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how much money would you knock your grandma out for? * 1
    #18856107 - 09/17/13 11:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Hey guys. just wondering, how much money would someone have to pay you to punch your grandma? and it cant be a pussy hit either. Imagine youre with your girl waiting in line for 20 minutes in the hot ass sun in july (i miss the heat :frown: ) toget some tasty ass dairy queen. With extra nuts of course, because i  luv nuts. So you get your tasty ass ice cream and a nerdy college kid starts yelling at you because they ran out of icecream and you guys took the last ones.
So the nerdy kid spits in your girls face, takes her ice cream and knocks yours on the ground and laughs about it in front of his friends.

You would have to punch your grandma as hard as you would that kid at that particular dairy queen in boise idaho. what would be ample compensation? If you do not have any grandmas you have my condolences, but you still have to pick the next best family member retarded cousin etc.

I would ask for about 5,000 but would prolly settle for 3k. Side note, I hope my grandma doesnt browse the shroomery. If she does thats wicked awesome lol but at the same time im really sry grandma. Next?


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: rakipo] * 2
    #18856114 - 09/17/13 11:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'd do it for free my grandmas an asshole


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: rakipo]
    #18856116 - 09/17/13 11:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

my grandma loves me a real lot i wouldn't do that for any amount of money

like one of my grandmas


the other one and me aren't as close but i still wouldn't do it the meaning of life is love not money


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: rakipo] * 2
    #18856131 - 09/17/13 11:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

This thread is pure win.


God damn I haven't laughed that heard in a minute.


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: Gilgamesh18]
    #18856140 - 09/17/13 11:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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I'd do it for free my grandmas an asshole




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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: Gilgamesh18] * 2
    #18856144 - 09/17/13 11:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Gilgamesh18 said:
I'd do it for free my grandmas an asshole



haha thats the spirit. dont feel bad though everyones family has their assholes. My family makes malcolm in the middle look like that family from seventh heaven


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: fee] * 3
    #18856146 - 09/17/13 11:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

You're telling me you would knock your grandma out cold for $3k?

:lolsy:


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18856151 - 09/17/13 11:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

the next best relative from grandma is retarded cousin?


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18856156 - 09/17/13 11:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Mush4Brains said:
You're telling me you would knock your grandma out cold for $3k?

:lolsy:





I never said that


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: fee]
    #18856197 - 09/17/13 11:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'd do it for $5k too, mostly because I could share it with my grandma and I'm pretty sure she'd be willing to get punched for less than half that.


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: NetDiver]
    #18856216 - 09/17/13 11:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'd talk to my grandma and we'd come up with a number and split it. my nona aint no fool.


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: NetDiver] * 2
    #18856219 - 09/17/13 11:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Samurai Drifter said:
I'd do it for $5k too, mostly because I could share it with my grandma and I'm pretty sure she'd be willing to get punched for less than half that.



haha exactly what my thoughts were. However even if i couldnt share it with her I would still do it, she has dimentia so she wouldnt remember


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: NetDiver]
    #18856224 - 09/17/13 11:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

wtf....5,000 really? theres something wrong with you man...I'm not sure theres any amount of money I'd knock my grandma out for....I couldn't do it even if she were willing and I were offered a million...couldn't do it


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: rakipo]
    #18856231 - 09/17/13 11:52 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

rakipo said:
Quote:

Samurai Drifter said:
I'd do it for $5k too, mostly because I could share it with my grandma and I'm pretty sure she'd be willing to get punched for less than half that.



haha exactly what my thoughts were. However even if i couldnt share it with her I would still do it, she has dimentia so she wouldnt remember





:lolsy:


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: berdinwall]
    #18856242 - 09/17/13 11:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Ya I couldn't punch my grandmas hahhahah wtf.


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: rakipo]
    #18856253 - 09/17/13 11:58 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Fuck Idk. My last electric bill was ridiculous. Highest bill my lady and I ever got. Think it was $197.46. So yeah...I guess I'd drop that ass for one hundred and ninety seven dollars and forty six cents. Actually lets toss in another 5 bucks on top of that so I can get me a pack of smokes :shrug:

$202.46


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: Niffla]
    #18856265 - 09/18/13 12:00 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Where are you getting cigs for $5 a pack????

And Fee, I was responding to OP, not you :fuckyeahdance:


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18856273 - 09/18/13 12:02 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Where are you getting cigs for $5 a pack????




Across the street. Mobil gas station. $4.90 for a pack of Marlboros.


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18856285 - 09/18/13 12:04 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Well my grandmother is knocked out for good.

Wheres my money?

:crankey:


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: Legend]
    #18856301 - 09/18/13 12:08 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

This is the best thread I have read in a long ass time.


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: Niffla]
    #18856322 - 09/18/13 12:13 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
Quote:

Mush4Brains said:
Where are you getting cigs for $5 a pack????




$4.90 for a pack of Marlboros.




:kingcrankey:

im over here paying 8 something


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: berdinwall]
    #18856326 - 09/18/13 12:14 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

berdinwall said:
wtf....5,000 really? theres something wrong with you man...I'm not sure theres any amount of money I'd knock my grandma out for....I couldn't do it even if she were willing and I were offered a million...couldn't do it




QFT.

Even if I had a price, it's in poor taste not to let the dead rest in peace.

Then again, neither of mine would probably mind at this point... wow, that was macabre lol.


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: Legend]
    #18856330 - 09/18/13 12:15 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: Led Zeppelin]
    #18856331 - 09/18/13 12:15 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

In cali they are even like five maybe five fiddy a pack.

I can get cartons at the border for under $30 for marbs.

Want me to get you a carton?


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: SprewellSleeve]
    #18856342 - 09/18/13 12:17 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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SprewellSleeve said:





That... was deep. I got chills.

Ugly. Beautiful in a sad way though.


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: SprewellSleeve]
    #18856343 - 09/18/13 12:18 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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:doublefacepalm:
How this has real fans
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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: fee]
    #18856345 - 09/18/13 12:18 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:lolwut:


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #18856352 - 09/18/13 12:20 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

MystiqueMushroom said:
Quote:

SprewellSleeve said:




:doublefacepalm:
How this has real fans
:mindblown:




I probably should have noted that it was the story there that made it so striking.

I remember being in 5th grade when it was all over the news that "OMG WWF is STAGED!??" and even then I was rather dumbfounded that this was a shock to anyone. I was raised in part by a psychologist/economist though so I grew up with having things like that pointed out to me--can't take credit.


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: st1llnox]
    #18856378 - 09/18/13 12:29 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'd fuck my grandma for $5000 but I don't think I could hit her unless it was from behind :doggystyle:


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: rakipo]
    #18856410 - 09/18/13 12:40 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'd probably spend the rest of my life in prison if I saw someone punch my grandma in the face.  I would probably beat whoever did it with my fist until I broke my hand, then I would probably crush their skull in with whatever metal object was nearby.  My relatives are much more important to me than money, its a luxury I wish everyone could afford.


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: fapjack]
    #18856435 - 09/18/13 12:50 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I was just kidding on mine; I loved my grandmothers both very much and miss them. They've both passed now. And if they were alive, no, no amount would get me to punch them, lol.


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: Niffla]
    #18856446 - 09/18/13 12:55 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I never met a grandma so I can still honestly say that I would never hit a woman not matter what the pay is.


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: fee]
    #18856451 - 09/18/13 12:56 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

fee said:
In cali they are even like five maybe five fiddy a pack.

I can get cartons at the border for under $30 for marbs.

Want me to get you a carton?





Are they real Marbs?  You could be making a LOT of money with prices like that...


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: fapjack]
    #18856459 - 09/18/13 12:58 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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fapjack said:
I'd probably spend the rest of my life in prison if I saw someone punch my grandma in the face.  I would probably beat whoever did it with my fist until I broke my hand, then I would probably crush their skull in with whatever metal object was nearby.  My relatives are much more important to me than money, its a luxury I wish everyone could afford.




^^^ Mad respect. Just don't forget to enjoy them and be there for them while they're here. Time is the great destroyer, and it sneaks past us so cunningly. :sadyes:


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st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18856485 - 09/18/13 01:08 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Mush4Brains said:
Quote:

fee said:
In cali they are even like five maybe five fiddy a pack.

I can get cartons at the border for under $30 for marbs.

Want me to get you a carton?





Are they real Marbs?  You could be making a LOT of money with prices like that...





Yup but I think they are Swedish. Ill check the last carton I bought but needless to say they are identical to what we buy here except they have huge warnings that say shit like "SMOKING KILLS" and stuff like that.


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btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: fee]
    #18856971 - 09/18/13 07:44 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Now I want Dairy Queen...


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #18857027 - 09/18/13 08:09 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

No amount of money. She's 97 so it would probably kill her. No amount of money would be worth having that on my conscience. Interesting thread though.


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: Krackatus]
    #18857230 - 09/18/13 09:42 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'd pay you to be able to KO that bitch.


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: SoreSpore]
    #18857353 - 09/18/13 10:29 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

SoreSpore said:
I'd fuck my grandma for $5000 but I don't think I could hit her unless it was from behind :doggystyle:




:hahthatsrich:

I couldn't punch my grandma she is way to nice.  Sometimes I wouldn't mind punching other peoples grandmas when they come into my work making big deal outta nothing.  Old people are the worst customers.


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #18857359 - 09/18/13 10:31 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

My grandma is the kind of person that would offer to get herself knocked out if she knew I could make 100k doing it.


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: Patlal]
    #18857393 - 09/18/13 10:41 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I couldn't punch my grandma for anything less than $500,000, however I'd kick my grandma for around $10,000 at the minimum.


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: rakipo]
    #18857466 - 09/18/13 11:07 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

My entire family would hate me, you can't put a price on that.  I would however jack off into my grandmas shampoo for $10k as long as no one found out.


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