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I got told something I've heard before.
    #18848748 - 09/16/13 11:58 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

And I still don't believe it. But I don't think this girl has any reason to lie to me like the rest have. We're just friends, no bf/gf relationship for her to be worrying about.

She sent me a text this morning telling me that after last night, she can honestly say I am the best she's had. I'm no fool. I know girls will tell you shit just to keep you interested because there is something else they want/need from you. And it's no secret, every body loves a compliment.

What are the chances that she is lying about it?


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Re: I got told something I've heard before. [Re: lil_demented] * 1
    #18848763 - 09/16/13 11:59 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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lil_demented said:
What are the chances that she is lying about it?



about the same odds that she's just had horrible lays every time before you.  which implies that you're not good, just the best she's had.

don't let it get to your head, regardless.  be humble.  chicks have told me things -- i don't believe them.


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Re: I got told something I've heard before. [Re: memes]
    #18848772 - 09/16/13 12:01 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'm good at banging, I don't need any compliments from no one  :noway2:


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Re: I got told something I've heard before. [Re: lil_demented]
    #18848779 - 09/16/13 12:02 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

>What are the chances that she is lying about it?

Well it depends. Loads of guys are terrible at sex. You only have to be a slight cut above the rest to be a woman's best.

If you think you're good than she's probably telling the truth. Otherwise she's just being nice


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Re: I got told something I've heard before. [Re: Dawks]
    #18848791 - 09/16/13 12:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Some people just have good sex together, I don't think it completely lies on someones skill more like a combination of the two. (skill/chemistry)


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Re: I got told something I've heard before. [Re: The5thElement]
    #18848813 - 09/16/13 12:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I gotta say:  i've never fucked a chick that knew what the fuck she was doing.  i think the burden is disproportionately on men to be good fuckers these days -



women just take it.  (obviously this is a broad and inaccurate generalization)


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Re: I got told something I've heard before. [Re: memes]
    #18848846 - 09/16/13 12:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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memes said:
I gotta say:  i've never fucked a chick that knew what the fuck she was doing.  i think the burden is disproportionately on men to be good fuckers these days -



women just take it.  (obviously this is a broad and inaccurate generalization)




True but this applies more to casual hookups. The good thing is most women are eager to please and with good communication your partner can get much better.


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Re: I got told something I've heard before. [Re: Dawks]
    #18848853 - 09/16/13 12:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Dawks said:
True but this applies more to casual hookups.



Valid distinction.

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Re: I got told something I've heard before. [Re: memes]
    #18848960 - 09/16/13 12:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

It's not really difficult to tell if a girl is having a mind-blowing sexual experience:shrug: Whether she is lying or not about you being the very best shes had is another story... If she is in fact lying, what do you think she is trying to get out of it?


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Re: I got told something I've heard before. [Re: danlennon3] * 1
    #18848995 - 09/16/13 12:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Guys he is doing two things here.

1: letting us all know he is finally have sex again.

2: is bragging that he got this girl off finally.




And don't forget kids when you haven't eaten ice cream in a long time and eat an ice cream again it will be the beat you even had.


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btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
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I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: I got told something I've heard before. [Re: fee]
    #18849020 - 09/16/13 12:52 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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fee said:
Guys he is doing two things here.
1: letting us all know he is finally have sex again.
2: is bragging that he got this girl off finally.





And we're doing one thing here:

1:  Letting him know it's not an indication of his talent, but more likely an indication of her limited sexual experiences


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Re: I got told something I've heard before. [Re: lil_demented] * 1
    #18849035 - 09/16/13 12:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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lil_demented said:
What are the chances that she is lying about it?



Doesn't matter. You obviously didn't completely fail at it, which means you did a good job. In the end, it doesn't matter if you're the best, because there's bound to be someone on this planet better at sex than you are. So stop worrying about it and just enjoy the compliment you got. And, even more importantly...was it good for you? If so, enjoy that too. A job well done.


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Re: I got told something I've heard before. [Re: memes]
    #18849038 - 09/16/13 12:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Maybe she's being honest?


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Re: I got told something I've heard before. [Re: lil_demented]
    #18849081 - 09/16/13 01:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Whoever you have at the time is the best you've ever had. :shrug:

regardless of whether she's lying or not, she's trying to make you feel special. Take it for what it is. :hug:


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Re: I got told something I've heard before. [Re: fee]
    #18849118 - 09/16/13 01:12 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I could go for some ice cream :hatsoff:

try not to overthink about it much op its probably fine take it as a complement if someone was going to use you or something just don't let them people like that end up isolating themselves most of the time any way :shrug:


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Re: I got told something I've heard before. [Re: fee]
    #18849173 - 09/16/13 01:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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fee said:
Guys he is doing two things here.

1: letting us all know he is finally have sex again.

2: is bragging that he got this girl off finally.




And don't forget kids when you haven't eaten ice cream in a long time and eat an ice cream again it will be the beat you even had.




This man is a genius, you kids could learn something from him. :lol: It's like... he's in my head.

You almost got it with option 1, but I have been bragging on here about finally getting sex again for 2 weeks now. It's no secret I've been out the game for 2 years prior.

The real reason I posted it is because I know every man among us has heard this same line. I really wanted to hear some different opinions. And I actually got a lot more serious answers than I had expected. I was expecting a line of little penis jokes and something about me buying a big car or a penis pump to make me feel better.

Option 2 is complete bull shit though, if I can't get a girl off then I should listen to what the mushrooms have been telling me for 7 years and and become the catcher in a homosexual relationship...


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Re: I got told something I've heard before. [Re: lil_demented]
    #18849199 - 09/16/13 01:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

And I hate ice cream. Unless it's orange sherbet.


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Re: I got told something I've heard before. [Re: lil_demented]
    #18849211 - 09/16/13 01:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'm just playin :hug:


And orange sherbert is not ice cream.


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btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: I got told something I've heard before. [Re: watermelon mon]
    #18849240 - 09/16/13 01:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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fee said:
I'm just playin :hug:


And orange sherbert is not ice cream.




lol, I know man, that's why I singled you out. :lol:

And its frozen and creamy. how is that not ice cream? cause there isn't any milk in it?


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I could go for some ice cream :hatsoff:

try not to overthink about it much op its probably fine take it as a complement if someone was going to use you or something just don't let them people like that end up isolating themselves most of the time any way :shrug:




Yeah... I don't get used by girls because I always hook up with sweet ones and this one is no exception, even though she is a hoe. She is actually better off than I am financially and doesn't really even do drugs. (smokes pot and drinks like me).

I might fix her car and not charge labor, but I do that for all my friends. They cover the parts. There isn't much else she's gonna get from me other than sex. My money is my money and I don't pass it out or buy thangs just to impress a bitch. :shrug:

Now friends on the other hand. I put too much trust into them and get fucked over on the regular. I'm too nice to my buddies but I'm working on that one.


Edited by lil_demented (09/16/13 01:39 PM)


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Re: I got told something I've heard before. [Re: lil_demented]
    #18849253 - 09/16/13 01:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Don't let it get to your head or next time your liable to premature ejaculate all over her stomach.


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