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InvisibleSheekle
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getting pooped on by a bird?
    #18855876 - 09/17/13 10:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

have any of ya'll ever been pooped on by a bird before?

over the summer I did by a seagull i'm pretty sure it landed on my back


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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18855882 - 09/17/13 10:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

ur so lonely tonight sheekle


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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #18855883 - 09/17/13 10:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

one time a bird like cawed at me, it was cool.


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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18855891 - 09/17/13 10:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah, people around here says it means you're lucky if a bird shits on you.
Idk, but if a bird shits on you, well..  it's not considered 'lucky' in my book.

If you get shat on by a bird, it's probably best just to stay inside the rest of the day.
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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18855895 - 09/17/13 10:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
have any of ya'll ever been pooped on by a bird before?

over the summer I did by a seagull i'm pretty sure it landed on my back


hbu




I once blew up a bird with an m-80.  Not really releated, but it was funny (seagull was dead at the time).  If a bird shit on me though I would drive to AC and put $400 on black.


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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou] * 2
    #18855897 - 09/17/13 10:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I seem to attract bird shit. :crankey: It happens about once every 3-6 months.


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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #18855903 - 09/17/13 10:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yupp,a pidgeon just flew over my head and shat on it a few years ago. Fucking nasty.


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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #18855905 - 09/17/13 10:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I was a on a ferry boat a couple years ago, and as I was leaning over the railing a seagull shit right on the top of my head. It was stuck in my hair and all... but at least bird shit doesnt smell right? :shrug:


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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: LSDreams]
    #18855914 - 09/17/13 10:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yes during middle school I got shitted on by a seagull while doing push-ups and the teacher wouldn't let me leave to wash it out of my hair. It was funny


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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: Shroomhunter510] * 1
    #18855984 - 09/17/13 10:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I've been shit on by birds several times.

Once when I was like 10 at my dad's house. I had caught a baby bird that couldn't fly very well yet. I had my hands cupped around it, pressed against my chest and it shat all over my hands and shirt.

Another time, I was on vacation walking out of my hotel room and one shat all in my hair right when I walked out from under the roof.

The other time, I was also on vacation and at a hotel, except this time I was at the pool and the bird shat on me while I was in the water. I didn't even realize it until someone pointed it out to me. :facepalm:


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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: Ballerium]
    #18856005 - 09/17/13 11:03 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

i almost wonder if they do it on purpose to poop on people sometimes like the chances are so slim with all the surface area on the ground and then people


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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18856012 - 09/17/13 11:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I know that if I were reincarnated as a bird in my next life, I would make a fun game out of aiming to shit on as many people as possible. So I wouldn't be surprised.


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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: Ballerium]
    #18856017 - 09/17/13 11:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

aww that's so beautiful that's the best thing you could do if you were a bird


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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18856026 - 09/17/13 11:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yea I've pooped on a bird before


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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18856032 - 09/17/13 11:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Well, it is one of the best. If I were a large bird, I'd be doing badass things like what this here golden eagle does.



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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: Ballerium]
    #18856113 - 09/17/13 11:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I was at disney as a small child and a bird shit over me and hit the tip of my nose. :feelsbadman:


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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: xpl0de]
    #18856117 - 09/17/13 11:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Did you lick it off?
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I was at disney as a small child and a bird shit over me and hit the tip of my nose. :feelsbadman:



Then you licked it off?


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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: xpl0de]
    #18856119 - 09/17/13 11:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

What a great thought provoking thread this is!


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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: Gilgamesh18]
    #18856125 - 09/17/13 11:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Gilgamesh18 said:
What a great thought provoking thread this is!



i think its pretty cool you always have the option of like not participating in threads you don't like


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Re: getting pooped on by a bird? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18856132 - 09/17/13 11:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
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Gilgamesh18 said:
What a great thought provoking thread this is!



i think its pretty cool you always have the option of like not participating in threads you don't like



Great thing about freedom is that I have the freedom to speak my mind


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