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OfflineThe24HourMC
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Do you shave your ass?
    #18852241 - 09/17/13 02:21 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Or wax or whatever. Whats the best technique? and why do you if you do and why not if you dont?
I don't have butt sex (on me) so I leave it alone. I'm referring to the crack in particular. I've never had a woman say anything and there were even a few that went and licked during blowjobs and I know that bitch seen the hair. I was just wondering if this is  a thing normal  people do.
I did it with a razor once when I was younger and it itched like hell so I never touched it again.


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: The24HourMC] * 1
    #18852248 - 09/17/13 02:24 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Pluck the hairs for the short smooth trim ladies love


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: grimR]
    #18852250 - 09/17/13 02:25 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I would just take some clippers but that hair is supposed to cover up the shit smell


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: The24HourMC]
    #18852252 - 09/17/13 02:26 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

it would grow back and itch uncomfortably.  would be fun to have a waxing evening with some fun broad, yea?


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: WhoManBeing]
    #18852277 - 09/17/13 02:39 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

straight recipe for swamp ass.  i only speak from experience.  i'm talking sweaty, itchy discomfort.  i'm not gonna lie, i even bought an epilator when i was like 20 and cut and interested in being fully hairless.  an epilator is like a fucking demon machine wielding whirling pincers of pain. 

maybe my skin is just a sensitive bitch, but i never was able to rid myself of the perpetual battle against itching and ingrown hairs.  never seemed worth it.

fuck it.  i embrace the hair now.  yeah, i got hair on my ass and chest and stomach.  makes me feel right manly.


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: The24HourMC] * 6
    #18852286 - 09/17/13 02:46 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: spore baby]
    #18852290 - 09/17/13 02:54 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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spore baby said:
Rub some liquid agar on your sphincter and wear a diaper.
If after 5 days it all goes green or you get contamination.
You need to flame sterilize and that will take care of
all your ass hair problems.

Hold a butane lighter under your balls with one
hand and spray 90% rubbing alcohol all over your
sphincter area with the other hand.

When you hear a wooooosh,
you'll know it has worked.



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wut

too many references to fire and genitals in the same sentence


to OP:

I don't shave my ass but I have in the past.  used to have my gf lick my ass and vice versa but we are kinda past that phase of our sex life I guess.


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: NWlight]
    #18852304 - 09/17/13 03:19 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I do not shave my ass.
I trim my pubes, but the ass seems like too inconvenient of an area to keep well groomed.

I honestly don't know how people fit a razor between their cheeks without getting cut.
Maybe my ass is just too firm...


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: spore baby]
    #18852393 - 09/17/13 04:52 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

spore baby said:
Rub some liquid agar on your sphincter and wear a diaper.
If after 5 days it all goes green or you get contamination.
You need to flame sterilize and that will take care of
all your ass hair problems.

Hold a butane lighter under your balls with one
hand and spray 90% rubbing alcohol all over your
sphincter area with the other hand.

When you hear a wooooosh,
you'll know it has worked.



:goodluck:



Rubbing alcohol and butane lighter? Sure why not. I can just imagine some guy doing this and an accidental fart slips out, which causes him to shoot flames at the bottle of rubbing alcohol and burn his house down :aweman::lol:


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: The24HourMC]
    #18852401 - 09/17/13 05:06 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

dont shave your ass man its one step forward and two steps back


i shave my balls and accessible nether region but not my ass. even when i shave my balls my balls get all sweaty and uncomfortable. but you have to because females.


girls wont go anywhere near your ass anyways so it doesnt matter if you have a hairy ass


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: Soulidarity] * 3
    #18852415 - 09/17/13 05:22 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I read this a while back and I dug it up just for the sake of this thread. Enjoy

I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to all though tasteless, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble pooping. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique.
It seems my ss-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling.

Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with somepaper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold. I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey, this is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occasionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn babe. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

Little did I know. I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I
thought, it would dry. Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic poop -molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky poop/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there
and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm. Unfortunately, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally
reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks.

As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering poop/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own poop blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks." Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks.

Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil. As if that wasn't
enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad.

Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.

Friends-DON'T SHAVE YOUR ARSE-HAIR!


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: Soulidarity]
    #18852429 - 09/17/13 05:37 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I don't know how you guys stand it, all that hair down there, no wonder other guys are always scratching their nuts. I just assumed they didn't wash well enough.

Because of my condition (zero sweat glands), I have almost zero body hair and only a tiny patch of pubes on my belly and some random blond hairs on my ass. Everything else is smooth as a newborns butt. I used to be embarrassed by it but the ladies dig it. :shrug: Girls are weird.

As far as shaving and having stubble everywhere though, that sounds terribly uncomfortable and I would see OP being regretful of removing the ass hair.

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dont shave your ass man its one step forward and two steps back


i shave my balls and accessible nether region but not my ass. even when i shave my balls my balls get all sweaty and uncomfortable. but you have to because females.


girls wont go anywhere near your ass anyways so it doesnt matter if you have a hairy ass




Bull shit, I get a salad tossing on the regular if I'm so inclined to. But once again, no sweat anywhere, ever. So it's a lot easier to keep a clean shop any time of the day.




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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: lil_demented] * 4
    #18852448 - 09/17/13 06:01 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Why are we weird? You're the one with no asshole hair.

WEIRDO


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: The24HourMC] * 2
    #18852476 - 09/17/13 06:18 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I shave my assholes every time my best friend comes over.  He doesn't realize it, but secretly I hope whenever I hang out with him that he will throw me down and penetrate my asshole like its his wifes vagina.  I know it will never happen, but deep inside my soul I hope...

Anyway, to shave my asshole I use a bic.  Its not easy, usually do it in the shower with shaving gel and I push back each cheek at a time to not cut myself.  Afterwards I eat something really spicy to get me in the mood, who needs after shave when you have diarrhea.

Seriously though, shaving your asshole is stupid.  Only do it if you are gay or your gf/wife likes to eat your asshole.


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18852480 - 09/17/13 06:19 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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Why are we weird? You're the one with no asshole hair.

WEIRDO




Aren't you supposed to be posting tits?


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: lil_demented]
    #18852515 - 09/17/13 06:43 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I try to be hairless from the neck down.
I haaaaaate hair.


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #18852568 - 09/17/13 07:32 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I get my ass waxed every few months. It's pretty hairy, it doesn't bother my girlfriend, but any ass definitely looks nicer without all the hair. And it makes wiping my ass easier, I don't have to pinch and pull the shit outta all the hairs. The worst part of getting an ass wax is the initial hot wax put on, the pulling and all other applications of wax aren't bad at all.


Get your ass waxed bro, all the way to the sphincter.


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: jamminshaman]
    #18852583 - 09/17/13 07:45 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Getting your ass waxed is borderline gay.


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: fapjack]
    #18852596 - 09/17/13 07:53 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I always though straight was borderline gay.


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #18852603 - 09/17/13 07:58 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Well having sex with a chick while your friend watches and jacks off might be straight.  Its a few inches away from being gay.


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