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Meowlisten
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Best pick up lines
#18860827 - 09/18/13 10:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I will start with..."hey baby" if i flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
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tyrannicalrex
Strange R



Registered: 04/24/03
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Loc: subtropics
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Excuse me, I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
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Shroomopotamus
Happy Mushrooming




Registered: 09/27/09
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Loc: Funkotron
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Wanna smoke?
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magicbroncoride
barbaric neanderthal

Registered: 05/27/13
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How much does a polar bear wiegh? Enough to break the ice Hi my name is
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volcomstoner
I'll have just one more xanax



Registered: 07/20/09
Posts: 11,231
Loc: Minnesnowta
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Pick up lines LOL
First one is pretty funny though I'll give you that.
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Jimmyhunter1000
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Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
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Magicman69
All About the Benjamins



Registered: 05/29/13
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For me the best pick up line is 'Can I buy you a drink?' but call me old fashioned.
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volcomstoner
I'll have just one more xanax



Registered: 07/20/09
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Loc: Minnesnowta
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Quote:
Magicman69 said: For me the best pick up line is 'Can I buy you a drink?' but call me old fashioned.
Lol, I think calling you a person without game is more appropriate.
You might as well ask the girl outright if she wants to fuck, it's get similar results.
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Meowlisten
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Registered: 09/18/13
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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: Meowlisten] 1
#18860969 - 09/18/13 11:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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You MUST be from Nashville, because your the only Ten-i-see
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Meowlisten
Stranger

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Do you believe in soul mates?
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luvdemboomers
loner with a boner

Registered: 01/11/13
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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: Meowlisten] 6
#18860974 - 09/18/13 11:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Did you just fall from heaven?
because your face is fucked up
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Sheekle
FREE BURKE



Registered: 01/11/10
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Quote:
luvdemboomers said: Did you just fall from heaven?
because your face is fucked up
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TrentBoyett
Aspiring Mycologist



Registered: 11/29/12
Posts: 16,000
Loc: Kazakhstan
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"Lemme see dem titties?"
Works every time...
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Versicolor
♖♘♗♔♕♗♘♖



Registered: 05/04/11
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Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
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Meowlisten
Stranger

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I don't know if your aware of this, but...I'm kind of a "big deal"
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geazerpleaser
No one



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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: Meowlisten] 1
#18861068 - 09/18/13 11:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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Versicolor
♖♘♗♔♕♗♘♖



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Baby, I put the 'STD' in 'STUD'..
All I need is 'U'
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Meowlisten
Stranger

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Quote:
geazerpleaser said: does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
LMFAO
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ShiVersblood
VAmPiRES HELLA ❤



Registered: 08/18/07
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I loved her so much and she just used me. She actually asked me out. Then she start dating her ex while she was still dating me.
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Sheekle
FREE BURKE



Registered: 01/11/10
Posts: 53,153
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Quote:
Meowlisten said: I don't know if your aware of this, but...I'm kind of a "big deal"
hahaha I think I've said this before
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tripp23
Kratom Freak



Registered: 05/21/08
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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: Sheekle]
#18861138 - 09/19/13 12:14 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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*somebody, somebody put, somebody put somethin in my drink!
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NWlight
Just look


Registered: 01/12/10
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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: tripp23]
#18861161 - 09/19/13 12:23 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hey baby I have cable and air conditioning
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dark3st
Stranger


Registered: 08/02/13
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Quote:
Meowlisten said: I will start with..."hey baby" if i flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
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volcomstoner said:
Quote:
Magicman69 said: For me the best pick up line is 'Can I buy you a drink?' but call me old fashioned.
Lol, I think calling you a person without game is more appropriate.
You might as well ask the girl outright if she wants to fuck, it's get similar results.
"Excuse me, what time is it(then flirt with the girl then ask)" works every time I never have been turned down a girls number. Maybe I'm just old fashioned. the simple things work better then most hard.
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evileye001
Stranger then you



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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: dark3st]
#18861219 - 09/19/13 12:49 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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damn girl ur as sweet as a strudel. all ur missing is the frosting...
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TrentBoyett
Aspiring Mycologist



Registered: 11/29/12
Posts: 16,000
Loc: Kazakhstan
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Quote:
evileye001 said: damn girl ur as sweet as a strudel. all ur missing is the frosting...
Lol, you get +5 for that
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RedRat



Registered: 09/16/13
Posts: 5
Loc: FL
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Quote:
Jimmyhunter1000 said: Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
lol
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NotTheDevil
Transhuman


Registered: 01/08/13
Posts: 5,436
Loc: US
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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: RedRat]
#18861337 - 09/19/13 01:25 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Several of the related threads are now about strudel
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zZZz
jesus


Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 33,478
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"did it hurt when you fell from heaven?, cuz your face looks like shit".
warning!: you will drown in the pussy with this one
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MushyMatt
LSD-25



Registered: 10/13/11
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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: zZZz]
#18861373 - 09/19/13 01:41 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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This one can be used if you ever end up in this situation.
You: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: I have a boyfriend.. You: Math test. Girl: What?? You: Oh, I thought we were naming things we could cheat on..
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Dark_Star
train driver pervading a desktop


Registered: 08/20/04
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Loc: Uranus
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Meth. Not only does it pick you up, but it keeps ya going for a long time too. All day long, all day strong.....
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CosmicJoke
happy mutant


Registered: 04/05/00
Posts: 10,848
Loc: Portland, OR
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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: Dark_Star]
#18861594 - 09/19/13 04:11 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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i've gotten so much play from just bluntly asking "so, do you like to kiss?" when i'm feeling hot... it works when there is a lot of vibes going back and forth but i feel like i need to say something to cut through the BS
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teamkiller
ghetto drama whore



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i just say hi
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



Registered: 10/09/10
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I'll give you a hundred bucks to fuck me
(That works everytime on the street in front of the bar)
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The Doobie Dude


Registered: 04/28/13
Posts: 13,498
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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: Patlal]
#18861763 - 09/19/13 06:52 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at pick-up lines nice tits.
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