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I have a date for the first time in like 2 years
    #18863638 - 09/19/13 04:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

And I'm pretty fucking excited. But also really nervous. I'm gonna need to right down a bunch of conversation topics so I don't get lost saying nothing.

Anyone have any suggestions? I'm pretty socially retarded so I won't take offense if you say things that seem obvious.


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18863649 - 09/19/13 04:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

ur gonna write down a bunch of conversations? man don't treat it like a job interview, don't even think about it at all.

ur turning it into some like official formal thing just go with the flow like any other day of your life doing anything else

legitimately don't care about the outcome of the date and it will go just fine


I think


I dunno


it could go fine either way


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: Sheekle]
    #18863655 - 09/19/13 04:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:whathesaid:

Oh and have fun!:rockon:

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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: Shortknight]
    #18863670 - 09/19/13 04:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

No dude, do treat it like a job interview! Bring a notebook, hold it so that she can't see, and write down a word or two when she's talking. Also nod and go "hm." or "okay." during. Make her feel like she really really has to impress you.


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: Sheekle]
    #18863677 - 09/19/13 04:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
ur gonna write down a bunch of conversations? man don't treat it like a job interview, don't even think about it at all.

ur turning it into some like official formal thing just go with the flow like any other day of your life doing anything else

legitimately don't care about the outcome of the date and it will go just fine


I think


I dunno


it could go fine either way



:sad:

I wish I could just do that dude, I really really wish I had the social skills to just make it be that easy. But if I don't prepare at least one or two topics, I am much more likely to just blank out, not have anything to say, and just be awkward as fuck.. :nonono:


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18863681 - 09/19/13 04:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Have fun buddy!


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: KremrBigSikter]
    #18863686 - 09/19/13 04:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Ask her questions, work, family, travels, school, ect.  Let her do the talking.

Always have another question ready, it's really not that hard.


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: KremrBigSikter]
    #18863688 - 09/19/13 04:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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KremrBigSikter said:
No dude, do treat it like a job interview! Bring a notebook, hold it so that she can't see, and write down a word or two when she's talking. Also nod and go "hm." or "okay." during. Make her feel like she really really has to impress you.



:whathesaid:


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I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18863691 - 09/19/13 04:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Just think of a few topics to talk about... don't write out whole conversations though, it's unnecessary and probably won't work out the way you want it too.


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: Psilosopherr] * 2
    #18863696 - 09/19/13 04:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

don't molest her


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: The5thElement]
    #18863706 - 09/19/13 04:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

If you start to fumble and have nothing to say just whip your dick out.
Not only will their be something to talk about but she will be super impressed with your manly confidence.


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: JohnnieYen]
    #18863708 - 09/19/13 04:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:whathesaid:


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: JohnnieYen]
    #18863711 - 09/19/13 04:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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JohnnieYen said:
don't molest her




Once she consents to a date, it's impossible to molest a female, she already agreed.


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: Psilosopherr] * 1
    #18863720 - 09/19/13 04:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Make sure you walk on the outside of her.  :cookiemonster:


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: JohnnieYen]
    #18863722 - 09/19/13 04:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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don't molest her




lol, o.p, when on your date just keep saying to yourself in your head

its just a dream, its just a dream


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #18863728 - 09/19/13 04:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

man I know it's gonna be tough by try to just relax and have the mind set that she's lucky enough to be on a date with you!! not vice versa! ask her about her interests and compliment her. only if she's worthy though!!:thumbup: good luck man!!:peace::sun:


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: JohnnieYen]
    #18863745 - 09/19/13 04:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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JohnnieYen said:
don't molest her



haha, did you see my other thread from earlier? :lol:

Maybe I need to focus on what not to do or say. I really need to try not to objectify women in any way, and not talk about drugs or how important drugs are to me.

Can't allow myself to look at anything but her face. Can't talk about...alot of things


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: the mad machinest] * 1
    #18863751 - 09/19/13 04:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Talk about how you wish they made condoms in an bigger size than magnum because of your whopping dong.


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18863753 - 09/19/13 04:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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rbalzer said:
Can't allow myself to look at anything but her face.



You're setting yourself up for friend zone.  :archiebunker:


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18863776 - 09/19/13 04:38 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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rbalzer said:
And I'm pretty fucking excited. But also really nervous. I'm gonna need to right down a bunch of conversation topics so I don't get lost saying nothing.

Anyone have any suggestions? I'm pretty socially retarded so I won't take offense if you say things that seem obvious.




What are you gonna do if she doesnt follow the script?


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #18863794 - 09/19/13 04:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Bodhi of Ankou said:
Quote:

rbalzer said:
And I'm pretty fucking excited. But also really nervous. I'm gonna need to right down a bunch of conversation topics so I don't get lost saying nothing.

Anyone have any suggestions? I'm pretty socially retarded so I won't take offense if you say things that seem obvious.




What are you gonna do if she doesnt follow the script?



:laugh:uh:

Give her a copy of the script so she can study it for a minute and then continue on to the delightful conversation that he made for them.


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btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: Set]
    #18863817 - 09/19/13 04:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Keep it light. Just ask her what you honestly want to know about her. Any serious discussion gets bogged down, you really want to talk politics all night? No. Ask about school, and that leads to work, and then ten minutes later you realize she's talking about disneyland- one thing leads to another. Just ask questions about what she talks about.

Don't worry about what not to do. What you have to realize is that you can fart, sneeze, and fall out of your chair- and still laugh it off and be fine; no matter what happens, you'll be fine. Just pay attention to her. Have fun, tell your favorite stories and ask her about her most embarrassing moments. Do what feels natural.


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: Lynnch]
    #18863840 - 09/19/13 04:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Lynnch said:
ask her about her most embarrassing moments



but then he'll have to lie about his most embarrassing moments


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: Lynnch]
    #18863843 - 09/19/13 04:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Dont just tell stories, or ask her questions. You gotta be engaging above anything. As long as you got somebodies attention you're golden, you could talk about how many seagulls you saw on the way to the fuckin store yesterday and itll be just as good as swapping your life stories.


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #18863860 - 09/19/13 04:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Bodhi of Ankou said:
Quote:

rbalzer said:
And I'm pretty fucking excited. But also really nervous. I'm gonna need to right down a bunch of conversation topics so I don't get lost saying nothing.

Anyone have any suggestions? I'm pretty socially retarded so I won't take offense if you say things that seem obvious.




What are you gonna do if she doesnt follow the script?



:rofl:

Everyone seriously thinks I'm stupid enough to write a line by line script? I said "conversation topics," for goodness sakes lads.


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: ganjfather]
    #18863883 - 09/19/13 04:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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ganjfather said:
Talk about how you wish they made condoms in an bigger size than magnum because of your whopping dong.


:thumbup:



That's my one secret weapon. Praise be to the universe that I don't have a small dick.


I've actually had a problem before where I wasn't able to have sex with a girl because all the condoms we had were too small and kept breaking when I'd get them on, or just not go on at all. :rofl2:

Pretty funny story looking back at it now, but I was pretty butthurt at the time.


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: Set]
    #18864354 - 09/19/13 06:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Set said:
Make sure you walk on the outside of her.  :cookiemonster:



as i a kid i noticed this and it drove me crazy because i knew there was a pattern to side by side female/male standing but couldn't figure it out till it was revealed to me online.

Also OP just get crunk and say whatever.


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: KremrBigSikter]
    #18864360 - 09/19/13 06:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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KremrBigSikter said:
No dude, do treat it like a job interview! Bring a notebook, hold it so that she can't see, and write down a word or two when she's talking. Also nod and go "hm." or "okay." during. Make her feel like she really really has to impress you.




This, also make sure to bring a preset of questions. At least 20 questions, don't forget to drug test her.


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: KremrBigSikter]
    #18864427 - 09/19/13 06:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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KremrBigSikter said:
No dude, do treat it like a job interview! Bring a notebook, hold it so that she can't see, and write down a word or two when she's talking. Also nod and go "hm." or "okay." during. Make her feel like she really really has to impress you.





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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18864433 - 09/19/13 06:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I really hope she at least smokes weed...

because I do a wide variety of drugs, and I don't want to freak her out lol


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: fee]
    #18864436 - 09/19/13 06:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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fee said:
If you start to fumble and have nothing to say just whip your dick out.
Not only will their be something to talk about but she will be super impressed with your manly confidence.





Best piece of advice ive heard all day
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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18864453 - 09/19/13 06:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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rbalzer said:
I really hope she at least smokes weed...

because I do a wide variety of drugs, and I don't want to freak her out lol




Yo, drugs aren't everything.
Maybe she plays video games or something.
Ask her if she's in school or working.
Ask her what she likes to do in her free time; she'll probably ask you what you like to do in your free time, so be ready. 
Don't forget to just be cool and don't overthink things.

Also, dress appropriately.

Maybe put a small amount of cologne on or something, idk.


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: teamkiller]
    #18864526 - 09/19/13 07:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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teamkiller said:
Quote:

Set said:
Make sure you walk on the outside of her.  :cookiemonster:



as i a kid i noticed this and it drove me crazy because i knew there was a pattern to side by side female/male standing but couldn't figure it out till it was revealed to me online.

Also OP just get crunk and say whatever.




wait which side is the outside?


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: hidenseek1]
    #18864529 - 09/19/13 07:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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hidenseek1 said:
Quote:

teamkiller said:
Quote:

Set said:
Make sure you walk on the outside of her.  :cookiemonster:



as i a kid i noticed this and it drove me crazy because i knew there was a pattern to side by side female/male standing but couldn't figure it out till it was revealed to me online.

Also OP just get crunk and say whatever.




wait which side is the outside?



yeah for real. I have no idea what these niggas be talkin' 'bout :confused:


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18864546 - 09/19/13 07:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

congrats


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: noonesomeone]
    #18864563 - 09/19/13 07:10 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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what's the origin of men walking on the outside of women on the sidewalk? anything to do with prostitution?

    Alex asked 5 years ago

I was debating the origin with a friend. I'm convinced that i heard it was because pimps would walk with the prostitutes on the outside to show them to on coming traffic, thus gentlemans do the opposite. My friend says it's in order to protect the woman from a car that may jump the curb. Anyone can clarify?





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    Liam o answered 5 years ago

It arrives from an old English tradition. The man normally wore a sword on his right so the woman walks on his left. Then it just changed to protect the woman from dirt from the road, such as it was.




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jessiejungle answered 5 years ago
I am not sure of the origin, but I do know that when I had first moved to KC we were in a bad neighborhood and I was walking with my then b-friend and did not know about the inside outside thing,I was on the outside and some guy tried to buy me. Once my bf calmed down we asked some friends why and they asked were I had been walking....so it really does mean something, at least in KCMO.




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On a pavement the man walked on the outside to protect the lady from mud splashes from carriages.
On other occasions the man walked on the right so as to leave his sword arm free, and to have space to use it.The sword was worn on the man's left. But un-sheathed with the right hand.




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They used to throw trash out of the window back in the day, at least as far back as Shakespearean times. The woman would walk in a certain place in order to prevent trash from falling on her.

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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: hidenseek1]
    #18864631 - 09/19/13 07:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:wtf:


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: TheMovement]
    #18864722 - 09/19/13 07:38 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I think I used to have a natural instinct to do that


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: berdinwall]
    #18864743 - 09/19/13 07:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I've never been on a date.  I'm 32 years old. Dates are outdated IMHO. I never understood them. I mean, I guess I've went to shows with girls, or for a drive, or a walk, or a smoke session, etc.  never actually sat at an establishment and whatnot.  The whole notion is weird to me. :shrug:
Good luck though!  :cheers:


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: DeadPhan] * 1
    #18864772 - 09/19/13 07:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

wait

I always thought those were dates!

So you're saying I've never...:uhoh:


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: Set]
    #18864811 - 09/19/13 07:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Always considered that like hanging or going out. I guess I consider the definition of date different.  It's so concrete to me. Anytime I've, "went out", it came from me saying.  "Hey, wana chill sometime?"  Not. You wanna go out or followed by.  It's a date.  That shits for movies.


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: DeadPhan]
    #18864839 - 09/19/13 07:58 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I've always considered a "date" to be when I've never really hung out with a certain girl before, so then we go do something together alone besides hang out at one of our houses/apartments.

Dinners/movies are corny to me so I usually get concert tickets.


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18864854 - 09/19/13 08:03 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Put a condom on before you leave.  Just in case, it would be so great if you pulled your dick off about to have sex and she saw you were wearing a condom the entire date.

As for things to talk, find out what interests her and go from there.  Try to concentrate on things you know about and/or things that interest you.  Try to be funny, even if you fail it helps to look like you are trying.  Its just a date, its not like you have anything to lose.

Lastly, don't try too hard and be yourself.  No one likes a fake person.


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: fapjack]
    #18865015 - 09/19/13 08:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

fapjack said:
Put a condom on before you leave.  Just in case, it would be so great if you pulled your dick off about to have sex and she saw you were wearing a condom the entire date.

As for things to talk, find out what interests her and go from there.  Try to concentrate on things you know about and/or things that interest you.  Try to be funny, even if you fail it helps to look like you are trying.  Its just a date, its not like you have anything to lose.

Lastly, don't try too hard and be yourself.  No one likes a fake person.



I won't have any trouble trying to be funny. I think I'm hilarious


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: fapjack] * 1
    #18865044 - 09/19/13 08:38 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

fapjack said:
Put a condom on before you leave.  Just in case, it would be so great if you pulled your dick off about to have sex and she saw you were wearing a condom the entire date.







LMFAO!
You are cracking me up tonight.

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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #18865048 - 09/19/13 08:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

well he did have sex with all our dads. and my dads pretty funny


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18865063 - 09/19/13 08:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

You don't know what socially retarded is you fuck, I've never been on a "date".


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: Robo] * 1
    #18865071 - 09/19/13 08:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Robo Shaman said:
You don't know what socially retarded is you fuck, I've never been on a "date".




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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: Robo]
    #18865079 - 09/19/13 08:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Robo Shaman said:
You don't know what socially retarded is you fuck, I've never been on a "date".



I'm sorry that you're making such huge assumptions, and are more awkward than me. not my fuckin problem :laugh2:


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: Robo] * 1
    #18865090 - 09/19/13 08:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Robo Shaman said:
You don't know what socially retarded is you fuck, I've never been on a "date".




A first, here. Someone trying to one-up someone with awkwardness.
I guess if you can't be best at anything else...


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18865108 - 09/19/13 08:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Well I'm not as akward as Sheldon, but yeah I aint never done the formal date thing.
Or at least wouldn't call it that.


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Re: I have a date for the first time in like 2 years [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18865126 - 09/19/13 08:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Good luck man.


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