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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
#18849417 - 09/16/13 02:29 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Put your current litter box inside a larger litter box
Problem solved
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thizzlemaniac
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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Amphibolos]
#18849612 - 09/16/13 03:13 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Amphibolos said: Did you change the type of litter?
Sometime the cats dont like the scent of specific brands
I know....

That about sums it up
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Sheekle
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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: thizzlemaniac]
#18849627 - 09/16/13 03:17 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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he keeps drooling all over me and shit
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Sheekle
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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle] 1
#18849628 - 09/16/13 03:17 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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he wants the D
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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
#18849731 - 09/16/13 03:39 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I have your solution. I use these for my cats and they work great.
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thizzlemaniac
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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
#18849753 - 09/16/13 03:43 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: he wants the D

Fuckin cats are an enigma man
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Repertoire89
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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
#18849789 - 09/16/13 03:49 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: Apparently a few weeks back he got this like totally awesome idea that its just so cool to start pooping right outside of his litter box instead of inside of it. Like he still pees inside of it but poops about 2 inches away from the like entrance to it like a fucking slut
Like what the **** can i even do to fix that its messed up he might as well be selling himself on the corner
The only thing i can think to do is to catch him right when he's walking to the facilities and place him inside of it so he doesnt try to do it right outside
Btw his litter box is all clean and stuff so i dont think its that especially since he still pisses in it
discuss suggestions
Let him outside more, cats hate being indoors
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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Repertoire89]
#18849815 - 09/16/13 03:55 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Repertoire89 said:
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Sheekle said: Apparently a few weeks back he got this like totally awesome idea that its just so cool to start pooping right outside of his litter box instead of inside of it. Like he still pees inside of it but poops about 2 inches away from the like entrance to it like a fucking slut
Like what the **** can i even do to fix that its messed up he might as well be selling himself on the corner
The only thing i can think to do is to catch him right when he's walking to the facilities and place him inside of it so he doesnt try to do it right outside
Btw his litter box is all clean and stuff so i dont think its that especially since he still pisses in it
discuss suggestions
Let him outside more, cats hate being indoors
he hates the outside and loves it inside
I brought him out twice and he was so scared and wanting to come in the whole time
he's just an indoor cat
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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
#18849834 - 09/16/13 03:57 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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It takes time for a cat raised indoors to get used to the outside world, whenever I get a new kitten I chaperone them for a few months maybe like an hour or two outside a day until they're big enough to wander alone. Usually they're scared for the beginning and after say a week they become overly confident
Indoor cats take longer but they get used to it and it seems to inspire them a lot
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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Repertoire89]
#18849852 - 09/16/13 04:01 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Teach your cat to use the toilet 
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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: fee]
#18849885 - 09/16/13 04:06 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I have a boy cat. He was going to the bathroom outside of his box once in a while and it turned out it was because he was having health problems and possibly letting us know something was wrong. He had some kind of crystals in his kidney, I forget what its called. We changed his food and he hasn't done it since.
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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Lophosaurus]
#18849962 - 09/16/13 04:21 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Thread title made my pussy wet. 
Also I second the idea of making the cat watch you poop in the box.
Also, pics.
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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: CidneyIndole] 2
#18850030 - 09/16/13 04:34 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
#18850046 - 09/16/13 04:36 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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That cat just looks like it likes to shit outside the litter box
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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: FruitOfLife]
#18850061 - 09/16/13 04:39 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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mr sniffles AKA little shit just shat on my carpet this morning
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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
#18850173 - 09/16/13 04:59 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
#18850222 - 09/16/13 05:12 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sheekle said:
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lil_demented said: Rub his little bitch nose in it and smack him on the ass hard enough to sting, yell "no!" firmly. Then shove him in the box and walk away, then give him no love if/when he tries to come get some from you. Do it every time you find a turd outside the box. Be relentless about it.
no i wouldnt do that to him
When there's a will there's a way i'll fix the problem without cutting off the supply of love i wouldnt want to do that to anybody
this is the way my dad looks at it, and his whole house reeks of cat piss. And the cats rule his house.
You just gotta be firm. No offense, but you can't be a pussy about discipline or nothing will be accomplished.
my 2 cents
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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Psilosopherr]
#18850276 - 09/16/13 05:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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every time my cat shits outside the box i put him into the box multiple times or i put his nose really close to his own shit or something.
but that doesn't mean i don't love him though
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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: mr sniffles]
#18850281 - 09/16/13 05:28 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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DSHSB
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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
#18850360 - 09/16/13 05:46 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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That cat looks like a dirty slut
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