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OfflineLed Zeppelin
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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: Niffla]
    #18856322 - 09/18/13 12:13 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Niffla said:
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Mush4Brains said:
Where are you getting cigs for $5 a pack????




$4.90 for a pack of Marlboros.




:kingcrankey:

im over here paying 8 something


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: berdinwall]
    #18856326 - 09/18/13 12:14 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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berdinwall said:
wtf....5,000 really? theres something wrong with you man...I'm not sure theres any amount of money I'd knock my grandma out for....I couldn't do it even if she were willing and I were offered a million...couldn't do it




QFT.

Even if I had a price, it's in poor taste not to let the dead rest in peace.

Then again, neither of mine would probably mind at this point... wow, that was macabre lol.


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: Legend]
    #18856330 - 09/18/13 12:15 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)



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Invisiblefee
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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: Led Zeppelin]
    #18856331 - 09/18/13 12:15 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

In cali they are even like five maybe five fiddy a pack.

I can get cartons at the border for under $30 for marbs.

Want me to get you a carton?


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: SprewellSleeve]
    #18856342 - 09/18/13 12:17 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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That... was deep. I got chills.

Ugly. Beautiful in a sad way though.


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: SprewellSleeve]
    #18856343 - 09/18/13 12:18 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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SprewellSleeve said:




:doublefacepalm:
How this has real fans
:mindblown:


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: fee]
    #18856345 - 09/18/13 12:18 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:lolwut:


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #18856352 - 09/18/13 12:20 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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MystiqueMushroom said:
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SprewellSleeve said:




:doublefacepalm:
How this has real fans
:mindblown:




I probably should have noted that it was the story there that made it so striking.

I remember being in 5th grade when it was all over the news that "OMG WWF is STAGED!??" and even then I was rather dumbfounded that this was a shock to anyone. I was raised in part by a psychologist/economist though so I grew up with having things like that pointed out to me--can't take credit.


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: st1llnox]
    #18856378 - 09/18/13 12:29 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'd fuck my grandma for $5000 but I don't think I could hit her unless it was from behind :doggystyle:


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: rakipo]
    #18856410 - 09/18/13 12:40 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'd probably spend the rest of my life in prison if I saw someone punch my grandma in the face.  I would probably beat whoever did it with my fist until I broke my hand, then I would probably crush their skull in with whatever metal object was nearby.  My relatives are much more important to me than money, its a luxury I wish everyone could afford.


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: fapjack]
    #18856435 - 09/18/13 12:50 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I was just kidding on mine; I loved my grandmothers both very much and miss them. They've both passed now. And if they were alive, no, no amount would get me to punch them, lol.


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Invisiblefee
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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: Niffla]
    #18856446 - 09/18/13 12:55 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I never met a grandma so I can still honestly say that I would never hit a woman not matter what the pay is.


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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OfflineMush4Brains
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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: fee]
    #18856451 - 09/18/13 12:56 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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fee said:
In cali they are even like five maybe five fiddy a pack.

I can get cartons at the border for under $30 for marbs.

Want me to get you a carton?





Are they real Marbs?  You could be making a LOT of money with prices like that...


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: fapjack]
    #18856459 - 09/18/13 12:58 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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fapjack said:
I'd probably spend the rest of my life in prison if I saw someone punch my grandma in the face.  I would probably beat whoever did it with my fist until I broke my hand, then I would probably crush their skull in with whatever metal object was nearby.  My relatives are much more important to me than money, its a luxury I wish everyone could afford.




^^^ Mad respect. Just don't forget to enjoy them and be there for them while they're here. Time is the great destroyer, and it sneaks past us so cunningly. :sadyes:


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18856485 - 09/18/13 01:08 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Mush4Brains said:
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fee said:
In cali they are even like five maybe five fiddy a pack.

I can get cartons at the border for under $30 for marbs.

Want me to get you a carton?





Are they real Marbs?  You could be making a LOT of money with prices like that...





Yup but I think they are Swedish. Ill check the last carton I bought but needless to say they are identical to what we buy here except they have huge warnings that say shit like "SMOKING KILLS" and stuff like that.


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: fee]
    #18856971 - 09/18/13 07:44 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Now I want Dairy Queen...


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #18857027 - 09/18/13 08:09 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

No amount of money. She's 97 so it would probably kill her. No amount of money would be worth having that on my conscience. Interesting thread though.


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: Krackatus]
    #18857230 - 09/18/13 09:42 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'd pay you to be able to KO that bitch.


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: SoreSpore]
    #18857353 - 09/18/13 10:29 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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SoreSpore said:
I'd fuck my grandma for $5000 but I don't think I could hit her unless it was from behind :doggystyle:




:hahthatsrich:

I couldn't punch my grandma she is way to nice.  Sometimes I wouldn't mind punching other peoples grandmas when they come into my work making big deal outta nothing.  Old people are the worst customers.


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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #18857359 - 09/18/13 10:31 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

My grandma is the kind of person that would offer to get herself knocked out if she knew I could make 100k doing it.


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