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MystiqueMushroom

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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: akira_akuma]
#18863991 - 09/19/13 05:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yea OP get the hint
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Sham87
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: akira_akuma]
#18864025 - 09/19/13 05:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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This thread is funny. Rape him esekon.
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: Sham87]
#18864156 - 09/19/13 05:52 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Your gay adversary and your current horn dog fancy had a talk when you weren't around. It basically went like this: he wants you, he knows you want her, and she allows him to be in control of this menage'a'troi because she owes him big-time for not telling her parents about her(?) sex change operation. I guess this is all a diversion from the fact that some diaper-wearing hood rat won't give back your bicycle.
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: 245willow19]
#18864295 - 09/19/13 06:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Esekon Kelly said: gay guy
Maybe he's trying to steal your poppies?
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: 245willow19]
#18864860 - 09/19/13 08:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I think, for the most part, we'd just prefer that you not talk. Or at least quit using the pub as your personal LiveJournal to spill all of the horrid details of your closet-homosexual fantasies and self-pitying blithering.
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Vsnares.Zappa
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sVs said: I think, for the most part, we'd just prefer that you not talk. Or at least quit using the pub as your personal LiveJournal to spill all of the horrid details of your closet-homosexual fantasies and self-pitying blithering.
this thread is going places.
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I didn't know that OP was allowed to leave his bedroom.
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: koods]
#18866618 - 09/20/13 08:31 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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OP, any man worth his salt would have grabbed the girl's hand in a confident manner, and straight up told her not to go. It's more stupid shit on his computer, let's go for a walk I'll show you the moon and the stars and feed you the best piece of pie you've ever tasted.
You on the other hand, are being a bitch about this.
Which is OK, I'm a bitch too sometimes, we all are, you just need to hear that this is how it is. The fag can be noisy all he wants, if you have your shit together it won't matter. It does, because you don't. You either can hold this chicks attention and move her to a distraction-free zone, or you can't. If you can't then you can't. Learn more and try again.
Stop blaming it on the fag. Man up or find another chick, plenty of em out there.
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OP unless your gay too, you can't mention queers on this site..
EVERYBODy will be against you. I can't imagine the hate. Ill get for this post..
Obnoxious fags are so annoying, i don't go around lisping and prancing around showing the world i love vagina, lol..
Good luck:)
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akira_akuma
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: Dr.Dankhead]
#18866678 - 09/20/13 08:47 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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plenty of bros do though. your generalizations are just more inane pestilent crap; like your usual ideologies.
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: 245willow19]
#18866718 - 09/20/13 08:53 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Maybe you should talk with him about it in a calm manner
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: 245willow19] 1
#18866733 - 09/20/13 08:57 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Cock blocked by a gay guy
Did he like gently cup it in his hand, kneaded it a bit and said "nope" or was it like BAM! No Sex For You ?
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: 245willow19]
#18866753 - 09/20/13 09:04 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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That said:
And more importantly:
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: Asante]
#18867189 - 09/20/13 11:14 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I didn't know that OP was allowed to leave his bedroom.
What? I don't leave my house anymore at all...I detest sunlight . I just sit at home all day and play video games and drink water.
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Did he like gently cup it in his hand, kneaded it a bit and said "nope" or was it like BAM! No Sex For You ?
I showed him my big surprise and he just said, "Nope, not good enough for my tight asshole" lol . Maybe I'll tease him a bit and lead him on . Wiccan do you know some asshole gay guys? They aren't assholes because they are gay, they just happen to be both stuck up and gay. It's a bad combo.
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Maybe you should talk with him about it in a calm manner
I forgot to talk with him today...I didn't get the chance...the opporunity wasn't there so I let it be. Thankfully the Indian chick started a conversation with me and I felt a good vibe between us...she was very eager to ask me questions and stuff. She kept looking back at me. Luckily the gay guy was busy chatting with the teacher. I was trying to avoid her today because you guys suggested that she didn't like me and probably thought I was a stalker/or creep, but it doesn't seem that way at all. I think she does kind of like me to some extent because I always see her looking at me from corner of my eye...maybe she just wants to be friends, who knows. She has only been in the country for four weeks now and I assume she doesn't have many friends here. We'll just have to see what happens on Monday. I really felt like I have achieved something today

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OP unless your gay too, you can't mention queers on this site..
EVERYBODy will be against you. I can't imagine the hate. Ill get for this post..
Obnoxious fags are so annoying, i don't go around lisping and prancing around showing the world i love vagina, lol..
Good luck:)
Everyone is already against me because I said some racist and homophobic shit a while ago. Obnoxious people are annoying...and yeah I understand what you mean. It doesn't mean you are a homophobic...just be careful what you say
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: 245willow19]
#18868926 - 09/20/13 06:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I bet this is the same girl you want to teach how to shave off her 'stache, right?
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: Rockhound]
#18868961 - 09/20/13 06:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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OP yer not delusional hes fucking with yer game on purpose wich is pretty big disrespect.gay men can be some of the most coniving motherfuckers and he probably doesn't like you
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: akira_akuma]
#18868984 - 09/20/13 06:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said:

lawl
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: 245willow19]
#18868996 - 09/20/13 06:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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esekon, you know this situation will only end in you either raping this guy or being raped by this guy--i recommend you quit delaying the inevitable--get it out of the way and then move on to this girl
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shivas.wisdom said: esekon, you know this situation will only end in you either raping this guy or being raped by this guy--i recommend you quit delaying the inevitable--get it out of the way and then move on to this girl
you just letting him do what he wants, you know, what you need
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