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OfflineThe24HourMC
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Do you shave your ass?
    #18852241 - 09/17/13 02:21 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Or wax or whatever. Whats the best technique? and why do you if you do and why not if you dont?
I don't have butt sex (on me) so I leave it alone. I'm referring to the crack in particular. I've never had a woman say anything and there were even a few that went and licked during blowjobs and I know that bitch seen the hair. I was just wondering if this is  a thing normal  people do.
I did it with a razor once when I was younger and it itched like hell so I never touched it again.


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: The24HourMC] * 1
    #18852248 - 09/17/13 02:24 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Pluck the hairs for the short smooth trim ladies love


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: grimR]
    #18852250 - 09/17/13 02:25 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I would just take some clippers but that hair is supposed to cover up the shit smell


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: The24HourMC]
    #18852252 - 09/17/13 02:26 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

it would grow back and itch uncomfortably.  would be fun to have a waxing evening with some fun broad, yea?


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: WhoManBeing]
    #18852277 - 09/17/13 02:39 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

straight recipe for swamp ass.  i only speak from experience.  i'm talking sweaty, itchy discomfort.  i'm not gonna lie, i even bought an epilator when i was like 20 and cut and interested in being fully hairless.  an epilator is like a fucking demon machine wielding whirling pincers of pain. 

maybe my skin is just a sensitive bitch, but i never was able to rid myself of the perpetual battle against itching and ingrown hairs.  never seemed worth it.

fuck it.  i embrace the hair now.  yeah, i got hair on my ass and chest and stomach.  makes me feel right manly.


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: The24HourMC] * 6
    #18852286 - 09/17/13 02:46 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: spore baby]
    #18852290 - 09/17/13 02:54 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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spore baby said:
Rub some liquid agar on your sphincter and wear a diaper.
If after 5 days it all goes green or you get contamination.
You need to flame sterilize and that will take care of
all your ass hair problems.

Hold a butane lighter under your balls with one
hand and spray 90% rubbing alcohol all over your
sphincter area with the other hand.

When you hear a wooooosh,
you'll know it has worked.



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wut

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to OP:

I don't shave my ass but I have in the past.  used to have my gf lick my ass and vice versa but we are kinda past that phase of our sex life I guess.


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: NWlight]
    #18852304 - 09/17/13 03:19 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I do not shave my ass.
I trim my pubes, but the ass seems like too inconvenient of an area to keep well groomed.

I honestly don't know how people fit a razor between their cheeks without getting cut.
Maybe my ass is just too firm...


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: spore baby]
    #18852393 - 09/17/13 04:52 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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spore baby said:
Rub some liquid agar on your sphincter and wear a diaper.
If after 5 days it all goes green or you get contamination.
You need to flame sterilize and that will take care of
all your ass hair problems.

Hold a butane lighter under your balls with one
hand and spray 90% rubbing alcohol all over your
sphincter area with the other hand.

When you hear a wooooosh,
you'll know it has worked.



:goodluck:



Rubbing alcohol and butane lighter? Sure why not. I can just imagine some guy doing this and an accidental fart slips out, which causes him to shoot flames at the bottle of rubbing alcohol and burn his house down :aweman::lol:


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: The24HourMC]
    #18852401 - 09/17/13 05:06 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

dont shave your ass man its one step forward and two steps back


i shave my balls and accessible nether region but not my ass. even when i shave my balls my balls get all sweaty and uncomfortable. but you have to because females.


girls wont go anywhere near your ass anyways so it doesnt matter if you have a hairy ass


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: Soulidarity] * 3
    #18852415 - 09/17/13 05:22 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I read this a while back and I dug it up just for the sake of this thread. Enjoy

I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to all though tasteless, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble pooping. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique.
It seems my ss-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling.

Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with somepaper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold. I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey, this is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occasionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn babe. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

Little did I know. I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I
thought, it would dry. Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic poop -molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky poop/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there
and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm. Unfortunately, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally
reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks.

As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering poop/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own poop blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks." Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks.

Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil. As if that wasn't
enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad.

Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.

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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: Soulidarity]
    #18852429 - 09/17/13 05:37 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I don't know how you guys stand it, all that hair down there, no wonder other guys are always scratching their nuts. I just assumed they didn't wash well enough.

Because of my condition (zero sweat glands), I have almost zero body hair and only a tiny patch of pubes on my belly and some random blond hairs on my ass. Everything else is smooth as a newborns butt. I used to be embarrassed by it but the ladies dig it. :shrug: Girls are weird.

As far as shaving and having stubble everywhere though, that sounds terribly uncomfortable and I would see OP being regretful of removing the ass hair.

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dont shave your ass man its one step forward and two steps back


i shave my balls and accessible nether region but not my ass. even when i shave my balls my balls get all sweaty and uncomfortable. but you have to because females.


girls wont go anywhere near your ass anyways so it doesnt matter if you have a hairy ass




Bull shit, I get a salad tossing on the regular if I'm so inclined to. But once again, no sweat anywhere, ever. So it's a lot easier to keep a clean shop any time of the day.




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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: lil_demented] * 4
    #18852448 - 09/17/13 06:01 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Why are we weird? You're the one with no asshole hair.

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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: The24HourMC] * 2
    #18852476 - 09/17/13 06:18 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I shave my assholes every time my best friend comes over.  He doesn't realize it, but secretly I hope whenever I hang out with him that he will throw me down and penetrate my asshole like its his wifes vagina.  I know it will never happen, but deep inside my soul I hope...

Anyway, to shave my asshole I use a bic.  Its not easy, usually do it in the shower with shaving gel and I push back each cheek at a time to not cut myself.  Afterwards I eat something really spicy to get me in the mood, who needs after shave when you have diarrhea.

Seriously though, shaving your asshole is stupid.  Only do it if you are gay or your gf/wife likes to eat your asshole.


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18852480 - 09/17/13 06:19 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Why are we weird? You're the one with no asshole hair.

WEIRDO




Aren't you supposed to be posting tits?


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: lil_demented]
    #18852515 - 09/17/13 06:43 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I try to be hairless from the neck down.
I haaaaaate hair.


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #18852568 - 09/17/13 07:32 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I get my ass waxed every few months. It's pretty hairy, it doesn't bother my girlfriend, but any ass definitely looks nicer without all the hair. And it makes wiping my ass easier, I don't have to pinch and pull the shit outta all the hairs. The worst part of getting an ass wax is the initial hot wax put on, the pulling and all other applications of wax aren't bad at all.


Get your ass waxed bro, all the way to the sphincter.


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: jamminshaman]
    #18852583 - 09/17/13 07:45 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Getting your ass waxed is borderline gay.


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: fapjack]
    #18852596 - 09/17/13 07:53 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I always though straight was borderline gay.


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #18852603 - 09/17/13 07:58 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Well having sex with a chick while your friend watches and jacks off might be straight.  Its a few inches away from being gay.


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: fapjack]
    #18852655 - 09/17/13 08:19 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

What about two dicks in one female opening?

Yea or nay or gay?


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: fapjack]
    #18852658 - 09/17/13 08:19 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'm interested in how many guys shave their pubes? I've done it twice just cause' but is it a regular thing for a lot of you guys? I've never had a girl complain about me having pubes nor do I really care if a girl shaves or not, though I have never had my face in a forest of hair like some girls would have if they never trimmed/shaved.


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #18852727 - 09/17/13 08:50 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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What about two dicks in one female opening?

Yea or nay or gay?




Balls touching, so that would be a big gay.  If you tag team her its straight, but depending on where you are putting it could flip back and forth.  Its also gay to reuse another mans condom.


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: elborito]
    #18852728 - 09/17/13 08:51 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I regularly trim my pubes to keep shit looking good down there, and ill trim around the asshole a few times a year to prevent getting tons of dingle berries


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: fapjack]
    #18852734 - 09/17/13 08:53 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

fapjack said:
Quote:

Apollyphelion said:
What about two dicks in one female opening?

Yea or nay or gay?




Balls touching, so that would be a big gay.  If you tag team her its straight, but depending on where you are putting it could flip back and forth.  Its also gay to reuse another mans condom.




Well what if the woman washes the condom?
And prior to the condom washing
there is a gentlemen agreement that it is not gay

or would it be a genitalmen agreement?


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #18852741 - 09/17/13 08:55 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Apollyphelion said:
Quote:

fapjack said:
Quote:

Apollyphelion said:
What about two dicks in one female opening?

Yea or nay or gay?




Balls touching, so that would be a big gay.  If you tag team her its straight, but depending on where you are putting it could flip back and forth.  Its also gay to reuse another mans condom.




Well what if the woman washes the condom?
And prior to the condom washing
there is a gentlemen agreement that it is not gay

or would it be a genitalmen agreement?



Is this womans asshole shaved?


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #18852746 - 09/17/13 08:56 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Let's just say the woman was hamboning her ass with nair all morning.


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #18852752 - 09/17/13 08:58 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Did she also bleach her asshole just in case the guys thought 2 dicks in one vag was gay?


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #18852753 - 09/17/13 08:59 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Just trim your ass hairs OP.

Use an electric shaver


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #18852761 - 09/17/13 09:01 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Did she also bleach her asshole just in case the guys thought 2 dicks in one vag was gay?




She unbleached it because it was clear before like a pupa sack. Kinda looked like a jellyfish you fuck. She had to add color but she overshot now has a black ladies cornhole. So currently she is deunrebleached. or something like that,


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #18852773 - 09/17/13 09:05 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

OK so she has a pretty clean turd cutter... What if one guy is fuckin her while the other guy is giving her a rim job. While this is happening, the dudes balls who is fucking her slap the dude giving her a rim job in the chin. Does that make it gay?


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #18852778 - 09/17/13 09:07 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Just go and get a brazalian, seems like the easiest way to have it done properly


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: Patlal]
    #18852802 - 09/17/13 09:15 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

i just twist up the hair and yank it out. dingle-berry free...


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #18852829 - 09/17/13 09:23 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I would consider two penises in one hole to be gay. It seems like there would be an equal amount of male to male penis contact compared to penis to vagina contact. And that is 50% less vagina contact too. So that would be about 50% penis to vagina contact with 50% penis to penis contact. Which in my eyes is bisexual. Most people would consider bisexual to be gay... so appolly, I guess 1 hole, 2 penises would in turn be considered gay. Now two penises and two holes is an entirely different story... Thats not gay.... UNLESS there is male to male eye contact for more than 2-3 pumps! But if you are looking at each other to signal just how amazing the situation of having sex with this chick is, I wouldnt consider that to be so gay.

Seeing how many dudes have trouble with ass hair, I guess I would have to consider myself lucky! I never had trouble with dingleberries and such. There just isnt too much hair in that central region I suppose. Muh butt cheeks are pretty hairy, but the anus region is golden :grin:

3 way sex and ass hair, what a wonder conversation to start off the day!


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: The24HourMC]
    #18852903 - 09/17/13 09:58 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I never have before, but i'd be willing to try it. Change:feelsgoodman:


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: The24HourMC]
    #18852910 - 09/17/13 10:00 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I don't need to cuz all my hair burns away when I do my blue flames.


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18855773 - 09/17/13 10:03 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

This shit got crazy


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: The24HourMC]
    #18855867 - 09/17/13 10:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I think he's going to eat a dinner with his ex and her husband for the last episode, though at this point I can think of so many possibilities and I hope I am wrong about all of them.


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #18856043 - 09/17/13 11:10 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

tiny_rabid_birds said:

fuck it.  i embrace the hair now.  yeah, i got hair on my ass and chest and stomach.  makes me feel right manly.




QFMFT


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: Legend]
    #18856087 - 09/17/13 11:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah, I'm a relatively hairless guy just by genetics, but I do have a hairy ass :lol:


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18856122 - 09/17/13 11:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

It truly peeve's me to shave my pubes. Nothing is better than a girl twirling your man hair after a
good love making. I'd had to miss out on all the love my body hair has gotten me.

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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: Legend]
    #18856426 - 09/18/13 12:47 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I opened this thread and saw this-

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and I just knew it would be a good thread.


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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: Versicolor]
    #18856572 - 09/18/13 01:54 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Shop for: Toilet Paper, Lighters

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Re: Do you shave your ass? [Re: SoreSpore]
    #18856583 - 09/18/13 01:57 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

What are you, nuts?
I couldn't deal with the itching. Fuck that.


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