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FruitOfLife
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Re: luckiest mofo in the world, me [Re: leon trout]
#18854376 - 09/17/13 04:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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leon trout said:
thankya kindly, sir, i surely will...
i never figured the shroomery to be a place where i'd catch shit for drinking a few beers & smoking a bowl... kids these days...
I had 4 beers over the course of 3 hours before and got pulled over. Did a perfect sobriety test (Have a copy of the DVD) and they still made me blow. I ended up blowing a .084 and they arrested me for a dui. I did the sobriety test again at the station, again it was flawless (Have that on DVD as well).
My lawyer provided by my union, free of charge, got everything thrown out claiming my lack of food intake was the reason my BAC was high 
Stupid officer pulled my over because my license plate light was out
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Re: luckiest mofo in the world, me [Re: FruitOfLife]
#18854423 - 09/17/13 04:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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i usually fear the breathalyzer... spent 15 years bartending, & the 4 years since drinking professionally, so .08 is not uncommon, even before lunch... the day of the fiasco, i knew what kind of shit was in my car, so i only had 3 Sierras with dinner... moderation for the win...
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the bus come by & i got on, that's when it all began
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MystiqueMushroom said: Go post this at the nexus big boy
If the nexus is so great why don't you go back there? I guess over there they tolerate being a big whiny pussy?
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Re: luckiest mofo in the world, me [Re: leon trout]
#18854436 - 09/17/13 04:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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MystiqueMushroom

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Re: luckiest mofo in the world, me [Re: Heffy]
#18854455 - 09/17/13 05:01 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Heffy said:
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MystiqueMushroom said: Go post this at the nexus big boy
If the nexus is so great why don't you go back there? I guess over there they tolerate being a big whiny pussy?
Im not whining  You okay?
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zappaisgod
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Re: luckiest mofo in the world, me [Re: leon trout]
#18854559 - 09/17/13 05:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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leon trout said:
he'd represented me in the past on an LSD with intent charge, got me 8 yrs suspended with 4 probation,
And you're still doing this stupid shit? I'm going to assume that you finished your probation but when are you going to figure shit out? Ever?
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Re: luckiest mofo in the world, me [Re: zappaisgod]
#18854577 - 09/17/13 05:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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leon trout
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Re: luckiest mofo in the world, me [Re: zappaisgod]
#18854657 - 09/17/13 05:53 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: And you're still doing this stupid shit?...when are you going to figure shit out?
let's see... i was having dinner, and a few beers, with some friends... pulled into my friends house, got caught in a sting set up for a neighbor, simply for parking in a shared driveway... had some drugs on me because, well, i had not made it home with them yet... so, lemme see...
a.) i like to alter my brain chemistry... figured that out years ago... b.) drugs are illegal... yeah, got that too... c.) drugs will not magically transport themselves home... yeah, i don't live in fantasy land, so any help is appreciated...
i know you are supposed to be some epic, historic troll here, greatly though of & what not... still, you can fuck off... the only thing i did risky was attempt to take my illegal drugs home with me... basically, i violated the law regarding possession of drugs... & oh, holy mother of injustice, i had the nerve to do it in an automobile... if this is such unthinkable behavior, why don't you fuck off to some neo-con political bullshit forum & be a horrid asshole there... this forum is, well, kinda drug-related...
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the bus come by & i got on, that's when it all began
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Re: luckiest mofo in the world, me [Re: leon trout]
#18854705 - 09/17/13 06:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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wow all that trouble over not even an ounce of weed... cops these days...
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zappaisgod
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Re: luckiest mofo in the world, me [Re: leon trout]
#18854707 - 09/17/13 06:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm not a troll. I did everything you did with one exception. I didn't get busted. My lights worked. I drove impeccably. I didn't carry anything that was irrelevant.
Your results prove that you are fucking up. Figure it out. This is Friendly Fatherly Advice. You have already had two huge failures. Does that have any impact on you or do you just make excuses to yourself?
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FruitOfLife
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Re: luckiest mofo in the world, me [Re: zappaisgod]
#18854719 - 09/17/13 06:10 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: I'm not a troll. I did everything you did with one exception. I didn't get busted. My lights worked. I drove impeccably. I didn't carry anything that was irrelevant.
Your results prove that you are fucking up. Figure it out. This is Friendly Fatherly Advice. You have already had two huge failures. Does that have any impact on you or do you just make excuses to yourself?
He drove to a friends house and got involved in a sting operation that was for his friends neighbor and that is him fucking up? He was in the wrong place at the wrong time... Nothing he could do to prevent it.
Not everyone can be absolutely perfect like you
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Re: luckiest mofo in the world, me [Re: FruitOfLife]
#18854736 - 09/17/13 06:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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They can be a lot closer than he is. Just the inventory of what was in his car screams stupid to me. Scales? Really?
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MystiqueMushroom

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Re: luckiest mofo in the world, me [Re: zappaisgod]
#18854770 - 09/17/13 06:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Like I said
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Re: luckiest mofo in the world, me [Re: leon trout]
#18854794 - 09/17/13 06:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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leon trout said:
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MystiqueMushroom said: Irresponsible as fuck
having 3 beers, & a bowl, then taking home personal goodies?.. glad you live in a world where Mr. Scotty keeps the transporters up & running... those of us in rural america still have to use cars... irresponsible would have been staying at the bar another 3 hours & attempting to drive home with a .17 bac...
No.
what makes you irresponsible is driving around with DMT while REEKING THE FUCK OUT OF WEED. You lucked out big time. I mean really, you are lucky those cops are dumb as fuck. You could be sitting on a felony charge for DMT.
I hope this is a lesson to you folk who smoke weed in your car or just REEK in general in your car... if you get pulled over you are FUCKED.
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Re: luckiest mofo in the world, me [Re: zappaisgod]
#18854796 - 09/17/13 06:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: Your results prove that you are fucking up....Does that have any impact on you or do you just make excuses to yourself?
yeah, it sure does... the first bust was because i was being an idiot... i was running stop signs at 3am with a needle & spoon in my pocket... the impact that made: due to probation i ended an 8 year love affair with the needle 2 years later... i'll have been opiate-free for 10 years in february... it also ended my affinity for violating traffic laws... one violation, for 61 in a 50, since calender year 2000... & that was last year on a road trip, when my speedo unexpectedly ran out...
as for this one, man, i was in the wrong place at the wrong time, that's it... no idiocy, no dumbassery, except for maybe the scales in the car, & that was simply a brain fart, didn't even really realize they were in the backpack... i don't live in an area where i can score right around the corner... fuck, i'm 10 miles from a pack of cigarettes... until i decide to end my recreational usage, which at 41 is probably not likely, i'm gonna have to transport them from time to time... rest assured i minimize my risks...
but thanks for not taking my suggestion & fucking off... you at least have the air of concern, which kinda cancels out SOME of the sting in yr tone...
& again, fuck off MystiqueMushroom... yr awful close to popping my ignore list's cherry...
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Uzziel said: what makes you irresponsible is driving around with DMT while REEKING THE FUCK OUT OF WEED.
this, i will accept... should have aired myself out... point taken... thanks...
& with that i'm out... got a campfire built & shrooms to eat... at the end of a mile long private drive in the middle of 480 acres of private property... no risk, all reward... cheers, & good night...
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the bus come by & i got on, that's when it all began
Edited by leon trout (09/17/13 06:27 PM)
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Re: luckiest mofo in the world, me [Re: leon trout]
#18854805 - 09/17/13 06:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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leon trout said: because i was being an idiot.
#1 reason why anyone is busted, ever.
So don't be a fucking idiot. Pretty simple, not hard. (This isn't directly at you btw, this is in general)
Edited by Uzziel (09/17/13 06:28 PM)
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zappaisgod
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Re: luckiest mofo in the world, me [Re: leon trout]
#18854813 - 09/17/13 06:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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leon trout said:
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zappaisgod said: Your results prove that you are fucking up....Does that have any impact on you or do you just make excuses to yourself?
yeah, it sure does... the first bust was because i was being an idiot... i was running stop signs at 3am with a needle & spoon in my pocket... the impact that made: due to probation i ended an 8 year love affair with the needle 2 years later... i'll have been opiate-free for 10 years in february... it also ended my affinity for violating traffic laws... one violation, for 61 in a 50, since calender year 2000... & that was last year on a road trip, when my speedo unexpectedly ran out...
as for this one, man, i was in the wrong place at the wrong time, that's it... no idiocy, no dumbassery, except for maybe the scales in the car, & that was simply a brain fart, didn't even really realize they were in the backpack... i don't live in an area where i can score right around the corner... fuck, i'm 10 miles from a pack of cigarettes... until i decide to end my recreational usage, which at 41 is probably not likely, i'm gonna have to transport them from time to time... rest assured i minimize my risks...
but thanks for not taking my suggestion & fucking off... you at least have the air of concern, which kinda cancels out SOME of the sting in yr tone...
& again, fuck off MystiqueMushroom... yr awful close to popping my ignore list's cherry...
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Uzziel said: what makes you irresponsible is driving around with DMT while REEKING THE FUCK OUT OF WEED.
this, i will accept... should have aired myself out... point taken... thanks...
& with that i'm out... got a campfire built & shrooms to eat... at the end of a mile long private drive in the middle of 480 acres of private property... no risk, all reward... cheers, & good night...

Gotcha. I think you got me, as well.
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Re: luckiest mofo in the world, me [Re: leon trout]
#18854815 - 09/17/13 06:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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good vibes op. Have a blast tonight.
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& with that i'm out... got a campfire built & shrooms to eat... at the end of a mile long private drive in the middle of 480 acres of private property... no risk, all reward... cheers, & good night...
Sounds like an awesome time.
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