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Meowlisten
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Registered: 09/18/13
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Best pick up lines
#18860827 - 09/18/13 10:49 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I will start with..."hey baby" if i flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
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tyrannicalrex
Strange R



Registered: 04/24/03
Posts: 38,331
Loc: subtropics
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Excuse me, I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
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Shroomopotamus
Happy Mushrooming




Registered: 09/27/09
Posts: 18,757
Loc: Funkotron
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Wanna smoke?
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    This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible Be happy Be nice (<3);}
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magicbroncoride
barbaric neanderthal

Registered: 05/27/13
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How much does a polar bear wiegh? Enough to break the ice Hi my name is
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volcomstoner
I'll have just one more xanax



Registered: 07/20/09
Posts: 11,231
Loc: Minnesnowta
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Pick up lines LOL
First one is pretty funny though I'll give you that.
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HAIL SATAN Vas donc jouer dans le traffic
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Jimmyhunter1000
That guy.



Registered: 06/15/12
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Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
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Magicman69
All About the Benjamins



Registered: 05/29/13
Posts: 6,876
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For me the best pick up line is 'Can I buy you a drink?' but call me old fashioned.
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volcomstoner
I'll have just one more xanax



Registered: 07/20/09
Posts: 11,231
Loc: Minnesnowta
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Quote:
Magicman69 said: For me the best pick up line is 'Can I buy you a drink?' but call me old fashioned.
Lol, I think calling you a person without game is more appropriate.
You might as well ask the girl outright if she wants to fuck, it's get similar results.
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HAIL SATAN Vas donc jouer dans le traffic
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Meowlisten
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Registered: 09/18/13
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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: Meowlisten] 1
#18860969 - 09/18/13 11:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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You MUST be from Nashville, because your the only Ten-i-see
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Meowlisten
Stranger

Registered: 09/18/13
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Do you believe in soul mates?
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luvdemboomers
loner with a boner

Registered: 01/11/13
Posts: 5,054
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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: Meowlisten] 6
#18860974 - 09/18/13 11:20 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Did you just fall from heaven?
because your face is fucked up
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Sheekle
FREE BURKE



Registered: 01/11/10
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Quote:
luvdemboomers said: Did you just fall from heaven?
because your face is fucked up
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TrentBoyett
Aspiring Mycologist



Registered: 11/29/12
Posts: 16,000
Loc: Kazakhstan
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"Lemme see dem titties?"
Works every time...
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Versicolor
♖♘♗♔♕♗♘♖



Registered: 05/04/11
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Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
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Meowlisten
Stranger

Registered: 09/18/13
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I don't know if your aware of this, but...I'm kind of a "big deal"
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geazerpleaser
No one



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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: Meowlisten] 1
#18861068 - 09/18/13 11:50 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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Versicolor
♖♘♗♔♕♗♘♖



Registered: 05/04/11
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Baby, I put the 'STD' in 'STUD'..
All I need is 'U'
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Meowlisten
Stranger

Registered: 09/18/13
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Quote:
geazerpleaser said: does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
LMFAO
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ShiVersblood
VAmPiRES HELLA ❤



Registered: 08/18/07
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Loc: United States of America
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I loved her so much and she just used me. She actually asked me out. Then she start dating her ex while she was still dating me.
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Sheekle
FREE BURKE



Registered: 01/11/10
Posts: 53,153
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Quote:
Meowlisten said: I don't know if your aware of this, but...I'm kind of a "big deal"
hahaha I think I've said this before
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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