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InvisibleSheekle
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My cat is such a little freshman prick tease * 2
    #18848435 - 09/16/13 10:39 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Apparently a few weeks back he got this like totally awesome idea that its just so cool to start pooping right outside of his litter box instead of inside of it. Like he still pees inside of it but poops about 2 inches away from the like entrance to it like a fucking slut

Like what the **** can i even do to fix that its messed up he might as well be selling himself on the corner

The only thing i can think to do is to catch him right when he's walking to the facilities and place him inside of it so he doesnt try to do it right outside

Btw his litter box is all clean and stuff so i dont think its that especially since he still pisses in it

discuss suggestions


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
    #18848483 - 09/16/13 10:51 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

LOL!
My ex-girlfriends cat did something like this. It used to peek its head out of the box while using it. We were high at the time and laughed up a storm when we saw his little furry head stickin' out.


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle] * 4
    #18848488 - 09/16/13 10:52 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Get a fucking dog.:manofapproval:


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
    #18848496 - 09/16/13 10:54 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Get another cat box, put two or three of them around your house. he'll eventually use it again


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #18848507 - 09/16/13 10:56 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

TheGreenArrow said:
Get a fucking dog.:manofapproval:




:malamute:


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: NewWavePeace]
    #18848529 - 09/16/13 11:02 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

One of my cats still does this...we just ended up making the skank an outside cat since the other 3 still know how to poop properly.

Call her a skank every time I see her, that seems pretty effective.


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
    #18848553 - 09/16/13 11:07 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

When he's watching you, poop in it yourself so he will learn by example


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Into The Woods]
    #18848719 - 09/16/13 11:53 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

move the litter box a couple inches to the right? :shrug:


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
    #18848814 - 09/16/13 12:10 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I'm sure someone is going to trip over this response but this is what I have done in an exact same situation.

People say you can't train cats. Bull shit. Rub his little bitch nose in it and smack him on the ass hard enough to sting, yell "no!" firmly. Then shove him in the box and walk away, then give him no love if/when he tries to come get some from you. Do it every time you find a turd outside the box. Be relentless about it. He will be pissed at you, but he'll get the hint and get over it. After all, your his whole world Sheekle. Then when he does poop in the box take him by the litter box and pet him all nice like and call him a good kitty, maybe jack him off a bit if you feel frisky.

It'll work unless you have an old cat that's getting senile.

I've had quite a few cats and I love them to death and take good care of them, but I refuse to put up with their stuck up, "I do what I want" bull shit. This is my house bitch! I'm the alpha. :shrug:


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: lil_demented]
    #18849236 - 09/16/13 01:37 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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lil_demented said:
Rub his little bitch nose in it and smack him on the ass hard enough to sting, yell "no!" firmly. Then shove him in the box and walk away, then give him no love if/when he tries to come get some from you. Do it every time you find a turd outside the box. Be relentless about it.



no i wouldnt do that to him :noway:

When there's a will there's a way i'll fix the problem without cutting off the supply of love i wouldnt want to do that to anybody


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
    #18849243 - 09/16/13 01:39 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Why did you name the thread like a porno ad?


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
    #18849247 - 09/16/13 01:40 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

lock your cat in the litter box for 24 hours. then he'll learn his lesson


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Envix]
    #18849250 - 09/16/13 01:41 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Get a bigger litter box :shrug:


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
    #18849255 - 09/16/13 01:42 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
Quote:

lil_demented said:
Rub his little bitch nose in it and smack him on the ass hard enough to sting, yell "no!" firmly. Then shove him in the box and walk away, then give him no love if/when he tries to come get some from you. Do it every time you find a turd outside the box. Be relentless about it.



no i wouldnt do that to him :noway:

When there's a will there's a way i'll fix the problem without cutting off the supply of love i wouldnt want to do that to anybody




:shrug: do what you do man, just a suggestion.
I don't have the patience for turds in my floor every day.


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: lil_demented]
    #18849257 - 09/16/13 01:44 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

The litterbox is on a red plastic thing so most of the poop is on that instead of getting the carpet all poopadelic


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
    #18849265 - 09/16/13 01:46 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

What a bunch of shit


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle]
    #18849282 - 09/16/13 01:50 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

My fav cat song is .... Smelly cat - Phoebe From friends


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Salnugs]
    #18849321 - 09/16/13 02:00 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Why don't you build it a little tunnel system leading into the litter box?
Could be easily done with some cardboard. Idk, it might work..
Or... just place a mat outfront of its box.


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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: NewWavePeace]
    #18849347 - 09/16/13 02:08 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Did you change the type of litter?


Sometime the cats dont like the scent of specific brands

I know....



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Re: My cat is such a little freshman prick tease [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #18849407 - 09/16/13 02:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)



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