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245willow19

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Cock blocked by a gay guy, again!
#18863508 - 09/19/13 03:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Today I got cock blocked by a gay guy, again . I was bantering with this Indian chick (I like dark exotic women ) and this gay guy kept trying to get her attention. They only met a a couple of weeks ago, so they aren't very close friends. He is loud and proud. He kept calling her over to check out something stupid on the computer. I was like, “Alright, fair enough, you are obviously friends and I respect that.” But he continuously did this for whole day hour and it pissed me off and then he gave me a weird look, it’s indescribable. What does he want? He did it twice. First he did it on Monday and then today. I have no problem with gay people…but this asshole is a complete cunt. He was obviously doing this deliberately and it’s starting to piss me off. Maybe I am delusional…I am sure he is a nice guy and all, but I have a feeling that he doesn’t like me. I don’t know why though…he rolls his eyes at me whenever he makes eye contact. He is one of those asshole flamboyant gay guys who boast and flirt with dozens of girls and cock block straight guys…arghhhhhh it’s annoying. There are two gay guys, but the other gay guy is quiet and really polite and cool…I talk with him and he seems all right.
I bet that bastard enjoys watching me suffer. I have been trying for a week to get stuck in with this Indian chick…if he pulls this shit off again, I’m gonna kill this nigguh. I am not the only person he does this too. My other friends told me he did the exact same thing with them. Anyway I tried talking with the Indian chick today and the gay guy kept calling her name again loudly to show off some more stupid shit on his Iphone and she was laughing and giving him a lot of attention and touching him. No I ain’t jealous of him…yes he does have a better fashion sense than me, clean shaven, and probably better looking, but he is gay…he doesn’t want to fuck her…so why does he bother flirting and teasing…the girls love him. Yes I’ll admit I do envy him to some extent because of all the chick attention. Arghhhhh does he not understand how I feel? Should I try and talk with him? You know…reasonable talk…no physical violence or anything. I want to settle this little problem like men. Suggestions? Am I paranoid? Maybe he wants to hook up with me. Anyone experience a similar situation?
Edited by 245willow19 (09/20/13 11:21 AM)
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: 245willow19]
#18863513 - 09/19/13 03:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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your shit is soooo stupid, WHY?
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245willow19

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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: akira_akuma]
#18863518 - 09/19/13 03:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said: your shit is soooo stupid, WHY?
What? I am trying to be reasonable here...all the other guys are pissed off and want to fight him. I want to call a truce with this guy. You don't understand the situation...what should I do? I wanna talk with him and see why he doesn't like me
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: 245willow19] 1
#18863523 - 09/19/13 03:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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no, i want to stop living this horrible lie, and just give into your rampant homosexuality, and find a place where you can do drugs, get boffed, and maybe throw on some pixie dust and face paint, with a scarf.
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245willow19

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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: akira_akuma]
#18863527 - 09/19/13 03:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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no, i want to stop living this horrible lie, and just give into your rampant homosexuality, and find a place where you can do drugs, get boffed, and maybe throw on some pixie dust and face paint, with a scarf.
So I should hook up with him ? Anyway, I'll talk with him tomorrow and sort this whole thing out...before it gets out of control. If shit hits the fan then I'll go to plan B (GHB, Xanax, cucumber and lots of vaseline ) and rape this motherfucker and then resume chasing this chick.
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: 245willow19]
#18863551 - 09/19/13 03:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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yes, you should. make sure nothing gets outta control, if you know what i mean.
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: 245willow19] 4
#18863554 - 09/19/13 03:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Do you talk about anything other than gay dudes and trying to get girls?
Seriously your threads are all horrible and redudant.
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Do you talk about anything other than gay dudes and trying to get girls?
Seriously your threads are all horrible and redudant.
Yup!

It's either that or talk about my depression, suicidal thoughts and fucked up childhood and dysfunctional family...so what do you want? I have nothing else to talk about...the other shit is incriminating . I am trying to get my life together here...why ain't you happy for me?
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yes, you should. make sure nothing gets outta control, if you know what i mean.
Yeah, I'll probably talk with him. If it gets out of control, I'll have to rape him ...I just don't understand why he dislikes me. He probably won't even try and talk with me, who knows. If he doesn't accept my friendship...well, I ain't gonna lose sleep because of it
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AlmostAsCoolAs said: Do you talk about anything other than gay dudes and trying to get girls?
Seriously your threads are all horrible and redudant.
Do you ever say anything in the pub that isn't essentially "I am better than pubbers, ODD 4 lyfe drugs rule."?
Seriously your posts are all horrible and redundant.
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: 245willow19] 3
#18863582 - 09/19/13 03:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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and sort this whole thing out...before it gets out of control. If shit hits the fan then I'll rape this motherfucker and then resume chasing this chick.
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AlmostAsCoolAs said: Do you talk about anything other than gay dudes and trying to get girls?
How great opium is and how awful junkies are.
Kelso, you say you've been "chasing" this girl for a while. Have you considered that maybe she mentioned you to him? Maybe she's too nice/shy to tell you to back off a bit, and he's helping her get out of awkward situations? No offense but maybe you're giving off creepy or unfriendly vibes, especially seeing how you don't like gay guys anymore.
Or they're just friends and like each other's company and you're being an Ann-hog.
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: hidenseek1]
#18863591 - 09/19/13 03:53 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Maybe cause your trying to fuck his frien
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245willow19

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How great opium is and how awful junkies are.
Kelso, you say you've been "chasing" this girl for a while. Have you considered that maybe she mentioned you to him? Maybe she's too nice/shy to tell you to back off a bit, and he's helping her get out of awkward situations? No offense but maybe you're giving off creepy or unfriendly vibes, especially seeing how you don't like gay guys anymore.
Or they're just friends and like each other's company and you're being an Ann-hog.

What? I do like gay guys...I love them. Who told you I hate gay guys? I am insulted . I am going to the gay Pride parade this year  Anyway, I have been chasing her for a week...that's not a while. Perhaps you are right though, maybe I should back off a bit and see what happens . I understand, nobody wants me
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: 245willow19] 1
#18863609 - 09/19/13 03:59 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Or accept the fact that not everyone you hit on is going to be into it.
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: Sheekle]
#18863613 - 09/19/13 04:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sheekle said:
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AlmostAsCoolAs said: Do you talk about anything other than gay dudes and trying to get girls?
Seriously your threads are all horrible and redudant.
Do you ever say anything in the pub that isn't essentially "I am better than pubbers, ODD 4 lyfe drugs rule."?
Seriously your posts are all horrible and redundant.
Quote me.
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Or accept the fact that not everyone you hit on is going to be into it.
But I am lonely and feel so unloved . Maybe I should try hook up with the other girls...nah...they aren't my type though
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: 245willow19]
#18863624 - 09/19/13 04:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Because they're not brown? Ye feckin reecist!
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KremrBigSikter said: Because they're not brown? Ye feckin reecist!
How did you know? 

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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: 245willow19] 2
#18863965 - 09/19/13 05:10 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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You know why, because that Middle eastern woman is a nice lady and wont straight up reject you so shes got her gay buddy actin obnoxious to drive you off.
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Bodhi of Ankou said: You know why, because that Middle eastern woman is a nice lady and wont straight up reject you so shes got her gay buddy actin obnoxious to drive you off.
so rejected.
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: akira_akuma]
#18863991 - 09/19/13 05:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yea OP get the hint
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: akira_akuma]
#18864025 - 09/19/13 05:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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This thread is funny. Rape him esekon.
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: Sham87]
#18864156 - 09/19/13 05:52 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Your gay adversary and your current horn dog fancy had a talk when you weren't around. It basically went like this: he wants you, he knows you want her, and she allows him to be in control of this menage'a'troi because she owes him big-time for not telling her parents about her(?) sex change operation. I guess this is all a diversion from the fact that some diaper-wearing hood rat won't give back your bicycle.
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: 245willow19]
#18864295 - 09/19/13 06:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Esekon Kelly said: gay guy
Maybe he's trying to steal your poppies?
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: 245willow19]
#18864860 - 09/19/13 08:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I think, for the most part, we'd just prefer that you not talk. Or at least quit using the pub as your personal LiveJournal to spill all of the horrid details of your closet-homosexual fantasies and self-pitying blithering.
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sVs said: I think, for the most part, we'd just prefer that you not talk. Or at least quit using the pub as your personal LiveJournal to spill all of the horrid details of your closet-homosexual fantasies and self-pitying blithering.
this thread is going places.
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I didn't know that OP was allowed to leave his bedroom.
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: koods]
#18866618 - 09/20/13 08:31 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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OP, any man worth his salt would have grabbed the girl's hand in a confident manner, and straight up told her not to go. It's more stupid shit on his computer, let's go for a walk I'll show you the moon and the stars and feed you the best piece of pie you've ever tasted.
You on the other hand, are being a bitch about this.
Which is OK, I'm a bitch too sometimes, we all are, you just need to hear that this is how it is. The fag can be noisy all he wants, if you have your shit together it won't matter. It does, because you don't. You either can hold this chicks attention and move her to a distraction-free zone, or you can't. If you can't then you can't. Learn more and try again.
Stop blaming it on the fag. Man up or find another chick, plenty of em out there.
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OP unless your gay too, you can't mention queers on this site..
EVERYBODy will be against you. I can't imagine the hate. Ill get for this post..
Obnoxious fags are so annoying, i don't go around lisping and prancing around showing the world i love vagina, lol..
Good luck:)
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: Dr.Dankhead]
#18866678 - 09/20/13 08:47 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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plenty of bros do though. your generalizations are just more inane pestilent crap; like your usual ideologies.
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: 245willow19]
#18866718 - 09/20/13 08:53 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Maybe you should talk with him about it in a calm manner
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: 245willow19] 1
#18866733 - 09/20/13 08:57 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Cock blocked by a gay guy
Did he like gently cup it in his hand, kneaded it a bit and said "nope" or was it like BAM! No Sex For You ?
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: 245willow19]
#18866753 - 09/20/13 09:04 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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That said:
And more importantly:
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: Asante]
#18867189 - 09/20/13 11:14 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I didn't know that OP was allowed to leave his bedroom.
What? I don't leave my house anymore at all...I detest sunlight . I just sit at home all day and play video games and drink water.
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Did he like gently cup it in his hand, kneaded it a bit and said "nope" or was it like BAM! No Sex For You ?
I showed him my big surprise and he just said, "Nope, not good enough for my tight asshole" lol . Maybe I'll tease him a bit and lead him on . Wiccan do you know some asshole gay guys? They aren't assholes because they are gay, they just happen to be both stuck up and gay. It's a bad combo.
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Maybe you should talk with him about it in a calm manner
I forgot to talk with him today...I didn't get the chance...the opporunity wasn't there so I let it be. Thankfully the Indian chick started a conversation with me and I felt a good vibe between us...she was very eager to ask me questions and stuff. She kept looking back at me. Luckily the gay guy was busy chatting with the teacher. I was trying to avoid her today because you guys suggested that she didn't like me and probably thought I was a stalker/or creep, but it doesn't seem that way at all. I think she does kind of like me to some extent because I always see her looking at me from corner of my eye...maybe she just wants to be friends, who knows. She has only been in the country for four weeks now and I assume she doesn't have many friends here. We'll just have to see what happens on Monday. I really felt like I have achieved something today

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OP unless your gay too, you can't mention queers on this site..
EVERYBODy will be against you. I can't imagine the hate. Ill get for this post..
Obnoxious fags are so annoying, i don't go around lisping and prancing around showing the world i love vagina, lol..
Good luck:)
Everyone is already against me because I said some racist and homophobic shit a while ago. Obnoxious people are annoying...and yeah I understand what you mean. It doesn't mean you are a homophobic...just be careful what you say
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: 245willow19]
#18868926 - 09/20/13 06:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I bet this is the same girl you want to teach how to shave off her 'stache, right?
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: Rockhound]
#18868961 - 09/20/13 06:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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OP yer not delusional hes fucking with yer game on purpose wich is pretty big disrespect.gay men can be some of the most coniving motherfuckers and he probably doesn't like you
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: akira_akuma]
#18868984 - 09/20/13 06:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said:

lawl
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: 245willow19]
#18868996 - 09/20/13 06:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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esekon, you know this situation will only end in you either raping this guy or being raped by this guy--i recommend you quit delaying the inevitable--get it out of the way and then move on to this girl
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shivas.wisdom said: esekon, you know this situation will only end in you either raping this guy or being raped by this guy--i recommend you quit delaying the inevitable--get it out of the way and then move on to this girl
you just letting him do what he wants, you know, what you need
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Bodhi of Ankou said: You know why, because that Middle eastern woman is a nice lady and wont straight up reject you so shes got her gay buddy actin obnoxious to drive you off.
Dude. Are you for real? OP said the girl is Indian. India is not located in the middle-east
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: solstice]
#18870987 - 09/21/13 06:49 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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THE MIDDLE EAST STRETCHES FROM GREENLAND TO SOUTH AFRICA TO JAPAN
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: solstice]
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yeah. That's an outrage
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: rulesq]
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rulesq said:

yeah. That's an outrage 
Well yes it is my good man! It's an insult to all nice Indian people who have nothing to do with being terrorists.
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: solstice]
#18871018 - 09/21/13 07:06 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Seems legit
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AlmostAsCoolAs said: Do you talk about anything other than gay dudes and trying to get girls?
How great opium is and how awful junkies are.
Kelso, you say you've been "chasing" this girl for a while. Have you considered that maybe she mentioned you to him? Maybe she's too nice/shy to tell you to back off a bit, and he's helping her get out of awkward situations? No offense but maybe you're giving off creepy or unfriendly vibes, especially seeing how you don't like gay guys anymore.
Or they're just friends and like each other's company and you're being an Ann-hog.
Yep, Girls do that often. They free each others from unwanted situations. Sounds cruel, and probably is. I can feel very well how that looks for you: If this is true then obviously
(A) she does not only not want you, but (B) she is not trusting you enough to openly reject you and most cruel (C) You didn't even notice.
It's gonna take some time to get life back together, maybe years. Life is like quicksand: the more you struggle, the deeper you sink.
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: solstice]
#18871022 - 09/21/13 07:08 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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yeah. That's an outrage 
Well yes it is my good man! It's an insult to all nice Indian people who have nothing to do with being terrorists.

NOT ALL MIDDLE EASTERNS ARE TERRORISTS!!!! There are Israelis, and Christians even! Not all of them are Muslim/Terrorist you bigot!!!!
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Deep.
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solstice
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solstice said:
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yeah. That's an outrage 
Well yes it is my good man! It's an insult to all nice Indian people who have nothing to do with being terrorists.

NOT ALL MIDDLE EASTERNS ARE TERRORISTS!!!! There are Israelis, and Christians even! Not all of them are Muslim/Terrorist you bigot!!!!
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Dude! Are you for real? Furthermore, I've never said anything about terrorists being '' muslims '' or being part of islam. What made you think I did? Israelis and '' christians '' make pretty good terrorists as well.
Topic-wise though, I love myself some Indian ladies but they have to be from the northern part of India. Also, I'm curious to know where all of this ( the events in the OP ) took place. Was it at this girl's house? The gay guy's house? School?
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learning sponge said: OP yer not delusional hes fucking with yer game on purpose wich is pretty big disrespect.gay men can be some of the most coniving motherfuckers and he probably doesn't like you
At the seediest gay bathhouses they use the "learning sponge" to wipe down the loads.
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: rulesq]
#18871088 - 09/21/13 07:38 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Note: Possibly only funny understandably accurate if you speak the King's.
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: koods]
#18871091 - 09/21/13 07:39 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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esekon, you know this situation will only end in you either raping this guy or being raped by this guy--i recommend you quit delaying the inevitable--get it out of the way and then move on to this girl
Well, it is a rape or be raped world . There's no 'buts' or 'ifs'. I always wanted to pound a tight asshole . Anyway the girl is talking with me...so yeah...it's all good. Let the games begin.
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OP yer not delusional hes fucking with yer game on purpose wich is pretty big disrespect.gay men can be some of the most coniving motherfuckers and he probably doesn't like you
Maybe I could show him my juicy cock next time I see him and be all like "you aint gettin nowhere near this gargantuan python unless you stop acting like a little jealous bitch and let me talk with this saucy wench." Dude, it's a flawless plan !
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I bet this is the same girl you want to teach how to shave off her 'stache, right?
Why?
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: 245willow19]
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Maybe I could show him my juicy cock next time I see him and be all like "you aint gettin nowhere near this gargantuan python unless you stop acting like a little jealous bitch and let me talk with this wench."
This is xtra funny because we all know you're Irish.
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