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dog got sprayed by skunk lol lawl
    #18855306 - 09/17/13 08:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

lol lawl


post stories about getting sprayed by skunks

when I was little I wanted to get married to a skunk


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Re: dog got sprayed by skunk lol lawl [Re: Sheekle]
    #18855316 - 09/17/13 08:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I like to smoke skunk :jah:


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Re: dog got sprayed by skunk lol lawl [Re: thizzlemaniac]
    #18855325 - 09/17/13 08:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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thizzlemaniac said:
I like to smoke skunk :jah:



well arent' u just poppy Johnson jr eh :smug:


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Re: dog got sprayed by skunk lol lawl [Re: Sheekle]
    #18855327 - 09/17/13 08:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: dog got sprayed by skunk lol lawl [Re: Sheekle]
    #18855328 - 09/17/13 08:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

In grammar school this kid in my class came to school reeking of skunk one day. We were in like the 4th grade I think. His dog had apparently been sprayed and the stench got on his backpack or something, idk how he didn't realize it, but needless to say it was pretty funny (although embarassing for him)

And ok peppy le pew, lol, why did you want to marry a skunk?


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Re: dog got sprayed by skunk lol lawl [Re: TheMule73]
    #18855336 - 09/17/13 08:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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And ok peppy le pew, lol, why did you want to marry a skunk?



I dunno cuz they looked cool I just felt likeit


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Re: dog got sprayed by skunk lol lawl [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #18855347 - 09/17/13 08:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: dog got sprayed by skunk lol lawl [Re: MystiqueMushroom] * 1
    #18855359 - 09/17/13 08:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

my little brother used to trap animals for fun, and would mostly get raccoons,
but occasionally get skunk. he would get sprayed like 6 times trying to let em go.


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Re: dog got sprayed by skunk lol lawl [Re: xanderofpella]
    #18855376 - 09/17/13 08:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I want a pet skunk.


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Re: dog got sprayed by skunk lol lawl [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #18855397 - 09/17/13 08:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

you can take out their little stink things n keep em as pets.


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Re: dog got sprayed by skunk lol lawl [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #18855401 - 09/17/13 08:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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I want a pet skunk.



no you don't!!!


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Re: dog got sprayed by skunk lol lawl [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18855447 - 09/17/13 08:52 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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luvdemboomers said:
I want a pet skunk.



no you don't!!!



yes I do!!! A hedgehog too.


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Re: dog got sprayed by skunk lol lawl [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #18855469 - 09/17/13 08:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I had a pet skunk and it was horrible. she was de scented and still stunk up the whole house. their turds are bigfoot sized too and they spread their food all over the place. they love hot peppers though?

go with a hedgehog or chinchilla herd.


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Re: dog got sprayed by skunk lol lawl [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18855502 - 09/17/13 09:02 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

If someone told me there would be a thread about pet skunks/marying skunks on the pub today I would tell them to lay off the dope....

:rolleyes:


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Re: dog got sprayed by skunk lol lawl [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18855504 - 09/17/13 09:03 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:lol:
one night along time ago I was walking home from drinking and I started chasing a skunk got really close could have touched it and he didn't spray me don't think he knew how yet good thing didn't mean to scare him or anything was just playing wont do that again


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Re: dog got sprayed by skunk lol lawl [Re: thizzlemaniac]
    #18855555 - 09/17/13 09:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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I like to smoke skunk :jah:



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Re: dog got sprayed by skunk lol lawl [Re: Sheekle]
    #18855639 - 09/17/13 09:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

i once saw my dog fight a skunk in my parents from yard.
he bit it a shook it around and tossed it like a rag doll.
then it sprayed him in the face.
he ran away yelping and the skunked stumbled off like a drunk, wounded no-doubt, fox food.
my dog stunk up the garage for a couple weeks.


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Re: dog got sprayed by skunk lol lawl [Re: broken] * 1
    #18855682 - 09/17/13 09:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

One time a bunch of us where getting drunk and realized it was ten minutes until we couldn't buy beer at the store for the night. So I collected money and straight up ran full force towards the store. Half way there a skunk jumped out right in front of my right foot as I'm hauling ass and (not on purpose) I kick him about 20 feet and proceed to run across the street and to the store.


A skunk did get hurt in the process of us getting drunk.


I'm sorry Mr skunk.


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Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: dog got sprayed by skunk lol lawl [Re: fee]
    #18855705 - 09/17/13 09:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:lolsy:


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Re: dog got sprayed by skunk lol lawl [Re: fee]
    #18855744 - 09/17/13 09:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:lol: I can just picture it
it should have looked be for jumping in front of you


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Re: dog got sprayed by skunk lol lawl [Re: watermelon mon]
    #18855750 - 09/17/13 09:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah I was on the sidewalk and he jumped out from between two parked cars. Most likely running full speed from the other side of the road


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btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: dog got sprayed by skunk lol lawl [Re: fee]
    #18855832 - 09/17/13 10:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

skunks are a feline, i'm sure it landed on it's feet.


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Re: dog got sprayed by skunk lol lawl [Re: broken]
    #18855901 - 09/17/13 10:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

They're more like weasels.


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Re: dog got sprayed by skunk lol lawl [Re: psi]
    #18855924 - 09/17/13 10:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

One time I saw a cute skunk the size of a small cat but he wasn't quick enough before crossing the road and got flattened before my eyes and its scent went everywhere. It was terrible.


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Re: dog got sprayed by skunk lol lawl [Re: Destitute]
    #18856019 - 09/17/13 11:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

What no LNC tonight?


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Re: dog got sprayed by skunk lol lawl [Re: Magicman69]
    #18856024 - 09/17/13 11:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

make one


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Re: dog got sprayed by skunk lol lawl [Re: Sheekle]
    #18856029 - 09/17/13 11:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Nobody will come :uhoh: I'm not as popular as you. :lol:


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Re: dog got sprayed by skunk lol lawl [Re: Magicman69]
    #18856034 - 09/17/13 11:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I don't think people typically base what threads they post on the person who made it


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Re: dog got sprayed by skunk lol lawl [Re: Sheekle]
    #18856049 - 09/17/13 11:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I wont go unless Sheekle makes it


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Re: dog got sprayed by skunk lol lawl [Re: Sheekle]
    #18856050 - 09/17/13 11:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:feelsjohngoodman:


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Re: dog got sprayed by skunk lol lawl [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18858092 - 09/18/13 01:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

We took on an orphaned skunk growing up.  Pretty cool girl till she matured and wanted to nest and would rip stuff up and build a nest behind the speaker. Definitely a messy eater.


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Re: dog got sprayed by skunk lol lawl [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #18858115 - 09/18/13 01:38 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I was watching this nature show on tv once where this town had a really big skunk population and nobody knew why, but then they figured out that a lot of people in the area were putting out food for cats and the skunks were eating it and multiplying.


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Re: dog got sprayed by skunk lol lawl [Re: psi]
    #18858196 - 09/18/13 01:53 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah that would do it.  We got the orphan from a camp ground.  Earlier that week they trapped the parents and young, so we assumed it was one of the litter that got away.  I just sat on the ground with a handful of food for a while and it got used to us quickly.

This summer this stray cat befriended me and I would feed it under my truck.  One night I'm having a smoke and I hear eating.  It sounded louder then usual.  Then the cat jumps on the hood and I still hear eating under the truck. :eek:
I look under to find a young opossum smacking down on the cat food.  Probably ate it a few nights.


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