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Almond Flour
...get off my lawn!



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I owe you an apology..... 1
#18850951 - 09/16/13 07:54 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I live in Hippie town. Im surrounded by hippies and everything in between. If there was a place where burned out losers go in search of enlightenment, but within the safety of America....its where I am.
Which is why it didnt surprise me when I was driving to see a fella with long ass hair, walking down the street without a shirt . Around 20-21 He had two giant ass tattoos on his back with that led zeppelin naked guy album cover, and the sublime mushroom head 
I see this guy a few days later walking down the street. Walking down the road with his shirt ON this time, he still found it within himself to walk barefoot (probably because he saw other hippies do it), with a giant "staff". I shit you not, this was not a walking stick....it was a staff, with a look on his face that made me 
Some of you are pretty smart, You know when I go off on a rant, that deep down im just projecting my own insecurities and what not. While I may have not became a trustafarian in my past.....walking around the PNW like some shmuck reading new age books and practicing witchcraft from books I got at barns n Noble I was indeed, a "Hippie" at one point. I was that guy who just got out of his parents house, started questioning Christianity, and was excited to learn about eastern philosophy and all that other shit that comes with it. I did look at modern America and scoff at folks who got a job and just "Lived in the rat race". But I snapped out of it, grew up, and while im a hippie at heart, i know that I dont need to announce it to the world by paying top dollar to look like im poor, or walking around like im some how more enlightened than the simpletons 
But it made me realize this today.....some people are. Many hippies will either burn out and continue to make nothing of their life until they find themselves old with regrets and a fucked up body, but some wont! Some will actually grow up, learn some maturity, BUT STILL rock tye dye. Do yoga, practice new age philosophy, and promote books like "Be here now", or "The Secret" over the Bible 
We have many of the first mentioned folks on this site, but in reality its just because you are young. With some of you STILL living at mommy and daddy's house. But some of you, even if you are going through that phase, REALLY are hippies in the traditional sense. And you will follow it well into your old age and for me to suggest that 100% of the people will eventually "Grow out of it" is a bullshit assumption. Just because I did doesnt mean you are going to, in fact it may be who you really are.
This is my way of saying sorry for being a hater on how you really are, for those of you who are still rocking that sublime tattoo well into your middle age with pride
-------------------- Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church"
Edited by Almond Flour (09/16/13 07:59 PM)
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SoreSpore
Registered: 03/06/12
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tl;dr
Your threads are usually you bitching about something like a complacent wife 15 years deep in marriage with 6 kids.
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Nimpo
Big Black


Registered: 05/10/12
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Idk OP, dirty hippies are still dirty hippies.
The homeless man I feed bi weekly when I see him around the Mcdonalds I go to may be enlightened and mature, but he's still homeless and most likely a hippie.
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volcomstoner
I'll have just one more xanax



Registered: 07/20/09
Posts: 11,231
Loc: Minnesnowta
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Re: I owe you an apology..... [Re: SoreSpore]
#18850989 - 09/16/13 08:02 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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SoreSpore said: tl;dr
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memes
Blessed



Registered: 01/11/05
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Almond Flour said: but some wont! Some will actually grow up, learn some maturity, BUT STILL rock tye dye occasionally. Do yoga, practice new age philosophy, and promote books like "Be here now", or "The Secret" over the Bible
We have many of the first mentioned folks on this site, but in reality its just because you are young. With some of you STILL living at mommy and daddy's house. But some of you, even if you are going through that phase, REALLY are hippies in the traditional sense. And you will follow it well into your old age and for me to suggest that 100% of the people will eventually "Grow out of it" is a bullshit assumption. Just because I did doesnt mean you are going to, in fact it may be who you really are.
This is my way of saying sorry for being a hater on how you really are, for those of you who are still rocking that sublime tattoo well into your middle age with pride 
Pretty much described me to a T there - so, thanks?
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Almond Flour
...get off my lawn!



Registered: 12/26/08
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Quote:
volcomstoner said:
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SoreSpore said: tl;dr
Here let me dumb it down for the children who cant muster it within themselves to read a fucking paragraph
You are, OK
-------------------- Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church"
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azur
God of Fuck


Registered: 04/21/12
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Loc: Daid
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Funny to read Jonathan Livingston Seagull at 19 and again a few days ago at 33. I grew out of it too. I was poor for real though. Traveled many,many miles in different VW buses. I prefer a big boy BMW nowadays since I have made something of myself. Enjoyed the post.
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volcomstoner
I'll have just one more xanax



Registered: 07/20/09
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Loc: Minnesnowta
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Quote:
Almond Flour said:
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volcomstoner said:
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SoreSpore said: tl;dr
Here let me dumb it down for the children who cant muster it within themselves to read a fucking paragraph
You are, OK
K thanks
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shivas.wisdom
בּ



Registered: 02/19/09
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just ok?
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Dawks
Jolly African Potato


Registered: 06/09/10
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Being a hippie burnout is awesome you've just been all brainwashed by the man OP, for reals. Open your mind
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MystiqueMushroom

Registered: 11/01/11
Posts: 4,737
Loc: PNW
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Re: I owe you an apology..... [Re: Dawks]
#18851216 - 09/16/13 08:52 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAH AHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAH AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
You didn't go deep enough down the rabbit hole bro, back in the bus!
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Bodhi of Ankou
*alternate opinion blocks path*


Registered: 06/02/09
Posts: 24,778
Loc: Soviet Canukistan
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Re: I owe you an apology..... [Re: Almond Flour] 1
#18851217 - 09/16/13 08:52 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Nobody here needs an apology because nobody here gives the slightest fuck about your opinions.
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MystiqueMushroom

Registered: 11/01/11
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Loc: PNW
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You sound pretty young yourself, posting shit like this.
Edit: To OP
Edited by MystiqueMushroom (09/16/13 08:57 PM)
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volcomstoner
I'll have just one more xanax



Registered: 07/20/09
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I really don't like hippies man, they get a little annoying goddamn liberals
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Bodhi of Ankou
*alternate opinion blocks path*


Registered: 06/02/09
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Loc: Soviet Canukistan
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22, if you want to split hairs. After the first three rants it got old quick.
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Sheekle
FREE BURKE



Registered: 01/11/10
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Re: I owe you an apology..... [Re: SoreSpore]
#18851249 - 09/16/13 08:58 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I've seen so many almond flour apology threads
he made a real nice one for crystal G once I remember that was a good time
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volcomstoner
I'll have just one more xanax



Registered: 07/20/09
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Re: I owe you an apology..... [Re: Sheekle]
#18851252 - 09/16/13 08:59 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Crystal G lol
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shLong



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Loc: 'sconsin
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Bodhi of Ankou said: Nobody here needs an apology because nobody here gives the slightest fuck about your opinions.
Yeah, pretty much.
OP.... There was a point that I liked you, but I was new and I suspect it was just your avatar I enjoyed (the rain on the leaves when you were ethnobotanical). But fucking shit, man. You're a fucking train wreck. Nothing but diarrhea of the mouth (or fingers here). Just spouting off whatever comes to your sick, jaded, brainwashed mind.
I'll still hold a spot in my shroomery heart for the guy with the rainy leafs, but dude... Fuck RealCAmilk and fuck Almond Flour. Grow up and notice your observations are skewed and just sad... I'm letting you go now, go, be free....
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MystiqueMushroom

Registered: 11/01/11
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Re: I owe you an apology..... [Re: shLong]
#18851329 - 09/16/13 09:13 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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shLong said:
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Bodhi of Ankou said: Nobody here needs an apology because nobody here gives the slightest fuck about your opinions.
Yeah, pretty much.
OP.... There was a point that I liked you, but I was new and I suspect it was just your avatar I enjoyed (the rain on the leaves when you were ethnobotanical). But fucking shit, man. You're a fucking train wreck. Nothing but diarrhea of the mouth (or fingers here). Just spouting off whatever comes to your sick, jaded, brainwashed mind.
I'll still hold a spot in my shroomery heart for the guy with the rainy leafs, but dude... Fuck RealCAmilk and fuck Almond Flour. Grow up and notice your observations are skewed and just sad... I'm letting you go now, go, be free....
Thank you for typing what I didn't have the energy to.
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ModestMouse
IM WALKIN ON SUNSHINE


Registered: 05/06/13
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volcomstoner said: Crystal G lol
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