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Offline245willow19

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Cock blocked by a gay guy, again!
    #18863508 - 09/19/13 03:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Today I got cock blocked by a gay guy, again :facepalm:. I was bantering with this Indian chick (I like dark exotic women :shrug: ) and this gay guy kept trying to get her attention. They only met a a couple of weeks ago, so they aren't very close friends. He is loud and proud. He kept calling her over to check out something stupid on the computer. I was like, “Alright, fair enough, you are obviously friends and I respect that.” But he continuously did this for whole day hour and it pissed me off and then he gave me a weird look, it’s indescribable. What does he want? He did it twice. First he did it on Monday and then today. I have no problem with gay people…but this asshole is a complete cunt. He was obviously doing this deliberately and it’s starting to piss me off. Maybe I am delusional…I am sure he is a nice guy and all, but I have a feeling that he doesn’t like me. I don’t know why though…he rolls his eyes at me whenever he makes eye contact. He is one of those asshole flamboyant gay guys who boast and flirt with dozens of girls and cock block straight guys…arghhhhhh it’s annoying. There are two gay guys, but the other gay guy is quiet and really polite and cool…I talk with him and he seems all right.

I bet that bastard enjoys watching me suffer. I have been trying for a week to get stuck in with this Indian chick…if he pulls this shit off again, I’m gonna kill this nigguh. I am not the only person he does this too. My other friends told me he did the exact same thing with them.
Anyway I tried talking with the Indian chick today and the gay guy kept calling her name again loudly to show off some more stupid shit on his Iphone and she was laughing and giving him a lot of attention and touching him. No I ain’t jealous of him…yes he does have a better fashion sense than me, clean shaven, and probably better looking, but he is gay…he doesn’t want to fuck her…so why does he bother flirting and teasing…the girls love him. Yes I’ll admit I do envy him to some extent because of all the chick attention. Arghhhhh does he not understand how I feel? Should I try and talk with him? You know…reasonable talk…no physical violence or anything. I want to settle this little problem like men. Suggestions? Am I paranoid?
Maybe he wants to hook up with me. Anyone experience a similar situation?
:douchewink:


Edited by 245willow19 (09/20/13 11:21 AM)


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: 245willow19]
    #18863513 - 09/19/13 03:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

your shit is soooo stupid, WHY?


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Offline245willow19

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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18863518 - 09/19/13 03:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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akira_akuma said:
your shit is soooo stupid, WHY?



What? I am trying to be reasonable here...all the other guys are pissed off and want to fight him. I want to call a truce with this guy. You don't understand the situation...what should I do? I wanna talk with him and see why he doesn't like me


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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: 245willow19] * 1
    #18863523 - 09/19/13 03:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

no, i want to stop living this horrible lie, and just give into your rampant homosexuality, and find a place where you can do drugs, get boffed, and maybe throw on some pixie dust and face paint, with a scarf.


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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18863527 - 09/19/13 03:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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no, i want to stop living this horrible lie, and just give into your rampant homosexuality, and find a place where you can do drugs, get boffed, and maybe throw on some pixie dust and face paint, with a scarf.



So I should hook up with him :grin:? Anyway, I'll talk with him tomorrow and sort this whole thing out...before it gets out of control. If shit hits the fan then I'll go to plan B (GHB, Xanax, cucumber and lots of vaseline :wink:) and rape this motherfucker and then resume chasing this chick.


Edited by 245willow19 (09/19/13 03:43 PM)


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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: 245willow19]
    #18863551 - 09/19/13 03:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

yes, you should. make sure nothing gets outta control, if you know what i mean.


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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: 245willow19] * 4
    #18863554 - 09/19/13 03:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Do you talk about anything other than gay dudes and trying to get girls?

Seriously your threads are all horrible and redudant.


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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
    #18863566 - 09/19/13 03:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Do you talk about anything other than gay dudes and trying to get girls?

Seriously your threads are all horrible and redudant.



Yup!
:awedance:



It's either that or talk about my depression, suicidal thoughts and fucked up childhood and dysfunctional family...so what do you want?
I have nothing else to talk about...the other shit is incriminating :shrug:. I am trying to get my life together here...why ain't you happy for me?

Quote:

yes, you should. make sure nothing gets outta control, if you know what i mean.



Yeah, I'll probably talk with him. If it gets out of control, I'll have to rape him :evil:...I just don't understand why he dislikes me. He probably won't even try and talk with me, who knows. If he doesn't accept my friendship...well, I ain't gonna lose sleep because of it


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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs] * 4
    #18863570 - 09/19/13 03:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

AlmostAsCoolAs said:
Do you talk about anything other than gay dudes and trying to get girls?

Seriously your threads are all horrible and redudant.



Do you ever say anything in the pub that isn't essentially "I am better than pubbers, ODD 4 lyfe drugs rule."?

Seriously your posts are all horrible and redundant.


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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: 245willow19] * 3
    #18863582 - 09/19/13 03:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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and sort this whole thing out...before it gets out of control. If shit hits the fan then I'll  rape this motherfucker and then resume chasing this chick.






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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs] * 2
    #18863587 - 09/19/13 03:52 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

AlmostAsCoolAs said:
Do you talk about anything other than gay dudes and trying to get girls?




How great opium is and how awful junkies are.



Kelso, you say you've been "chasing" this girl for a while. Have you considered that maybe she mentioned you to him? Maybe she's too nice/shy to tell you to back off a bit, and he's helping her get out of awkward situations? No offense but maybe you're giving off creepy or unfriendly vibes, especially seeing how you don't like gay guys anymore.

Or they're just friends and like each other's company and you're being an Ann-hog.


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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: hidenseek1]
    #18863591 - 09/19/13 03:53 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Maybe cause your trying to fuck his frien


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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #18863601 - 09/19/13 03:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

How great opium is and how awful junkies are.



Kelso, you say you've been "chasing" this girl for a while. Have you considered that maybe she mentioned you to him? Maybe she's too nice/shy to tell you to back off a bit, and he's helping her get out of awkward situations? No offense but maybe you're giving off creepy or unfriendly vibes, especially seeing how you don't like gay guys anymore.

Or they're just friends and like each other's company and you're being an Ann-hog.



:ohshitman:


What? I do like gay guys...I love them. Who told you I hate gay guys? I am insulted :mad2:. I am going to the gay Pride parade this year :grin:
Anyway, I have been chasing her for a week...that's not a while. Perhaps you are right though, maybe I should back off a bit and see what happens :shrug:. I understand, nobody wants me :foreveralone:


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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: 245willow19] * 1
    #18863609 - 09/19/13 03:59 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Or accept the fact that not everyone you hit on is going to be into it.


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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: Sheekle]
    #18863613 - 09/19/13 04:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
Quote:

AlmostAsCoolAs said:
Do you talk about anything other than gay dudes and trying to get girls?

Seriously your threads are all horrible and redudant.



Do you ever say anything in the pub that isn't essentially "I am better than pubbers, ODD 4 lyfe drugs rule."?

Seriously your posts are all horrible and redundant.



Quote me.


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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
    #18863618 - 09/19/13 04:03 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Or accept the fact that not everyone you hit on is going to be into it.



But I am lonely and feel so unloved :sad:. Maybe I should try hook up with the other girls...nah...they aren't my type though


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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: 245willow19]
    #18863624 - 09/19/13 04:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Because they're not brown? Ye feckin reecist!


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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: KremrBigSikter]
    #18863634 - 09/19/13 04:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

KremrBigSikter said:
Because they're not brown? Ye feckin reecist!



How did you know? :lol:
:feelsparanoidman:






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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: 245willow19] * 2
    #18863965 - 09/19/13 05:10 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

You know why, because that Middle eastern woman is a nice lady and wont straight up reject you so shes got her gay buddy actin obnoxious to drive you off.


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Re: Cock blocked by a gay guy [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #18863978 - 09/19/13 05:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Bodhi of Ankou said:
You know why, because that Middle eastern woman is a nice lady and wont straight up reject you so shes got her gay buddy actin obnoxious to drive you off.



:lol: so rejected.


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