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OfflineSalnugs
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hippie chicks.... aka wook pussy
    #18857909 - 09/18/13 12:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Sooo this chick i have known for a couple yyears is going to be at hulaween nexxtmonth and im gunna ttry and make this happen...
she has been slangin L these last feww months and has hooked me up!
she texted me to go to eoto with her like a month ago, good thing i didn't
she got real spun and got lost on the drive up.. ha
Shes a total mooch and im aware of that, maybe even known as a total lot momma.


Im gunna try an bang her

Just some ramblings, sorry.


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Re: hippie chicks.... aka wook pussy [Re: Salnugs]
    #18857980 - 09/18/13 01:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Hippie chicks are notorious for spreading chlamydia. Hold your nose and wrap it up.  And have fun.


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Re: hippie chicks.... aka wook pussy [Re: azur]
    #18858396 - 09/18/13 02:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Dope


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Re: hippie chicks.... aka wook pussy [Re: Salnugs]
    #18858913 - 09/18/13 04:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: hippie chicks.... aka wook pussy [Re: azur]
    #18888511 - 09/25/13 09:44 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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azur said:
Hippie chicks are notorious for spreading chlamydia. Hold your nose and wrap it up.  And have fun.



Chlamydia is like Diet STD. If you have to get one, this is the one :smile:

But really, don't be stupid. Wear a condom if you hit it. :smile:


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Re: hippie chicks.... aka wook pussy [Re: shLong] * 3
    #18888527 - 09/25/13 09:52 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

That was days ago.  He already hit it.  Soon warts will sprout, giving him more girth.


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Re: hippie chicks.... aka wook pussy [Re: azur]
    #18888710 - 09/25/13 10:49 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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azur said:
Hippie chicks are notorious for spreading chlamydia.




Since when? I've fucked lots of hippies and never got an STD.


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Re: hippie chicks.... aka wook pussy [Re: azur]
    #18888829 - 09/25/13 11:21 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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azur said:
That was days ago.  He already hit it.  Soon warts will sprout, giving him more girth.




I didnt smash any poon yet.....


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Re: hippie chicks.... aka wook pussy [Re: 36fuckin5]
    #18888840 - 09/25/13 11:23 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Ha ha.  That's awesome.
Though trichomoniasis and typically asymptomatic


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Re: hippie chicks.... aka wook pussy [Re: azur]
    #18888841 - 09/25/13 11:24 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Well what are you waiting for?  You could've smashed a dozen girls in the past 5 days!


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Re: hippie chicks.... aka wook pussy [Re: shLong]
    #18889092 - 09/25/13 12:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Quote:

azur said:
Hippie chicks are notorious for spreading chlamydia. Hold your nose and wrap it up.  And have fun.



Chlamydia is like Diet STD. If you have to get one, this is the one :smile:

But really, don't be stupid. Wear a condom if you hit it. :smile:




Diet std congratulations that was fucking hilarious.


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Re: hippie chicks.... aka wook pussy [Re: 36fuckin5]
    #18889193 - 09/25/13 12:58 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Ha ha.  That's awesome.
Though trichomoniasis and chlamydia are typically asymptomatic


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Re: hippie chicks.... aka wook pussy [Re: azur]
    #18889267 - 09/25/13 01:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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azur said:
Ha ha.  That's awesome.
Though trichomoniasis and chlamydia are typically asymptomatic




Ow those big words hurt my head.


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Re: hippie chicks.... aka wook pussy [Re: Enjoywho] * 2
    #18889297 - 09/25/13 01:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Which head?


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Re: hippie chicks.... aka wook pussy [Re: azur]
    #18889370 - 09/25/13 01:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

OOk sooo that chick is a total floozy....
shes a whore from what my buddies have said, and for sum reason i still
kinda wanna tear that shit up!
i dont know why...


Maybe i just want her to cut me a deal??
maybe i just wanna bang that lil slut?

I dont know forsure


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Re: hippie chicks.... aka wook pussy [Re: Salnugs]
    #18889417 - 09/25/13 01:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

i told a buddy of mine's little brother at Waka last year that if he went home from his first festy without an std he wasn't doing something right... ze ball is in yr court hombre...


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Re: hippie chicks.... aka wook pussy [Re: leon trout]
    #18889494 - 09/25/13 02:03 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Sluts turn us on.  That's why.  Ha.
I had a girlfriend years ago that made the fatal mistake of telling me that her hot, Dutch sister's friend was a total whore.  The rest is history


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Re: hippie chicks.... aka wook pussy [Re: Salnugs]
    #18889800 - 09/25/13 03:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:picdidnthappen:


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Re: hippie chicks.... aka wook pussy [Re: azur]
    #18889828 - 09/25/13 03:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

well it all good i hope you hit it. and for the fact of the std thing it ok.i mean alot of lot chick have the ich. so no worries there. and how about a pic so we can see what your working with.  :jokerclap:


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Re: hippie chicks.... aka wook pussy [Re: azur] * 2
    #18890034 - 09/25/13 04:12 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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azur said:
Sluts turn us on.  That's why.  Ha.
I had a girlfriend years ago that made the fatal mistake of telling me that her hot, Dutch sister's friend was a total whore.  The rest is history



In other words, you're an untrustworthy asshole and you cheated on her?


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