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Anonymous #1

Oh man...
    #18858469 - 09/18/13 02:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I just had sex with a whore which I believe to have been a man some years ago.
She had a really sympathic face and eyes, clearly at least end thirty, beginning of fourty. Nice tan, I asked her where she was from, she: "guess", me "southern america", she: "Where do you come from?"
Later on I tried if she could speak or understand spanish or portugese but she could neither.
She had a dark voice and a cut on the throat, nice fake tits and a not so nice fake ass. I just went with her because she had a very good radiation.

I tried to enjoy it nevertheless but she said typical things how only men say them to a woman. After a while my erection wore out so I let her finish with hand. On one hand (:laugh2:) I just wanted to fuck but on the other hand I should have said fuck the money. Well. I feel strange now. Not too good... But other than that she seemed to be a nice and joyful person.


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Re: Oh man... [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #18858481 - 09/18/13 02:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:lolwut:


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Re: Oh man... [Re: K1ngSp4de]
    #18858582 - 09/18/13 03:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'm confused as well. Did he/she pay you for sex?


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Re: Oh man... [Re: K1ngSp4de]
    #18858591 - 09/18/13 03:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

No, I payd. I think she had been a man but had a sex change made. She looked somehow quite female, but in some moments I thought "You have been a man before". I even told her. She only laughed like a child that has played a trick on me.

I don't feel better joking about it actually. There were a lot of awesome women in the house but I had to pick that one, why is that?!?


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Re: Oh man... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18858784 - 09/18/13 03:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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There were a lot of awesome women in the house but I had to pick that one, why is that?!?



cuz u felt like it an shit


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Re: Oh man... [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #18859053 - 09/18/13 04:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

you subconsciously wanted the D :casket:


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Re: Oh man... [Re: Sheekle]
    #18863041 - 09/19/13 01:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
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Anonymous said:
There were a lot of awesome women in the house but I had to pick that one, why is that?!?



cuz u felt like it an shit



I think you're right, powder toast kitten.


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