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Sheekle
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getting pooped on by a bird?
#18855876 - 09/17/13 10:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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have any of ya'll ever been pooped on by a bird before?
over the summer I did by a seagull i'm pretty sure it landed on my back
hbu
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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: Sheekle]
#18855882 - 09/17/13 10:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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ur so lonely tonight sheekle
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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: Sheekle] 2
#18855883 - 09/17/13 10:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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one time a bird like cawed at me, it was cool.
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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: Sheekle]
#18855891 - 09/17/13 10:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah, people around here says it means you're lucky if a bird shits on you. Idk, but if a bird shits on you, well.. it's not considered 'lucky' in my book.
If you get shat on by a bird, it's probably best just to stay inside the rest of the day.
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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: Sheekle]
#18855895 - 09/17/13 10:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: have any of ya'll ever been pooped on by a bird before?
over the summer I did by a seagull i'm pretty sure it landed on my back
hbu
I once blew up a bird with an m-80. Not really releated, but it was funny (seagull was dead at the time). If a bird shit on me though I would drive to AC and put $400 on black.
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I seem to attract bird shit. It happens about once every 3-6 months.
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Yupp,a pidgeon just flew over my head and shat on it a few years ago. Fucking nasty.
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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: Sheekle] 2
#18855905 - 09/17/13 10:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I was a on a ferry boat a couple years ago, and as I was leaning over the railing a seagull shit right on the top of my head. It was stuck in my hair and all... but at least bird shit doesnt smell right?
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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: LSDreams]
#18855914 - 09/17/13 10:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yes during middle school I got shitted on by a seagull while doing push-ups and the teacher wouldn't let me leave to wash it out of my hair. It was funny
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I've been shit on by birds several times.
Once when I was like 10 at my dad's house. I had caught a baby bird that couldn't fly very well yet. I had my hands cupped around it, pressed against my chest and it shat all over my hands and shirt.
Another time, I was on vacation walking out of my hotel room and one shat all in my hair right when I walked out from under the roof.
The other time, I was also on vacation and at a hotel, except this time I was at the pool and the bird shat on me while I was in the water. I didn't even realize it until someone pointed it out to me.
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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: Ballerium]
#18856005 - 09/17/13 11:03 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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i almost wonder if they do it on purpose to poop on people sometimes like the chances are so slim with all the surface area on the ground and then people
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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: Sheekle]
#18856012 - 09/17/13 11:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I know that if I were reincarnated as a bird in my next life, I would make a fun game out of aiming to shit on as many people as possible. So I wouldn't be surprised.
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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: Ballerium]
#18856017 - 09/17/13 11:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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aww that's so beautiful that's the best thing you could do if you were a bird
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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: Sheekle]
#18856026 - 09/17/13 11:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yea I've pooped on a bird before
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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: Sheekle]
#18856032 - 09/17/13 11:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Well, it is one of the best. If I were a large bird, I'd be doing badass things like what this here golden eagle does.
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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: Ballerium]
#18856113 - 09/17/13 11:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I was at disney as a small child and a bird shit over me and hit the tip of my nose.
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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: xpl0de]
#18856117 - 09/17/13 11:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Did you lick it off?Quote:
xpl0de said: I was at disney as a small child and a bird shit over me and hit the tip of my nose. 
Then you licked it off?
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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: xpl0de]
#18856119 - 09/17/13 11:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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What a great thought provoking thread this is!
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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: Gilgamesh18]
#18856125 - 09/17/13 11:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Gilgamesh18 said: What a great thought provoking thread this is!
i think its pretty cool you always have the option of like not participating in threads you don't like
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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: Sheekle]
#18856132 - 09/17/13 11:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Sheekle said:
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Gilgamesh18 said: What a great thought provoking thread this is!
i think its pretty cool you always have the option of like not participating in threads you don't like
Great thing about freedom is that I have the freedom to speak my mind
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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: Gilgamesh18]
#18856135 - 09/17/13 11:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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That's slowly changing though.
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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: Gilgamesh18] 1
#18856136 - 09/17/13 11:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Gilgamesh18 said:
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Sheekle said:
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Gilgamesh18 said: What a great thought provoking thread this is!
i think its pretty cool you always have the option of like not participating in threads you don't like
Great thing about freedom is that I have the freedom to speak my mind
that is a great thing isn't it
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Quote:
MystiqueMushroom said: Yea I've pooped on a bird before
...but really, who hasnt?
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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: LSDreams]
#18859310 - 09/18/13 05:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Interesting you brought this up. Last week I was walking daughter's horse back to her stall and got hit in the forearm by a passerby.... first time ever I think.
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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: dragonsmack]
#18860000 - 09/18/13 07:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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a bird shit on me while i was inside a car driving one summer messed up how that could happen I think some of them do it on purpose used to call one of my sisters friends bird shit as a nick name wen we would kid around because of stuff like this
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I definitely didnt think it was such a common occurrence to get shirt on by a bird. You shoulda took a poll Sheek.
I live in a big city with tons of pigeons who arent timid around humans and I still havent been or know anyone whos been shit on by a bird.
But around here people do say its lucky to get shit on by a bird.
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I hear that its lucky from people too the pigeons are cool see them in big groups wen I am in the city I like that they barely budge wen you walk by
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Quote:
MentalMeltdown said:
But around here people do say its lucky to get shit on by a bird. 
people will say all kindza stuffs...
imagine some guy with a flag telling the birds when to drop their payload..?
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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: travelleler]
#18882213 - 09/23/13 08:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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travelleler said:
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MentalMeltdown said:
But around here people do say its lucky to get shit on by a bird. 
people will say all kindza stuffs...
imagine some guy with a flag telling the birds when to drop their payload..?
That guy has ultimate gangster status.
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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: Sheekle]
#18882267 - 09/23/13 08:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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When i was in high school, a bird pooped on my eye. I was too embarrassed to tell my mom what happened so i just told her a friend jizzed on me.
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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: LoneMystic]
#18882306 - 09/23/13 08:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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LoneMystic said: When i was in high school, a bird pooped on my eye. I was too embarrassed to tell my mom what happened so i just told her a friend jizzed on me. 
so you just let bird shit sit in your eye all day so you could show your mom? Thats poppycock.
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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: Sheekle]
#18882315 - 09/23/13 08:58 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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It's happened to me twice.. Once while I was at a funeral (with no way to go home and change and we had JUST got there) and the other time was at the dump (more or less expected it there).
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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: Shroomslip]
#18882342 - 09/23/13 09:01 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Poop back at it poop back at it poop back at it 
there is some white doo doo on my car....need to clean 'til nothing is seen in between.
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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: LSDreams]
#18882563 - 09/23/13 09:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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You got me.
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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: Sheekle]
#18882629 - 09/23/13 09:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I had a friend in high school that got shat on by a seagull at lunch... he got maaaad bro... he chucked a half empty soda bottle knocked it out of the SKY went over snapped its neck and threw it in the pool...... yeah he got a ticket for killing a protected species
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Quote:
cheshirect666 said: I had a friend in high school that got shat on by a seagull at lunch... he got maaaad bro... he chucked a half empty soda bottle knocked it out of the SKY went over snapped its neck and threw it in the pool...... yeah he got a ticket for killing a protected species 
hahah holy shit that's wild
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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: Sheekle]
#18882717 - 09/23/13 10:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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At Busch garden in Williamsburg VA near the ticket booth there's a forest island in the paved walk way. Well a group of ducks all decided to take off at once and flew over the people waiting in line. Well a big muscle head bald guy got shit on right on his shiny dome. Well he responds by throwing a rock into the flock at pitching speed.
That day I witnessed the phrase "hitting two birds with one stone" manifest into reality.
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cheshirect666 said: I had a friend in high school that got shat on by a seagull at lunch... he got maaaad bro... he chucked a half empty soda bottle knocked it out of the SKY went over snapped its neck and threw it in the pool...... yeah he got a ticket for killing a protected species 
Madly radical bro
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