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leon trout
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luckiest mofo in the world, me 1
#18853327 - 09/17/13 12:16 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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tl;dr: lawyer up, bitches, it's good for ya...
so in april, i had a little run in with the law... pulled into a house, in a good neighborhood, but 6-up had it staked out looking for SW(actually)IM... had just smoked at the bar prior to getting there, so i reeked... so did my girl & my homeboy i was giving a ride home... there were glocks pointed at us, and an eighth found in my buddy's pocket, and my backpack came out from the back seat... had 3 personal bags in there, headband, Platinum OG & some shitty outdoor... and a nice glass... & another glass, to go with the jar of changa that was in there as well... bout 7 grams of changa... not to mention i had scales, and a roll of empty baggies with a rubber band around 'em...
to their credit, coolest cops ever... they said they felt bad busting me, but couldn't just look the other way with all that... they asked about the jar of changa, & just off the top of my head i told 'em it was spice, or rather "some of that synthetic marijuana bullshit... worst fucking buzz ever, wish i'd never bought it..." normally i'd just keep my mouth shut, but i needed to steer them in a direction that did not involve dmt... cop opens the jar, smells it, sez it smells like damiana... & all four of 'em start talking about how spice is the devil... me, in handcuffs, fuck, i chopped it up with 'em... why not at this point...
they give me field sobriety test, i pass... they breathalyze... .07, pass... they try to weigh my buds, & their fucking scales don't work... so they mention weighing 'em at the station... since they bought that my changa was spice, i figured i still had a chance, so opened my big mouth again... "hey, guys, uh, my scales work..." & they all agreed...
they dumped all my herb in one bag, weighed it on my scales, said it was 25 grams (which is bullshit, there was 17 grams tops) & let me go with a ticket for possession & a ticket for paraphernalia... beautiful... $800 in fines, tops, & a 6-month license yank... shitty, but do-able
still, i was worried as fuck about the jar of changa getting lab tested, so i hired a lawyer... he'd represented me in the past on an LSD with intent charge, got me 8 yrs suspended with 4 probation, so he is my hero... he pulls me aside today, tells me the court has agreed to drop the paraphernalia charge, accept my plea of guilty on the pot, & forgo the license suspension if i can pay the full fine today. also tells me that since my jar was part of the paraphernalia, and that charge has been dismissed, that double jeopardy does attach to that & they can now test that shit to their heart's content, i'm out...
my own personal doctor gonzo: $300 court costs: $454 being able to eat shrooms tonight without worrying about an impending dmt charge: motherfucking priceless
hellyeahfuckyeah...
-------------------- “I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I’m more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves.” ~ St. Jerome of Marin
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Re: luckiest mofo in the world, me [Re: leon trout]
#18853340 - 09/17/13 12:19 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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fuckkn A brah!! glad you made it out alright!!
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Re: luckiest mofo in the world, me [Re: leon trout] 1
#18853341 - 09/17/13 12:21 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Irresponsible as fuck
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leon trout
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MystiqueMushroom said: Irresponsible as fuck
having 3 beers, & a bowl, then taking home personal goodies?.. glad you live in a world where Mr. Scotty keeps the transporters up & running... those of us in rural america still have to use cars... irresponsible would have been staying at the bar another 3 hours & attempting to drive home with a .17 bac...
-------------------- “I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I’m more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves.” ~ St. Jerome of Marin
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Re: luckiest mofo in the world, me [Re: leon trout]
#18853375 - 09/17/13 12:30 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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fuck yeah
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leon trout
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my new theme song, for the rest of forever...
-------------------- “I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I’m more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves.” ~ St. Jerome of Marin
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Re: luckiest mofo in the world, me [Re: leon trout]
#18853502 - 09/17/13 01:14 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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This thread screams
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leon trout
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apparently you also live in a world where only children get busted... fuck off back to there buddy?.. are you butthurt because YOU couldn't beat some charges?.. what world is it you live in where people don't have to take things with them from time to time?.. you've got "mushroom" in yr screen name & "changa" as a descriptor, yet you've never had to drive anywhere with drugs?.. must be nice... do your parents drive you around all the time then?.. i don't have that luxury... hasn't been anyone underage in my home in over 23 years... so fuck off with the underage shit... i'm here having a pretty good time, celebrating the fact that the good guys do win every once in a while, & yr up in here gangbusters-style just being a jackass... it would be a great if you'd just go away...
-------------------- “I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I’m more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves.” ~ St. Jerome of Marin
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Re: luckiest mofo in the world, me [Re: leon trout] 1
#18853642 - 09/17/13 01:57 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Fuck a bunch of haters, way to go leon!
-------------------- Rocks speak to me, and tell me this: The Hell Creek formation is a gigantic slab of rocks that covers several western states. It contains an account of the dinosaurs' demise. In the late Cretaceous period, the first Cannabis species appear, and soon after, all the non-bird dinosaurs disappeared. Obviously, marihuana killed the dinosaurs. That giant meteor that smacked the yucatan peninsula right afterwards, coincidence.
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Re: luckiest mofo in the world, me [Re: leon trout]
#18853791 - 09/17/13 02:34 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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leon trout said: apparently you also live in a world where only children get busted... fuck off back to there buddy?.. are you butthurt because YOU couldn't beat some charges?.. what world is it you live in where people don't have to take things with them from time to time?.. you've got "mushroom" in yr screen name & "changa" as a descriptor, yet you've never had to drive anywhere with drugs?.. must be nice... do your parents drive you around all the time then?.. i don't have that luxury... hasn't been anyone underage in my home in over 23 years... so fuck off with the underage shit... i'm here having a pretty good time, celebrating the fact that the good guys do win every once in a while, & yr up in here gangbusters-style just being a jackass... it would be a great if you'd just go away...
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MystiqueMushroom

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Go post this at the nexus big boy
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Re: luckiest mofo in the world, me [Re: Rockhound]
#18853813 - 09/17/13 02:38 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Rockhound said: Fuck a bunch of haters, way to go leon!
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RiderOnTheStorm
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Better than being the whiny judgmental guy bitching about irresponsibility. The only irresponsible thing he did was talk to the cops, but it worked in his favor.
Congrats again leon.
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MystiqueMushroom

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RiderOnTheStorm said:

Better than being the whiny judgmental guy bitching about irresponsibility. The only irresponsible thing he did was talk to the cops, but it worked in his favor.
Congrats again leon. 
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MystiqueMushroom said: Go post this at the nexus big boy
why, do the nexus inhabitants live in a world where people don't get busted?.. i am a member at the nexus... i know they don't like selling dmt... funny, i don't recall mentioning that i sold any... i don't recall them having an attitude of "don't take any dmt to yr friend's house, for christ's sake, don't do that..." i also don't remember saying that i smoked any dmt in the car, or anything stupid like that...
i get it... i saw one of yr posts where you told someone to get a vapor genie & not smoke dmt out of a meth pipe, because it deserves more respect than that... fuck you, & your elitist attitude... you can sit in silent darkness all you want, & call yr mental masturbations spirituality, & you can even pretend it makes you so high & mighty that yr mother's vagina will lose it's smell by proxy... i'll be out sharing my things with my friends, having a good time...
here is the long & short of it... by law, i was not intoxicated enough to be charged with dui... in fact, the police were still staking out the house i got busted at when i drove off... they allowed me to drive off... no body was at danger due to any of my actions... i was cited for misdemeanor offenses, and nothing more... show me one irresponsible thing that i did or just simply keep yr fucking piehole shut...
tl;dr: fuck off MystiqueMushroom... just simply fuck off...
thanks to the people in this thread not named MystiqueMushroom... i lift a glass in yr general directions...
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Re: luckiest mofo in the world, me [Re: leon trout]
#18854254 - 09/17/13 04:11 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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leon trout said: i get it... i saw one of yr posts where you told someone to get a vapor genie & not smoke dmt out of a meth pipe, because it deserves more respect than that... fuck you, & your elitist attitude... you can sit in silent darkness all you want, & call yr mental masturbations spirituality, & you can even pretend it makes you so high & mighty that yr mother's vagina will lose it's smell by proxy... i'll be out sharing my things with my friends, having a good time...
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I read the whole story and I am questioning why everyone is hating so much on OP??? Sure he could have not had the changa in his car but he was clever enough to make the cops think it was a legal substance lol.
Way to go OP! Glad everything worked out for you, and enjoy your trip tonight
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Re: luckiest mofo in the world, me [Re: FruitOfLife]
#18854322 - 09/17/13 04:29 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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thankya kindly, sir, i surely will...
i never figured the shroomery to be a place where i'd catch shit for drinking a few beers & smoking a bowl... kids these days...
-------------------- “I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I’m more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves.” ~ St. Jerome of Marin
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Re: luckiest mofo in the world, me [Re: leon trout]
#18854348 - 09/17/13 04:35 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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this guy
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