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My cat is such a little freshman prick tease * 2
    #18848435 - 09/16/13 10:39 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Apparently a few weeks back he got this like totally awesome idea that its just so cool to start pooping right outside of his litter box instead of inside of it. Like he still pees inside of it but poops about 2 inches away from the like entrance to it like a fucking slut

Like what the **** can i even do to fix that its messed up he might as well be selling himself on the corner

The only thing i can think to do is to catch him right when he's walking to the facilities and place him inside of it so he doesnt try to do it right outside

Btw his litter box is all clean and stuff so i dont think its that especially since he still pisses in it

discuss suggestions


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
    #18848483 - 09/16/13 10:51 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

LOL!
My ex-girlfriends cat did something like this. It used to peek its head out of the box while using it. We were high at the time and laughed up a storm when we saw his little furry head stickin' out.


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle] * 4
    #18848488 - 09/16/13 10:52 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Get a fucking dog.:manofapproval:


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
    #18848496 - 09/16/13 10:54 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Get another cat box, put two or three of them around your house. he'll eventually use it again


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #18848507 - 09/16/13 10:56 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Get a fucking dog.:manofapproval:




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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: NewWavePeace]
    #18848529 - 09/16/13 11:02 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

One of my cats still does this...we just ended up making the skank an outside cat since the other 3 still know how to poop properly.

Call her a skank every time I see her, that seems pretty effective.


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
    #18848553 - 09/16/13 11:07 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

When he's watching you, poop in it yourself so he will learn by example


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Into The Woods]
    #18848719 - 09/16/13 11:53 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

move the litter box a couple inches to the right? :shrug:


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
    #18848814 - 09/16/13 12:10 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'm sure someone is going to trip over this response but this is what I have done in an exact same situation.

People say you can't train cats. Bull shit. Rub his little bitch nose in it and smack him on the ass hard enough to sting, yell "no!" firmly. Then shove him in the box and walk away, then give him no love if/when he tries to come get some from you. Do it every time you find a turd outside the box. Be relentless about it. He will be pissed at you, but he'll get the hint and get over it. After all, your his whole world Sheekle. Then when he does poop in the box take him by the litter box and pet him all nice like and call him a good kitty, maybe jack him off a bit if you feel frisky.

It'll work unless you have an old cat that's getting senile.

I've had quite a few cats and I love them to death and take good care of them, but I refuse to put up with their stuck up, "I do what I want" bull shit. This is my house bitch! I'm the alpha. :shrug:


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: lil_demented]
    #18849236 - 09/16/13 01:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Rub his little bitch nose in it and smack him on the ass hard enough to sting, yell "no!" firmly. Then shove him in the box and walk away, then give him no love if/when he tries to come get some from you. Do it every time you find a turd outside the box. Be relentless about it.



no i wouldnt do that to him :noway:

When there's a will there's a way i'll fix the problem without cutting off the supply of love i wouldnt want to do that to anybody


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
    #18849243 - 09/16/13 01:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Why did you name the thread like a porno ad?


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
    #18849247 - 09/16/13 01:40 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

lock your cat in the litter box for 24 hours. then he'll learn his lesson


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Envix]
    #18849250 - 09/16/13 01:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Get a bigger litter box :shrug:


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
    #18849255 - 09/16/13 01:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
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lil_demented said:
Rub his little bitch nose in it and smack him on the ass hard enough to sting, yell "no!" firmly. Then shove him in the box and walk away, then give him no love if/when he tries to come get some from you. Do it every time you find a turd outside the box. Be relentless about it.



no i wouldnt do that to him :noway:

When there's a will there's a way i'll fix the problem without cutting off the supply of love i wouldnt want to do that to anybody




:shrug: do what you do man, just a suggestion.
I don't have the patience for turds in my floor every day.


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: lil_demented]
    #18849257 - 09/16/13 01:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

The litterbox is on a red plastic thing so most of the poop is on that instead of getting the carpet all poopadelic


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
    #18849265 - 09/16/13 01:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

What a bunch of shit


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
    #18849282 - 09/16/13 01:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

My fav cat song is .... Smelly cat - Phoebe From friends


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Salnugs]
    #18849321 - 09/16/13 02:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Why don't you build it a little tunnel system leading into the litter box?
Could be easily done with some cardboard. Idk, it might work..
Or... just place a mat outfront of its box.


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: NewWavePeace]
    #18849347 - 09/16/13 02:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Did you change the type of litter?


Sometime the cats dont like the scent of specific brands

I know....



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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #18849407 - 09/16/13 02:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
    #18849417 - 09/16/13 02:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Put your current litter box inside a larger litter box

Problem solved :mindblown:


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Amphibolos]
    #18849612 - 09/16/13 03:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Did you change the type of litter?


Sometime the cats dont like the scent of specific brands

I know....






:rofl: That about sums it up


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: thizzlemaniac]
    #18849627 - 09/16/13 03:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

he keeps drooling all over me and shit


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #18849628 - 09/16/13 03:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

he wants the D


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
    #18849731 - 09/16/13 03:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I have your solution. I use these for my cats and they work great.


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
    #18849753 - 09/16/13 03:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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he wants the D



:laugh2:

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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
    #18849789 - 09/16/13 03:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
Apparently a few weeks back he got this like totally awesome idea that its just so cool to start pooping right outside of his litter box instead of inside of it. Like he still pees inside of it but poops about 2 inches away from the like entrance to it like a fucking slut

Like what the **** can i even do to fix that its messed up he might as well be selling himself on the corner

The only thing i can think to do is to catch him right when he's walking to the facilities and place him inside of it so he doesnt try to do it right outside

Btw his litter box is all clean and stuff so i dont think its that especially since he still pisses in it

discuss suggestions




Let him outside more, cats hate being indoors


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18849815 - 09/16/13 03:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Repertoire89 said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
Apparently a few weeks back he got this like totally awesome idea that its just so cool to start pooping right outside of his litter box instead of inside of it. Like he still pees inside of it but poops about 2 inches away from the like entrance to it like a fucking slut

Like what the **** can i even do to fix that its messed up he might as well be selling himself on the corner

The only thing i can think to do is to catch him right when he's walking to the facilities and place him inside of it so he doesnt try to do it right outside

Btw his litter box is all clean and stuff so i dont think its that especially since he still pisses in it

discuss suggestions




Let him outside more, cats hate being indoors



he hates the outside and loves it inside

I brought him out twice and he was so scared and wanting to come in the whole time

he's just an indoor cat


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
    #18849834 - 09/16/13 03:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

It takes time for a cat raised indoors to get used to the outside world, whenever I get a new kitten I chaperone them for a few months maybe like an hour or two outside a day until they're big enough to wander alone. Usually they're scared for the beginning and after say a week they become overly confident

Indoor cats take longer but they get used to it and it seems to inspire them a lot

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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18849852 - 09/16/13 04:01 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Teach your cat to use the toilet :wizard:



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btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
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I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: fee]
    #18849885 - 09/16/13 04:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I have a boy cat. He was going to the bathroom outside of his box once in a while and it turned out it was because he was having health problems and possibly letting us know something was wrong. He had some kind of crystals in his kidney, I forget what its called. We changed his food and he hasn't done it since.


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #18849962 - 09/16/13 04:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Thread title made my pussy wet.  :wink:


Also I second the idea of making the cat watch you poop in the box.


Also, pics.


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: CidneyIndole] * 2
    #18850030 - 09/16/13 04:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
    #18850046 - 09/16/13 04:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

That cat just looks like it likes to shit outside the litter box


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #18850061 - 09/16/13 04:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

mr sniffles AKA little shit just shat on my carpet this morning :mad2:


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
    #18850173 - 09/16/13 04:59 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
    #18850222 - 09/16/13 05:12 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
Quote:

lil_demented said:
Rub his little bitch nose in it and smack him on the ass hard enough to sting, yell "no!" firmly. Then shove him in the box and walk away, then give him no love if/when he tries to come get some from you. Do it every time you find a turd outside the box. Be relentless about it.



no i wouldnt do that to him :noway:

When there's a will there's a way i'll fix the problem without cutting off the supply of love i wouldnt want to do that to anybody



this is the way my dad looks at it, and his whole house reeks of cat piss. And the cats rule his house.

You just gotta be firm. No offense, but you can't be a pussy about discipline or nothing will be accomplished.

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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18850276 - 09/16/13 05:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

every time my cat shits outside the box i put him into the box multiple times or i put his nose really close to his own shit or something.

but that doesn't mean i don't love him though


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: mr sniffles]
    #18850281 - 09/16/13 05:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
    #18850360 - 09/16/13 05:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

That cat looks like a dirty slut


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18850370 - 09/16/13 05:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Is your cat single sheek?


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #18850375 - 09/16/13 05:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

That's a stupid question. It's Sheekle's cat ya know... but maybe they have an open relationship.


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18850390 - 09/16/13 05:53 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Well she is a slut...


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
    #18850444 - 09/16/13 06:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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The things that cat has seen...


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: danlennon3]
    #18850456 - 09/16/13 06:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah all those clothes in the background arent even Sheekles...


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #18850458 - 09/16/13 06:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I think those clothes are mine :facepalm:


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18850462 - 09/16/13 06:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I know I left my watch there, never saw it again  :mad2:


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #18850476 - 09/16/13 06:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Maybe change the litter...but that might make it worse


DId you change the litter before all this odd behavior?

Some cats are kool some are just assholes if they dont get what they want :smilingpuppy:


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: ChinChiller]
    #18850838 - 09/16/13 07:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

my small dog used to always run in the room during sex (back when sex was a thing) and lick my womans asshole.

I'm sure it was extra awkward for her :rofl:


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Psilosopherr] * 1
    #18851394 - 09/16/13 09:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Maybe she liked it :shrug:


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18851679 - 09/16/13 10:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Maybe she liked it :shrug:



thats what might have been awkward. Like ah, that feels good but its from an animal. This needs to stop :rofl:


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18851706 - 09/16/13 10:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Your cat might be sick. S/he might have a urinary tract infection or something else might be wrong.

Before you start doing any kind of behavior modification stuff at least rule it out. Maybe a trip to the vet, or even grab the cat and put them near the litter box, and look at them. See if they start scratching or meowing or something. The cat might be trying to make you aware of a health issue.

Also, do you just have the one cat? Some cats don't like to share litter boxes.


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: ch1ck3n.s0up]
    #18851720 - 09/16/13 10:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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ch1ck3n.s0up said:
Your cat might be sick. S/he might have a urinary tract infection or something else might be wrong.

Before you start doing any kind of behavior modification stuff at least rule it out. Maybe a trip to the vet, or even grab the cat and put them near the litter box, and look at them. See if they start scratching or meowing or something. The cat might be trying to make you aware of a health issue.

Also, do you just have the one cat? Some cats don't like to share litter boxes.



ha, really? are you actually knowledgable about this?

if not I'm saying thats illogical


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18851867 - 09/16/13 11:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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rbalzer said:
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ch1ck3n.s0up said:
Your cat might be sick. S/he might have a urinary tract infection or something else might be wrong.

Before you start doing any kind of behavior modification stuff at least rule it out. Maybe a trip to the vet, or even grab the cat and put them near the litter box, and look at them. See if they start scratching or meowing or something. The cat might be trying to make you aware of a health issue.

Also, do you just have the one cat? Some cats don't like to share litter boxes.



ha, really? are you actually knowledgable about this?

if not I'm saying thats illogical



Well I'm not a vet, but I've owned cats for years, and urinating/defecating outside the litter box is a very common way for cats to let their owner know that something is wrong.

A few links from a quick Google search... notice how medical problems are at the top of every list.

http://www.catbehaviorassociates.com/pooping-outside-the-litter-box/
http://www.catcare.com/blog/2010/06/21/pooping-out-of-the-litterbox/
http://www.thehappylitterbox.com/2012/08/cat-pooping-outside-the-litter-box-5-things-to-consider/

But that's not always the case. Sometimes there is something else wrong, and they're pooping in protest of something. Has anything changed recently? Did you buy a different brand of cat litter? Change their food? Was a baby born? Did you get another new pet? Did you move the litter box?

Finally, cats are not always logical--they're sorta like women in that way.


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18851917 - 09/16/13 11:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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my small dog used to always run in the room during sex (back when sex was a thing) and lick my womans asshole.

I'm sure it was extra awkward for her :rofl:




My buddy once said his pug got up on the bed and ate his chicks puss while he was doing it and the girl never noticed...I dunno if I believe it but I like to think it really happened....

how do you not notice the dog licking style?  :niggawhy:


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: ch1ck3n.s0up]
    #18851920 - 09/16/13 11:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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ch1ck3n.s0up said:
Quote:

rbalzer said:
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ch1ck3n.s0up said:
Your cat might be sick. S/he might have a urinary tract infection or something else might be wrong.

Before you start doing any kind of behavior modification stuff at least rule it out. Maybe a trip to the vet, or even grab the cat and put them near the litter box, and look at them. See if they start scratching or meowing or something. The cat might be trying to make you aware of a health issue.

Also, do you just have the one cat? Some cats don't like to share litter boxes.



ha, really? are you actually knowledgable about this?

if not I'm saying thats illogical



Well I'm not a vet, but I've owned cats for years, and urinating/defecating outside the litter box is a very common way for cats to let their owner know that something is wrong.

A few links from a quick Google search... notice how medical problems are at the top of every list.

http://www.catbehaviorassociates.com/pooping-outside-the-litter-box/
http://www.catcare.com/blog/2010/06/21/pooping-out-of-the-litterbox/
http://www.thehappylitterbox.com/2012/08/cat-pooping-outside-the-litter-box-5-things-to-consider/

But that's not always the case. Sometimes there is something else wrong, and they're pooping in protest of something. Has anything changed recently? Did you buy a different brand of cat litter? Change their food? Was a baby born? Did you get another new pet? Did you move the litter box?

Finally, cats are not always logical--they're sorta like women in that way.



well awesome, thats great to know.

Maybe something is wrong with my cats! :woooaaahhh:


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18851937 - 09/16/13 11:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

if your cat isn't pissing put some o.j. in it's wet food


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