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Re: My cat might be dead. [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18850179 - 09/16/13 05:01 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Do it, and when he comes out, stab him in the stomach with a screwdriver,
That fucking asshole, he should be in jail, not drug users.


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Re: My cat might be dead. [Re: volcomstoner]
    #18850196 - 09/16/13 05:05 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Instead of protesting I'd be tempted to just fuck that dude up. 

My girlfriend's cat went missing very suddenly about a year ago.  She was a beautiful and sweet cat.  We have had the feeling that someone took her  :grrr:


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Re: My cat might be dead. [Re: volcomstoner]
    #18850331 - 09/16/13 05:40 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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One of my friends had the cutest kitty ever, she would sit on my lap while I was stoned playing video games and I'd look down freak out because i didn't realize she was their. Well this crazy ass old lady goes around town and steals peoples cats and snatched her up one day.

If I find that bitch Imma kill her




I know you all hate getting animals high but I'll tell this story anyway...

My old friend had a cat who LOVED being stoned.  Once we were partying on all kinds of drugs and I was packing a bowl for a large group of friends and this cat came and watched me the whole time waiting for the bowl to be sparked.  She had smoked with us many times before so this wasn't new to me, but the fact that the cat watched me load this bowl was awesome this time.  After that each person in the group gave it a hit while it was in the middle of the circle.  Looking back, I don't think the cat needed more than a hit or two, but it was awesome and she left when she was done.  I love cats and I hope OP's returns soon.  My cats keep me sane when I feel people are too crazy to talk to.  Maybe I'm just crazy, but we all know cats are awesome!  My cats really don't enjoy smoke in their faces so I don't make it a point to get them high, just enjoy them while I do it.


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Re: My cat might be dead. [Re: thizzlemaniac]
    #18850421 - 09/16/13 06:01 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Thanks for the kind words everyone. I would be less upset if my hoe came up missing. I told her that too and she agreed. :lol:

Your stories gave me some hope that he'll come back eventually. I think I might put up some fliers and check to roadside tomorrow.

I miss my little buddy, he always came running when I got home then jump in the truck and talk to me. When it was raining I would bring him inside and scratch him till he passed out. I love having that warm ball of fur next to me when I sleep. :sad:

It is supposed to rain for 5 days straight too, maybe that will coax him to come home so he can get warm and dry. Jacking off will be weird without him there to look at me funny while I do it. :whacker:


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Re: My cat might be dead. [Re: lil_demented]
    #18850666 - 09/16/13 06:47 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I lol 'd at the jacking off part, lmao.


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Re: My cat might be dead. [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18850695 - 09/16/13 06:54 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Cat will come back . It's probably just found someone who is feeding it. They're whores like that. Dogs ftw


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Re: My cat might be dead. [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18850726 - 09/16/13 07:00 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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This is why you don't let your cat outside.




Maybe someone should stop letting you outside? Then you can live forever it'll be so awesome


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Re: My cat might be dead. [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18850735 - 09/16/13 07:02 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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VivaLaMushie said:
This is why you don't let your cat outside.




Maybe someone should stop letting you outside? Then you can live forever it'll be so awesome



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Re: My cat might be dead. [Re: danlennon3]
    #18850745 - 09/16/13 07:05 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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I hope you cat turns out to be OK, good luck OP.




Yeah, this. How old is he OP?

My dad, who was never even much of an animal guy, rescued a starving stray back about 10 years ago. They became so close, man. Like every time my Dad stepped outside or did any yard work, that little guy was right behind him. Followed him every where he went.

And then one day he just never came home. Old age we guessed. But it killed me seeing my Dad walk the neighborhood every evening for like a week straight trying to find him. He even got to a point where he just wanted to find the body (we had a creek out back and he'd be back there for hours just looking) so he could have some closure.

Still makes me sad when I think about it.


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Re: My cat might be dead. [Re: Niffla]
    #18850767 - 09/16/13 07:10 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

It's just hard losing a pet.


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Re: My cat might be dead. [Re: Niffla]
    #18850782 - 09/16/13 07:13 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I don't know how old he is, I got him from a friend whose brother was about to kill it. He's getting up there in age though but he never seemed sick or anything. He actually just started eating more and gaining weight.


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Re: My cat might be dead. [Re: lil_demented]
    #18850802 - 09/16/13 07:17 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I really hope he comes back for ya, bud.


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Re: My cat might be dead. [Re: Niffla]
    #18850832 - 09/16/13 07:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Niffla said:
My dad, who was never even much of an animal guy, rescued a starving stray back about 10 years ago. They became so close, man. Like every time my Dad stepped outside or did any yard work, that little guy was right behind him. Followed him every where he went.

And then one day he just never came home. Old age we guessed. But it killed me seeing my Dad walk the neighborhood every evening for like a week straight trying to find him. He even got to a point where he just wanted to find the body (we had a creek out back and he'd be back there for hours just looking) so he could have some closure.



:sad:

Man I was like 10 years old when my first cat disappeared.  I lived in the backwoods of Maine (so it was probably coyotes) and trekked through the woods for weeks after school with my fuckin BB gun just trying to find something. 

Collar, anything for closure.


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Re: My cat might be dead. [Re: Set]
    #18850866 - 09/16/13 07:32 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I walk my cats on harnesses through the woods. They get explore outside with mind at peace.

Also feral cats can absolutely destroy populations of small mammals. Cats are the only animals,other than humans, that have been proven to kill for fun.


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Re: My cat might be dead. [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18850882 - 09/16/13 07:36 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Set said:
I had a cat who never left for longer than a few days.

He was gone for about 3 weeks one time, I had given up hope.  Then he showed up!

:peace:




I had a cat that was missing for 8 months, then one day I came home and there she was haha she was about 10lbs skinnier too. I wonder what she was doing all that time.



i had a cat do the same thing, i was so happy when she came back. she eventually disappeared again, some cats just can't be tamed man.

OP, you never know, the cat could be fine. i hope it shows back up :sun:


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Re: My cat might be dead. [Re: claraclairvoyant]
    #18850948 - 09/16/13 07:54 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Is he fixed?


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Re: My cat might be dead. [Re: ch1ck3n.s0up]
    #18851145 - 09/16/13 08:39 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

No, I never got him fixed. Every time I had the extra cash for it, life would happen.


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Re: My cat might be dead. [Re: volcomstoner]
    #18852309 - 09/17/13 03:24 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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volcomstoner said:
Do it, and when he comes out, stab him in the stomach with a screwdriver,
That fucking asshole, he should be in jail, not drug users.




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Re: My cat might be dead. [Re: lil_demented]
    #18852325 - 09/17/13 03:49 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Go outside to where he usually is at night and also look in your yard and front porch at night and in the morning like 1-5am if you can.I was at my good friend Js house and he had this awesome cat that went mia in rosamond! for over a week or two.I go there one night weeks after and its freezing I went into the trailer to drink, came out at like  2am to piss and found sparrow the cat, he was cold but alright it was awesome .Don't completely lose hope.Im sorry hes or shes missingman


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Re: My cat might be dead. [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18852725 - 09/17/13 08:50 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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yeah there was a dude out here who just got put on probation and community service and had to pay a fine for snatching peoples' cats in the middle of the night literally right outta peoples' yards. He was mutilating them and killing them :frown:


these old ladies hold protests at the dudes house two Saturdays a month. I think I want to go dressed up in a full cat costume with a sign that says "Y YOU HATE ME?" or maybe "Come out meow and explain yourself!"



Unfortunately the animal cruelty laws have no teeth Wanton destruction of an animal should carry much stiffer penaltys. Now I'm not including things like hunting and fishing Where you either eat said animal or if a fish release it or eat it , But these little psychos should Be at very least beaten and cut to within an inch of their lives and incarcerated for a very long time , not like the slap on the wrist like Michael Vick got he was in jail laughing all the way to the bank. :psycrankey:


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