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OfflineMeowlisten
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Best pick up lines
    #18860827 - 09/18/13 10:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I will start with..."hey baby" if i flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?


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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: Meowlisten]
    #18860865 - 09/18/13 10:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Excuse me, I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours? :smirk:


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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #18860866 - 09/18/13 10:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Wanna smoke?


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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: Meowlisten]
    #18860869 - 09/18/13 10:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

How much does a polar bear wiegh? Enough to break the ice Hi my name is


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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: magicbroncoride]
    #18860875 - 09/18/13 10:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Pick up lines
LOL

First one is pretty funny though I'll give you that.


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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: volcomstoner] * 3
    #18860905 - 09/18/13 11:03 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?


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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: Jimmyhunter1000]
    #18860927 - 09/18/13 11:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

For me the best pick up line is 'Can I buy you a drink?' but call me old fashioned.


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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: Magicman69]
    #18860943 - 09/18/13 11:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Magicman69 said:
For me the best pick up line is 'Can I buy you a drink?' but call me old fashioned.



Lol, I think calling you a person without game is more appropriate.

You might as well ask the girl outright if she wants to fuck, it's get similar results.


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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: Meowlisten] * 1
    #18860969 - 09/18/13 11:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

You MUST be from Nashville, because your the only Ten-i-see


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OfflineMeowlisten
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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: Meowlisten]
    #18860971 - 09/18/13 11:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Do you believe in soul mates?


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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: Meowlisten] * 6
    #18860974 - 09/18/13 11:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Did you just fall from heaven?








because your face is fucked up


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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #18861023 - 09/18/13 11:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

luvdemboomers said:
Did you just fall from heaven?








because your face is fucked up



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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: Meowlisten]
    #18861028 - 09/18/13 11:38 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

"Lemme see dem titties?"

Works every time...


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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: TrentBoyett] * 1
    #18861053 - 09/18/13 11:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?


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OfflineMeowlisten
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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: Meowlisten]
    #18861054 - 09/18/13 11:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I don't know if your aware of this, but...I'm kind of a "big deal"


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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: Meowlisten] * 1
    #18861068 - 09/18/13 11:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

does this rag smell like chloroform to you?


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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: geazerpleaser] * 1
    #18861078 - 09/18/13 11:52 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Baby, I put the 'STD' in 'STUD'..

All I need is 'U'


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OfflineMeowlisten
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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: geazerpleaser]
    #18861085 - 09/18/13 11:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

geazerpleaser said:
does this rag smell like chloroform to you?



LMFAO


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OfflineShiVersblood
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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: Versicolor]
    #18861086 - 09/18/13 11:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I loved her so much and she just used me. She actually asked me out. Then she start dating her ex while she was still dating me.


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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: Meowlisten]
    #18861087 - 09/18/13 11:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Meowlisten said:
I don't know if your aware of this, but...I'm kind of a "big deal"



hahaha I think I've said this before


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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: Sheekle]
    #18861138 - 09/19/13 12:14 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:creepylurker:

*somebody, somebody put, somebody put somethin in my drink!


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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: tripp23]
    #18861161 - 09/19/13 12:23 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Hey baby I have cable and air conditioning


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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: volcomstoner]
    #18861177 - 09/19/13 12:30 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Meowlisten said:
I will start with..."hey baby" if i flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?



Quote:

volcomstoner said:
Quote:

Magicman69 said:
For me the best pick up line is 'Can I buy you a drink?' but call me old fashioned.



Lol, I think calling you a person without game is more appropriate.

You might as well ask the girl outright if she wants to fuck, it's get similar results.





"Excuse me, what time is it(then flirt with the girl then ask)"  works every time I never have been turned down a girls number. Maybe I'm just old fashioned. :rolleyes: the simple things work better then most hard.


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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: dark3st]
    #18861219 - 09/19/13 12:49 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

damn girl ur as sweet as a strudel. all ur missing is the frosting...


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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: evileye001]
    #18861227 - 09/19/13 12:50 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

evileye001 said:
damn girl ur as sweet as a strudel. all ur missing is the frosting...



Lol, you get +5 for that


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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: Jimmyhunter1000]
    #18861270 - 09/19/13 01:04 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Jimmyhunter1000 said:
Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?



lol


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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: RedRat]
    #18861337 - 09/19/13 01:25 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Several of the related threads are now about strudel


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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #18861354 - 09/19/13 01:32 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

"did it hurt when you fell from heaven?, cuz your face looks like shit".

warning!: you will drown in the pussy with this one


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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: zZZz]
    #18861373 - 09/19/13 01:41 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

This one can be used if you ever end up in this situation.

You: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: I have a boyfriend..
You: Math test.
Girl: What??
You: Oh, I thought we were naming things we could cheat on..


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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: Meowlisten]
    #18861575 - 09/19/13 03:57 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Meth. Not only does it pick you up, but it keeps ya going for a long time too. All day long, all day strong.....


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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: Dark_Star]
    #18861594 - 09/19/13 04:11 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

i've gotten so much play from just bluntly asking "so, do you like to kiss?" when i'm feeling hot...  it works when there is a lot of vibes going back and forth but i feel like i need to say something to cut through the BS :lol:


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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: CosmicJoke]
    #18861689 - 09/19/13 05:50 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

i just say hi


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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: teamkiller]
    #18861747 - 09/19/13 06:35 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'll give you a hundred bucks to fuck me

(That works everytime on the street in front of the bar)


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Re: Best pick up lines [Re: Patlal]
    #18861763 - 09/19/13 06:52 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at pick-up lines nice tits.


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