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Re: EMC *Gotta funny story* well maybe.... [Re: lil_demented]
    #18852505 - 09/17/13 06:33 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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This is my first day of no booze in almost 3 years.




:daaamn:

You mean you've got your drank on everyday for 36 months? Or nearly 36 months? That's some serious dedication.

But anyway good luck man, I'm pulling for ya.


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Re: EMC *Gotta funny story* well maybe.... [Re: rulesq]
    #18852509 - 09/17/13 06:36 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Sorry im just so s=messed up.

THis peppered beef jerky is awemazing...


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Re: EMC *Gotta funny story* well maybe.... [Re: Niffla]
    #18852511 - 09/17/13 06:36 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Niffla said:
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lil_demented said:
This is my first day of no booze in almost 3 years.




:daaamn:

You mean you've got your drank on everyday for 36 months? Or nearly 36 months? That's some serious dedication.

But anyway good luck man, I'm pulling for ya.




:facepalm: Your killing me with your math. 3 years didn't sound so bad till you broke it down. :lol:

It's not like I've tried, it just always happens. All my friends are drinking buddies so if one of us is strapped for scratch, the other buys the drinks.


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Re: EMC *Gotta funny story* well maybe.... [Re: lil_demented]
    #18852521 - 09/17/13 06:46 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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lil_demented said:

:facepalm: Your killing me with your math. 3 years didn't sound so bad till you broke it down. :lol:




Lol my bad, bro. Don't feel bad though I've been there. Maybe not quite to that extent -- but not as far off as you would think either.


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Re: EMC *Gotta funny story* well maybe.... [Re: lil_demented]
    #18852536 - 09/17/13 06:56 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

i'm fucking great thanks for asking.
but i haven't left the house yet so....


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Re: EMC *Gotta funny story* well maybe.... [Re: SunnyD]
    #18852548 - 09/17/13 07:10 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Sappenin guise? I'm awake early because my back and shoulder are hurting and I'm not sure why. Just ate a piece of ganja brownie and will attempt to go back to sleep in a bit. Think I might go get a therapeutic massage today happy ending?

Got the day off from work. Not sure what all I'm gonna do with myself.

Going to a hocky game for free tonight. Ducks VS Kings.


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Re: EMC *Gotta funny story* well maybe.... [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18852579 - 09/17/13 07:38 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

lollers


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Re: EMC *Gotta funny story* well maybe.... [Re: st1llnox]
    #18852639 - 09/17/13 08:14 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I just had an epiphany this morning about something thats been hidden in my subconscious for like as long as i can remember and how it's effected some of my behaviors

Its sad and theres nothing to be glad about definatly would say it's bad and some in my position might even be mad


I think also since ive been a bit sleep deprived though


but speaking of being up late one of my neighbors gets shit dropped off in their mailbox by some sketchy car at 3am eveu night W T F


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Re: EMC *Gotta funny story* well maybe.... [Re: SunnyD]
    #18852743 - 09/17/13 08:55 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Eww daddyzoomed why is a skin infection on ur hand a "funny story" :lolwut:


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"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
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Re: EMC *Gotta funny story* well maybe.... [Re: Sheekle]
    #18852757 - 09/17/13 09:00 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

whats up shroomery peoples? I got my cat here refusing to get off the computer chair. Trying sit here and nudge her off but she doesnt get the hint! Shes all squished in the back of the seat now in an awkward position, purring like crazy never the less. I swear, this cat is 'special':tongue: Not much going on today, I still got this nasty pit in my stomach. Today is house cleaning day... I might take a little Mex today to avoid the bitching and complaining my mind and body has in store for me today! Not sure how thats gonna mix with the stomach issue, but there's only one way to find out :shrug:


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Re: EMC *Gotta funny story* well maybe.... [Re: danlennon3]
    #18852824 - 09/17/13 09:22 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Put bread on ur cats head


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"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

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Re: EMC *Gotta funny story* well maybe.... [Re: Sheekle]
    #18852832 - 09/17/13 09:25 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Dude are you nuts?!?! I need that bread for breakfast:smile:


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Re: EMC *Gotta funny story* well maybe.... [Re: danlennon3] * 3
    #18852845 - 09/17/13 09:33 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

TAKE IT TO PM, GUYS, GOSH


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Re: EMC *Gotta funny story* well maybe.... [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18852852 - 09/17/13 09:35 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: EMC *Gotta funny story* well maybe.... [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18852853 - 09/17/13 09:36 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

But I like my private conversations to be open to the public! speaking of which, what are you wearing right now? lol im just playin:tongue:


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Re: EMC *Gotta funny story* well maybe.... [Re: danlennon3]
    #18852854 - 09/17/13 09:37 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I'm wearing your mothers skin


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Re: EMC *Gotta funny story* well maybe.... [Re: VivaLaMushie] * 1
    #18852861 - 09/17/13 09:42 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

"A cat without bread.... Is chaos"


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

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Re: EMC *Gotta funny story* well maybe.... [Re: Sheekle]
    #18852868 - 09/17/13 09:44 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

My cat sleeps on the computer chair. Only difference between you and me is I let my sweet sweet furbaby stay sleeping because I LOVE MY CAT if I need to use the computer and hes in it I will just stand or kneel, or grab a step stool.

The boyfriend says I'm ridiculous and I baby the cat too much. I tell him to stop being jealous of the cat.


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Re: EMC *Gotta funny story* well maybe.... [Re: Sheekle]
    #18852880 - 09/17/13 09:49 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Cat breading is so last month. I've moved on to chinchillas with tortillas


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Re: EMC *Gotta funny story* well maybe.... [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18852890 - 09/17/13 09:53 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

You totally wish.


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