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maybe all I need is a *DELETED*
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Re: maybe all I need is a fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #1]
#18847353 - 09/16/13 01:12 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Dude, that's stalky and creepy, not love
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Re: maybe all I need is a fleshlight [Re: llama_police]
#18847987 - 09/16/13 07:47 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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If you can't be bothered reading all this, i've put the most important thing at the bottom. (know i can't be bothered reading long posts sometimes)
I've noticed i talk with lots of brackets in my posts. Try to bare with me, it could be the best thing you ever do... I am pretty awesome after all 
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llama_police said: Dude, that's stalky and creepy, not love
It's true man. Stop what you're doing. I've been down that road, (and almost ruined a good friendship). So here's a few tips. #1 you guys don't know each other, so at the very least, you're not in the friend zone (despite the corny name, and little public understanding, it really exists). That's a positive. #2 The word 'creepy'. You are being creepy. When new people socialize (and old for that matter, but with old contacts the process isn't so strict), they have several stages of interaction. A person is considered creepy when they skip a stage. Usually a person skips straight to seduction; without even realizing it. You don't know this girl, so stop idolizing her. By idolizing a girl you don't even know, you're unconsciously putting her out of reach. Even if you don't realize this, it will show in your behaver when you eventually talk to her; she will pick up on it (women are ultra sensitive to this, subconsciously), and be underacted to you.
Here's the facts to get the best results. Treat her like any other person. Yes she gets diarrhea and does the worst shit in the toilet occasionally, maybe even worse than you've ever done. That's how normal she is! Treat her like it; i can't emphasize that enough. It'll be you're personal biggest attraction killer Anon1, if you don't do this; (hence the vivid repulsive image). If you confident yo can do this, then it's worth a shot at going up and talking to her. Might i add, body language will display how you feel about her too. When you first approach her, don't face you're body straight at her; it can be very intimidating in a creepy way (This particular point has a lot of detail involved, and you might like to look up attractive body language to get a better understanding as my remark is very very simplistic. When you talk to her don't beat around the bush. Women are ultra sensitive to this, and attractive women deal with it a lot. Walk straight up to her and call her out. "Hey, who are you?" "Her Answer" "Thought so, you have a blog on the internet don't you? I recognized you from that. It's really think it's (quality you admire about her blog)". "her response, likely 'thank you'" "Hey i have to be at an important class soon, but i'd love to get a coffee with you sometime, so i'll just get your number now just in case i have to leave in a hurry".
The beauty behind the last sentence is it assumes you were going to get her number any way. Ideally, talk to her for a little while after you get her number, so asking that didn't sound so planned/fake. I'm not you, so obviously, make sure you adapt this to you. unfortunately i can't guarantee this will be a success, because of course there are circumstances that may occur that i haven't presumed, which may change the situation. At the very least, if you take what i've said on board i think you'll have a fighting chance.
If you do anything i've said, Stop idealizing her and treat her like an ordinary, maybe even bland woman. Idealizing a woman, leads to needy behavior which is a huge killer of attraction.
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Re: maybe all I need is a fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #1]
#18848503 - 09/16/13 10:55 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Just approach her and tell her you love her blog, she'll be flattered. If you feel that the conversation is dying make an excuse that you have to leave to go do something and return to her again later (you could even try asking for her number by this point if you feel that you both have been talking for a good while but if you always see her around I suppose you don't have to).
Just don't say anything super creepy to her, don't linger about if the conversation is dying (or you'll come off as odd or creepy to her), and treat her like a normal human being or guess what she'll think about you?
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Re: maybe all I need is a fleshlight [Re: Magenta]
#18848618 - 09/16/13 11:22 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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knightron said:
If you do anything i've said, Stop idealizing her and treat her like an ordinary, maybe even bland woman.
Idealizing a woman, leads to needy behavior which is a huge killer of attraction.
I used to do that in highschool. Some girls just seemed so innocent and pure... until you find out that they've blown every guy on the football team.
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Re: maybe all I need is a fleshlight [Re: Magenta]
#18848638 - 09/16/13 11:27 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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This is one of the more creepy posts I've seen on the shroomery. So, you're going to get a fleshlight and pretend you are fucking her. Maybe sit in front of a picture of her and pound your sex toy?
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Re: maybe all I need is a fleshlight [Re: koods]
#18849725 - 09/16/13 03:38 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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This is way creepy. Do her a favor an just get the fleshlight and never talk to her. Or at least wait till your not so obsessed. Its not healthy.
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Re: maybe all I need is a fleshlight [Re: Rewindicus]
#18849937 - 09/16/13 04:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Man fleshlights arn't even that great either, shit I payed 50$ just for shipping, the fuck?
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Re: maybe all I need is a fleshlight [Re: The5thElement]
#18850341 - 09/16/13 05:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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WTF, i had no idea what a flesh light was until just now. Learn something new every time i venture onto the Shroomery.. Meanwhile i have a video downloading (on my slow arse internet) of some guy shoving his head up a womans bajingo which was recently featured on a different thread here at our lovely Shroomery.
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Re: maybe all I need is a fleshlight [Re: The5thElement]
#18850773 - 09/16/13 07:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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The5thElement said: Man fleshlights arn't even that great either, shit I payed 50$ just for shipping, the fuck?
Ending that sentence that way made me
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Re: maybe all I need is a fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #1]
#18851031 - 09/16/13 08:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: I’m in love with somebody who doesn’t know that I love them. I’ll start at the beginning.
Six or seven months ago, I was browsing the internet, researching colleges to transfer apply to. I came across this one person’s blog and instantly became enamored with her. I’ve been viewing her blog each day or every other day since the first time I viewed it. And now: I know she goes to the same college as me. As if my attachment to this single human being couldn’t be any closer. I’ve been within 1 foot of her, passing her by in the hallways of my college. I saw her a few mornings ago while I was smoking a cigarette underneath the neat façade of my building. I saw her pass me by yesterday smoking a cigarette while I was sitting underneath a tree in a neat part of campus.
My love for her borders on obsession. No. It is an obsession. my delusional state ain't making it much easier eathier
I don’t know what to do with myself. I know that if I approach her out of the blue it’ll be a dead-end in any relationship that would ever ensue between us…because well,she's definitely the type of person who would stand out or seek to stand out on a college campus. And who would receive this type of attention. I want her to notice me. I had a dream of her last night. I don’t.. I can’t think clearly. My thoughts are racing. All I can think about is her, and my lack of her, and how close I pass her by each day, and how she perhaps doesn’t love me as much as I love her. I’ve got to stop this.
This is called oneitis.
Here is what I suggest you do:
Go on 5 dates with 5 other girls. Don't need to sleep with them or get laid. Just go on 5 dates with 5 different girls. Then at the end, if you still fancy, approach your crush and ask her out too.
Infatuation is mostly in the mind. Your brain is basically using this person as a mannequin to project all of your desires onto. This can be a real let down when you either:
a. Hook up with them only to find out they're nothing like you fantasied. b. Get rejected and have your soul crushed, your perfect fantasy destroyed in an instant.
Remember 5 dates, with 5 girls and you'll be cured.
As for getting a fleshlight, sure, if your hand isn't doing the trick anymore, why not? Nothing wrong with a sex toy for a bit of self pleasure. It's no substitute for the real thing though.
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Re: maybe all I need is a fleshlight [Re: koods]
#18852327 - 09/17/13 03:49 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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koods said:
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The5thElement said: Man fleshlights arn't even that great either, shit I payed 50$ just for shipping, the fuck?
Ending that sentence that way made me 
Haha! 
Koods Ima get you in that pm tomorrow sometime, Just got home from work it's like almost 4 am here so I'm getting my ass to bed
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Re: maybe all I need is a fleshlight [Re: The5thElement]
#18858420 - 09/18/13 02:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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But how are fleshlighta?
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