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OfflineMeowlisten
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Best pick up lines
    #18860827 - 09/18/13 10:49 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I will start with..."hey baby" if i flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?


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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: Meowlisten]
    #18860865 - 09/18/13 10:55 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Excuse me, I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours? :smirk:


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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #18860866 - 09/18/13 10:56 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Wanna smoke?


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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: Meowlisten]
    #18860869 - 09/18/13 10:56 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

How much does a polar bear wiegh? Enough to break the ice Hi my name is


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Invisiblevolcomstoner
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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: magicbroncoride]
    #18860875 - 09/18/13 10:57 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Pick up lines
LOL

First one is pretty funny though I'll give you that.


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OfflineJimmyhunter1000
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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: volcomstoner] * 3
    #18860905 - 09/18/13 11:03 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?


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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: Jimmyhunter1000]
    #18860927 - 09/18/13 11:07 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

For me the best pick up line is 'Can I buy you a drink?' but call me old fashioned.


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Invisiblevolcomstoner
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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: Magicman69]
    #18860943 - 09/18/13 11:11 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Magicman69 said:
For me the best pick up line is 'Can I buy you a drink?' but call me old fashioned.



Lol, I think calling you a person without game is more appropriate.

You might as well ask the girl outright if she wants to fuck, it's get similar results.


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OfflineMeowlisten
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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: Meowlisten] * 1
    #18860969 - 09/18/13 11:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

You MUST be from Nashville, because your the only Ten-i-see


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OfflineMeowlisten
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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: Meowlisten]
    #18860971 - 09/18/13 11:20 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Do you believe in soul mates?


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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: Meowlisten] * 6
    #18860974 - 09/18/13 11:20 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Did you just fall from heaven?








because your face is fucked up


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InvisibleSheekle
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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #18861023 - 09/18/13 11:36 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

luvdemboomers said:
Did you just fall from heaven?








because your face is fucked up



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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: Meowlisten]
    #18861028 - 09/18/13 11:38 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

"Lemme see dem titties?"

Works every time...


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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: TrentBoyett] * 1
    #18861053 - 09/18/13 11:47 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?


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OfflineMeowlisten
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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: Meowlisten]
    #18861054 - 09/18/13 11:47 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I don't know if your aware of this, but...I'm kind of a "big deal"


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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: Meowlisten] * 1
    #18861068 - 09/18/13 11:50 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

does this rag smell like chloroform to you?


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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: geazerpleaser] * 1
    #18861078 - 09/18/13 11:52 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Baby, I put the 'STD' in 'STUD'..

All I need is 'U'


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OfflineMeowlisten
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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: geazerpleaser]
    #18861085 - 09/18/13 11:54 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

geazerpleaser said:
does this rag smell like chloroform to you?



LMFAO


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OfflineShiVersblood
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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: Versicolor]
    #18861086 - 09/18/13 11:55 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I loved her so much and she just used me. She actually asked me out. Then she start dating her ex while she was still dating me.


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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: Meowlisten]
    #18861087 - 09/18/13 11:56 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Meowlisten said:
I don't know if your aware of this, but...I'm kind of a "big deal"



hahaha I think I've said this before


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16


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