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OfflineRowntrees
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My Mum found my Pressure Cooker!
    #18844728 - 09/15/13 02:17 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Guys what do i tell her its for??

please any help would be brilliant!


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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: Rowntrees]
    #18844742 - 09/15/13 02:20 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Just tell her it's for a bomb, nbd. Lol but for real, just say you use it for when you go camping with friends and want to cook lots of food at once, or something along those lines.


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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: Rowntrees]
    #18844756 - 09/15/13 02:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Cooking beans. :shrug:


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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: Tangich]
    #18844768 - 09/15/13 02:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah, cooking stuff. Apparently it will cook steak and potatoes in 10 minutes flat...


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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: OneiricOutlier]
    #18844774 - 09/15/13 02:27 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

thanks, she would be more likely to believe the first one :P

i have some potassium nitrate somewhere which she also knows about so maybe i could say its for that


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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: Rowntrees]
    #18844775 - 09/15/13 02:27 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Tell her you borrowed it from a friend so that you can cook some rice or something


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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: Cpt.Crunch]
    #18844784 - 09/15/13 02:29 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:facepalm: C'mon dude seriously


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OfflineWhoManBeing
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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: rew736]
    #18844789 - 09/15/13 02:30 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

weird.  say it was going to be a christmas present so your mom can start pickling. 

i see how it went.  mother went into kids room and found a... kitchen device!  ask child, 'why you got this?'  kids face all secretly saying, 'uh-oh'.  all because of the pressure cooker.  those things belong in the kitchen.  same as the pornography magazines belong by the toilet.  no surprise that way.


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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: Rowntrees]
    #18844791 - 09/15/13 02:31 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Why do you need to explain anything? It's a pressure cooker; you found it cheap so you bought it.

If you really have to defend the purchase of the PC to your mum then that leads me to believe that you are either underage, growing in the parents house without permission or have a really nosy mom... I hope it's the latter ^_^


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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: Kjetterfaen]
    #18844824 - 09/15/13 02:41 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

lolz, thanks guys for your help, you have had some good ideas..

but my guess is she also found the shrooms.. so i might just be honest with her.. and film her reaction :smile:


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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: Rowntrees]
    #18844857 - 09/15/13 02:47 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

no.  she probably don't know why you have pressure cooker.  no mom wants her kid growing mushrooms in her house, few exemptions.  i got to grow one PF cake in nice looking glass jar by the window with only an inquiry of what type of mushroom.  in response, a smiling, 'don't know', in reply.  'pretty' she said.  honesty is the best policy.  don't know your mama though.


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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: WhoManBeing]
    #18844877 - 09/15/13 02:51 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

thanks haha :wink:

when she asks me again, i will just see how it goes.. play how it comes


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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: Rowntrees]
    #18844880 - 09/15/13 02:52 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Canning vegetables.  Duh


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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: WhoManBeing]
    #18844886 - 09/15/13 02:54 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Moral of the story... Don't grow shrooms when you are still living at home with mama.
I actually hope you are underage because if you are an adult and still living at home with mama then that is just sad. Well unless your a college student. In any case I still don't think it is wise to grow shrooms in your parents house without their permission


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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: DeadPhan]
    #18844900 - 09/15/13 02:56 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

don't grow in your parents house


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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: Stromrider]
    #18844903 - 09/15/13 02:57 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

^ cheers dude, i am at college -it was a summer project


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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: Rowntrees]
    #18844924 - 09/15/13 03:02 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Rowntrees said:
^ cheers dude, i am at college -it was a summer project




I kind of figured. I hope it all works out ok for you


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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: Stromrider]
    #18844930 - 09/15/13 03:04 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

If you're paying your own rent, tell her it's none of her business.


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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: 36fuckin5]
    #18844963 - 09/15/13 03:10 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

tell her the truth it for sterilizing wbs rye and or brf.

tell her you have a hobby of growing mushrooms.

dont hide anything. then find out what her favorite mushrooms are and tell her you will grow them

ie. lions mane. oyster. shitake.etc.


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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: nepter627]
    #18845035 - 09/15/13 03:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

^ good thinking.  beautiful avatar Nepter627


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