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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: Gilgamesh18]
    #18856135 - 09/17/13 11:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

That's slowly changing though. :rolleyes:


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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: Gilgamesh18] * 1
    #18856136 - 09/17/13 11:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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What a great thought provoking thread this is!



i think its pretty cool you always have the option of like not participating in threads you don't like



Great thing about freedom is that I have the freedom to speak my mind



that is a great thing isn't it


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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #18856161 - 09/17/13 11:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Yea I've pooped on a bird before




:loldongs: ...but really, who hasnt? :shrug:


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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: LSDreams]
    #18859310 - 09/18/13 05:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Interesting you brought this up.  Last week I was walking daughter's horse back to her stall and got hit in the forearm by a passerby....  first time ever I think.


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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: dragonsmack]
    #18860000 - 09/18/13 07:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

a bird shit on me while i was inside a car driving one summer 
messed up how that could happen I think some of them do it on purpose used to call one of my sisters friends bird shit as a nick name wen we would kid around because of stuff like this :hehehe:


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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: watermelon mon]
    #18860164 - 09/18/13 08:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I definitely didnt think it was such a common occurrence to get shirt on by a bird. You shoulda took a poll Sheek.

I live in a big city with tons of pigeons who arent timid around humans and I still havent been or know anyone whos been shit on by a bird.

But around here people do say its lucky to get shit on by a bird. :aweshit:


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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: MentalMeltdown]
    #18860205 - 09/18/13 08:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I hear that its lucky from people too the pigeons are cool see them in big groups wen I am in the city I like that they barely budge wen you walk by


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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: MentalMeltdown]
    #18869136 - 09/20/13 07:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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But around here people do say its lucky to get shit on by a bird. :aweshit:




people will say all kindza stuffs...



imagine some guy with a flag telling the birds when to drop their payload..?


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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: travelleler]
    #18882213 - 09/23/13 08:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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But around here people do say its lucky to get shit on by a bird. :aweshit:




people will say all kindza stuffs...



imagine some guy with a flag telling the birds when to drop their payload..?




That guy has ultimate gangster status.


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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18882267 - 09/23/13 08:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

When i was in high school, a bird pooped on my eye. I was too embarrassed to tell my mom what happened so i just told her a friend jizzed on me.  :nicesmile:


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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: LoneMystic]
    #18882306 - 09/23/13 08:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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When i was in high school, a bird pooped on my eye. I was too embarrassed to tell my mom what happened so i just told her a friend jizzed on me.  :nicesmile:




so you just let bird shit sit in your eye all day so you could show your mom? Thats poppycock.


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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18882315 - 09/23/13 08:58 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

It's happened to me twice.. Once while I was at a funeral (with no way to go home and change and we had JUST got there) and the other time was at the dump (more or less expected it there).


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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #18882342 - 09/23/13 09:01 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Poop back at it :woah: poop back at it :woah: poop back at it :woah:


there is some white doo doo on my car....need to clean 'til nothing is seen in between.


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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: LSDreams]
    #18882563 - 09/23/13 09:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

You got  me.      :tongue2:  :finger:


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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18882629 - 09/23/13 09:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I had a friend in high school that got shat on by a seagull at lunch... he got maaaad bro... he chucked a half empty soda bottle knocked it out of the SKY went over snapped its neck and threw it in the pool...... yeah he got a ticket for killing a protected species :lolsy:


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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: cheshirect666]
    #18882674 - 09/23/13 10:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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I had a friend in high school that got shat on by a seagull at lunch... he got maaaad bro... he chucked a half empty soda bottle knocked it out of the SKY went over snapped its neck and threw it in the pool...... yeah he got a ticket for killing a protected species :lolsy:



hahah holy shit that's wild


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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18882717 - 09/23/13 10:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

At Busch garden in Williamsburg VA near the ticket booth there's a forest island in the paved walk way.
Well a group of ducks all decided to take off at once and flew over the people waiting in line. Well a big muscle head bald guy got shit on right on his shiny dome. Well he responds by throwing a rock into the flock at pitching speed.

That day I witnessed the phrase "hitting two birds with one stone" manifest into reality.


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I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: cheshirect666]
    #18882728 - 09/23/13 10:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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cheshirect666 said:
I had a friend in high school that got shat on by a seagull at lunch... he got maaaad bro... he chucked a half empty soda bottle knocked it out of the SKY went over snapped its neck and threw it in the pool...... yeah he got a ticket for killing a protected species :lolsy:




Madly radical bro :lol:


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