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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
    #18849417 - 09/16/13 02:29 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Put your current litter box inside a larger litter box

Problem solved :mindblown:


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I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Amphibolos]
    #18849612 - 09/16/13 03:13 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Amphibolos said:
Did you change the type of litter?


Sometime the cats dont like the scent of specific brands

I know....






:rofl: That about sums it up


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: thizzlemaniac]
    #18849627 - 09/16/13 03:17 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

he keeps drooling all over me and shit


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #18849628 - 09/16/13 03:17 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

he wants the D


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"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
    #18849731 - 09/16/13 03:39 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I have your solution. I use these for my cats and they work great.


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
    #18849753 - 09/16/13 03:43 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
he wants the D



:laugh2:

Fuckin cats are an enigma man


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
    #18849789 - 09/16/13 03:49 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
Apparently a few weeks back he got this like totally awesome idea that its just so cool to start pooping right outside of his litter box instead of inside of it. Like he still pees inside of it but poops about 2 inches away from the like entrance to it like a fucking slut

Like what the **** can i even do to fix that its messed up he might as well be selling himself on the corner

The only thing i can think to do is to catch him right when he's walking to the facilities and place him inside of it so he doesnt try to do it right outside

Btw his litter box is all clean and stuff so i dont think its that especially since he still pisses in it

discuss suggestions




Let him outside more, cats hate being indoors


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18849815 - 09/16/13 03:55 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Repertoire89 said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
Apparently a few weeks back he got this like totally awesome idea that its just so cool to start pooping right outside of his litter box instead of inside of it. Like he still pees inside of it but poops about 2 inches away from the like entrance to it like a fucking slut

Like what the **** can i even do to fix that its messed up he might as well be selling himself on the corner

The only thing i can think to do is to catch him right when he's walking to the facilities and place him inside of it so he doesnt try to do it right outside

Btw his litter box is all clean and stuff so i dont think its that especially since he still pisses in it

discuss suggestions




Let him outside more, cats hate being indoors



he hates the outside and loves it inside

I brought him out twice and he was so scared and wanting to come in the whole time

he's just an indoor cat


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
    #18849834 - 09/16/13 03:57 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

It takes time for a cat raised indoors to get used to the outside world, whenever I get a new kitten I chaperone them for a few months maybe like an hour or two outside a day until they're big enough to wander alone. Usually they're scared for the beginning and after say a week they become overly confident

Indoor cats take longer but they get used to it and it seems to inspire them a lot

Love cats


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18849852 - 09/16/13 04:01 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Teach your cat to use the toilet :wizard:



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btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
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I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: fee]
    #18849885 - 09/16/13 04:06 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I have a boy cat. He was going to the bathroom outside of his box once in a while and it turned out it was because he was having health problems and possibly letting us know something was wrong. He had some kind of crystals in his kidney, I forget what its called. We changed his food and he hasn't done it since.


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #18849962 - 09/16/13 04:21 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Thread title made my pussy wet.  :wink:


Also I second the idea of making the cat watch you poop in the box.


Also, pics.


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: CidneyIndole] * 2
    #18850030 - 09/16/13 04:34 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)



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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
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"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
    #18850046 - 09/16/13 04:36 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

That cat just looks like it likes to shit outside the litter box


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #18850061 - 09/16/13 04:39 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

mr sniffles AKA little shit just shat on my carpet this morning :mad2:


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
    #18850173 - 09/16/13 04:59 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Sheekle said:






:wellhellothere:


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
    #18850222 - 09/16/13 05:12 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
Quote:

lil_demented said:
Rub his little bitch nose in it and smack him on the ass hard enough to sting, yell "no!" firmly. Then shove him in the box and walk away, then give him no love if/when he tries to come get some from you. Do it every time you find a turd outside the box. Be relentless about it.



no i wouldnt do that to him :noway:

When there's a will there's a way i'll fix the problem without cutting off the supply of love i wouldnt want to do that to anybody



this is the way my dad looks at it, and his whole house reeks of cat piss. And the cats rule his house.

You just gotta be firm. No offense, but you can't be a pussy about discipline or nothing will be accomplished.

my 2 cents


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18850276 - 09/16/13 05:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

every time my cat shits outside the box i put him into the box multiple times or i put his nose really close to his own shit or something.

but that doesn't mean i don't love him though


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: mr sniffles]
    #18850281 - 09/16/13 05:28 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

DSHSB


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
    #18850360 - 09/16/13 05:46 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

That cat looks like a dirty slut


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