of the pharmacy where they have to deal with the people behind the counter and get the pharmacist to unlock the painkillers. So much trouble! Nobody watches the skin care items.


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: Patlal]
    #18864290 - 09/19/13 06:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

What is the big deal about having a wrinkle?





I'd rather have a wrinkle then rub chemicals on my face everyday :shrug:


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: ganjfather]
    #18864311 - 09/19/13 06:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Everything is chemical, usually those creams employ some sort of enzyme native to humans, like Ubiquinol. Which is really quite healthy to use, also why they're expensive as fuck.


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #18864319 - 09/19/13 06:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I don't see anything healthier to humans than to just let the wrinkle form...


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: ganjfather]
    #18864325 - 09/19/13 06:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Thats because your dense, and most likely a hippy.


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: Patlal]
    #18864345 - 09/19/13 06:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
So I'm turning 28 next month. I looked at myself in the mirror, I saw a wrinkle next to my eye. So in my guy mind I'm like

Problem: Wrinkle
How to fix it: Anti-wrinkle cream
Solution: Walk to pharmacy, buy anti wrinkling cream.

So I get there, and theirs like 30 brands, so I goolge the best ones.

These tiny half ounce bottles of antiwrinkling shit costs 80 fucking dollars!!! Could not fucking believe it.The shelf must of had 20000$ worth of skin crap on it....

There better be a time machine in that little bottle. I ended up buy a "cheaper" 35$ bottle. If that wrinkle is still there tomorrow, I'm burning down te pharmacy.




Hahaha wow you're a super idiot if you actually bought some anti wrinkle cream


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: Patlal]
    #18864435 - 09/19/13 06:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
So I'm turning 28 next month. I looked at myself in the mirror, I saw a wrinkle next to my eye. So in my guy mind I'm like

Problem: Wrinkle
How to fix it: Anti-wrinkle cream
Solution: Walk to pharmacy, buy anti wrinkling cream.

So I get there, and theirs like 30 brands, so I goolge the best ones.

These tiny half ounce bottles of antiwrinkling shit costs 80 fucking dollars!!! Could not fucking believe it.The shelf must of had 20000$ worth of skin crap on it....

There better be a time machine in that little bottle. I ended up buy a "cheaper" 35$ bottle. If that wrinkle is still there tomorrow, I'm burning down te pharmacy.




chicks dig age...


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: Not Responding]
    #18864521 - 09/19/13 07:02 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Do the same to your body as you would to your car

When your car make a weird noise do you send it to the mechanic? - Than when your body feels weird go to the doctor

Do you put shitty oil and gas in your car? - Eat healthy

Do you wax your car? - Face cream.


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: Patlal]
    #18864534 - 09/19/13 07:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

nope, cause i cant afford a mechanic just like i cant afford... :rofl: anti wrinkle cre... :lol: am


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: Patlal]
    #18864553 - 09/19/13 07:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Patlal said:
Do the same to your body as you would to your car

When your car make a weird noise do you send it to the mechanic? - Than when your body feels weird go to the doctor

Do you put shitty oil and gas in your car? - Eat healthy

Do you wax your car? - Face cream.




If I had a car I sure as fuck wouldnt waste my time waxing it.


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: propensity]
    #18864586 - 09/19/13 07:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

O'greed!


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: propensity] * 1
    #18864654 - 09/19/13 07:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

propensity said:
Quote:

Patlal said:
Do the same to your body as you would to your car

When your car make a weird noise do you send it to the mechanic? - Than when your body feels weird go to the doctor

Do you put shitty oil and gas in your car? - Eat healthy

Do you wax your car? - Face cream.




If I had a car I sure as fuck wouldnt waste my time waxing it.




Good luck with that paint after a few years of being in the sun. Hope you like clear coat flaking off. Waxing is essential, at least every 6 months.


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: Gumby]
    #18866275 - 09/20/13 05:40 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I wash, wax, vacuum, and detail my car pretty much every weekend. Then again, I'm a car guy, I get it that most people aren't, that's fine.

I also exfoliate, use lotion after a shower, and wear sunscreen (when I remember to...not nearly as often as I should). If you can put forth a little effort and improve your quality of life, why not do it?


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: Ima Trooper] * 2
    #18866299 - 09/20/13 05:57 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Ima Trooper said:
I wash, wax, vacuum, and detail my car pretty much every weekend. Then again, I'm a car guy, I get it that most people aren't, that's fine.

I also exfoliate, use lotion after a shower, and wear sunscreen (when I remember to...not nearly as often as I should). If you can put forth a little effort and improve your quality of life, why not do it?




I had no idea you were a gay Italian.


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: koods]
    #18866314 - 09/20/13 06:14 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I would go and get my hair cut and make the joke that the hair stylist was only supposed to cut out the gray hairs.  Then one wag offered to shave my head because it was all too far gone.  I'm 51 and look 41, but 41 ain't 31.


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: koods]
    #18866544 - 09/20/13 08:12 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

Ima Trooper said:
I wash, wax, vacuum, and detail my car pretty much every weekend. Then again, I'm a car guy, I get it that most people aren't, that's fine.

I also exfoliate, use lotion after a shower, and wear sunscreen (when I remember to...not nearly as often as I should). If you can put forth a little effort and improve your quality of life, why not do it?




I had no idea you were a gay Italian.




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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: kakashi68]
    #18866783 - 09/20/13 09:17 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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kakashi68 said:
Its all about your genes, you either get wrinkly or dont nothing you can do. Its just praying on the weak like all those fat treaments




being fat isn't genetic...


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: Patlal]
    #18867070 - 09/20/13 10:35 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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So I'm turning 28 next month. I looked at myself in the mirror, I saw a wrinkle next to my eye. So in my guy mind I'm like

Problem: Wrinkle
How to fix it: Anti-wrinkle cream
Solution: Walk to pharmacy, buy anti wrinkling cream.

So I get there, and theirs like 30 brands, so I goolge the best ones.

These tiny half ounce bottles of antiwrinkling shit costs 80 fucking dollars!!! Could not fucking believe it.The shelf must of had 20000$ worth of skin crap on it....

There better be a time machine in that little bottle. I ended up buy a "cheaper" 35$ bottle. If that wrinkle is still there tomorrow, I'm burning down te pharmacy.




:lolsy:


I stole some rogaine from a Walgreens once. Didn't steal a 1-bottle box either... Drunk Still thought the best way would be to pull one bottle out of a 3-bottle pack and leave the rest. :shrug:


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: Patlal]
    #18867114 - 09/20/13 10:51 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

the best thing you can do for wrinkles is prevent them by wearing sun screen. but who gives a shit? we're all going to be wrinkly and ugly someday if we don't die first.


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: claraclairvoyant]
    #18867125 - 09/20/13 10:54 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah well, when I get to 100 I want to look 95.


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: Patlal]
    #18867174 - 09/20/13 11:09 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Patlal said:
Yeah well, when I get to 100 I want to look 95.



lulz


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Re: If you ever feel the urge to rob a pharmacy, don't go for the pills, go for the skin care shit [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #18867185 - 09/20/13 11:13 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Man, could you imagine if wrinkle creams actually worked?

"Hey man, check out that smokin hottie over there!"

oh her...she's 95.  Just looks 19.  Great wrinkle cream, uses the $50 bottle, not the cheap stuff.


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...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

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