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Rowntrees
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My Mum found my Pressure Cooker!
#18844728 - 09/15/13 02:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Guys what do i tell her its for??
please any help would be brilliant!
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OneiricOutlier
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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: Rowntrees]
#18844742 - 09/15/13 02:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Just tell her it's for a bomb, nbd. Lol but for real, just say you use it for when you go camping with friends and want to cook lots of food at once, or something along those lines.
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Tangich


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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: Rowntrees]
#18844756 - 09/15/13 02:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Cooking beans.
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rew736
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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: Tangich]
#18844768 - 09/15/13 02:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah, cooking stuff. Apparently it will cook steak and potatoes in 10 minutes flat...
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Rowntrees
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thanks, she would be more likely to believe the first one :P
i have some potassium nitrate somewhere which she also knows about so maybe i could say its for that
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Cpt.Crunch
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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: Rowntrees]
#18844775 - 09/15/13 02:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Tell her you borrowed it from a friend so that you can cook some rice or something
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Stromrider
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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: Cpt.Crunch]
#18844784 - 09/15/13 02:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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C'mon dude seriously
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WhoManBeing
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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: rew736]
#18844789 - 09/15/13 02:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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weird. say it was going to be a christmas present so your mom can start pickling.
i see how it went. mother went into kids room and found a... kitchen device! ask child, 'why you got this?' kids face all secretly saying, 'uh-oh'. all because of the pressure cooker. those things belong in the kitchen. same as the pornography magazines belong by the toilet. no surprise that way.
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Kjetterfaen
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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: Rowntrees]
#18844791 - 09/15/13 02:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Why do you need to explain anything? It's a pressure cooker; you found it cheap so you bought it.
If you really have to defend the purchase of the PC to your mum then that leads me to believe that you are either underage, growing in the parents house without permission or have a really nosy mom... I hope it's the latter ^_^
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Rowntrees
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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: Kjetterfaen]
#18844824 - 09/15/13 02:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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lolz, thanks guys for your help, you have had some good ideas..
but my guess is she also found the shrooms.. so i might just be honest with her.. and film her reaction
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WhoManBeing
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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: Rowntrees]
#18844857 - 09/15/13 02:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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no. she probably don't know why you have pressure cooker. no mom wants her kid growing mushrooms in her house, few exemptions. i got to grow one PF cake in nice looking glass jar by the window with only an inquiry of what type of mushroom. in response, a smiling, 'don't know', in reply. 'pretty' she said. honesty is the best policy. don't know your mama though.
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Rowntrees
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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: WhoManBeing]
#18844877 - 09/15/13 02:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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thanks haha 
when she asks me again, i will just see how it goes.. play how it comes
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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: Rowntrees]
#18844880 - 09/15/13 02:52 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Canning vegetables. Duh
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Stromrider
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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: WhoManBeing]
#18844886 - 09/15/13 02:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Moral of the story... Don't grow shrooms when you are still living at home with mama. I actually hope you are underage because if you are an adult and still living at home with mama then that is just sad. Well unless your a college student. In any case I still don't think it is wise to grow shrooms in your parents house without their permission
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mason man
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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: DeadPhan]
#18844900 - 09/15/13 02:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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don't grow in your parents house
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Rowntrees
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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: Stromrider]
#18844903 - 09/15/13 02:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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^ cheers dude, i am at college -it was a summer project
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Stromrider
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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: Rowntrees]
#18844924 - 09/15/13 03:02 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Rowntrees said: ^ cheers dude, i am at college -it was a summer project
I kind of figured. I hope it all works out ok for you
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36fuckin5
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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: Stromrider]
#18844930 - 09/15/13 03:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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If you're paying your own rent, tell her it's none of her business.
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nepter627
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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: 36fuckin5]
#18844963 - 09/15/13 03:10 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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tell her the truth it for sterilizing wbs rye and or brf.
tell her you have a hobby of growing mushrooms.
dont hide anything. then find out what her favorite mushrooms are and tell her you will grow them
ie. lions mane. oyster. shitake.etc.
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WhoManBeing
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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: nepter627]
#18845035 - 09/15/13 03:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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^ good thinking. beautiful avatar Nepter627
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Stromrider
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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: WhoManBeing]
#18845076 - 09/15/13 03:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
WhoManBeing said: ^ good thinking. beautiful avatar Nepter627
Nice ol bud???
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WhoManBeing
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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: Stromrider]
#18845241 - 09/15/13 04:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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hmm. nice ol bud? translates to...
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Stromrider
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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: WhoManBeing]
#18845658 - 09/15/13 06:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Nevermind
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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: Rowntrees]
#18845753 - 09/15/13 06:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Rowntrees said: lolz, thanks guys for your help, you have had some good ideas..
but my guess is she also found the shrooms.. so i might just be honest with her.. and film her reaction 

It is too late for that now, You gotta tell her that you secretly wanted to go to culinary school to be on that show top chef, but because dad was a fat ass and didn't appreciate quality food you had to hide it.
See it all started when you were 6 and he wanted to go "fishing," but instead he took you to McDonald's and then to the bar. That evening sitting at the bar eating your happy meal your stomach began to get queasy and you had to run to the bathroom. You were in there for like 45 minuets, and all the other patron were getting pissed off, and so they looked at your dad thinking he was neglecting his duties and he needed to get you off that pot so that they could take a piss.
That night you swore to your self on the ride home that you would learn to cook, and you would only cook Clean food. You despised that crap they served at McDonald's. You set out on your way.
Recently you have been studying the effect of properly pressure cooked meat. Most Fried Chicken places pressure cook their meat before frying it, to prevent any E Coli or Salmon ilia poisoning.
The mushrooms are just organic farm raised White button mushrooms you were planning on making for her in a dish that would highlight the simple but complex fresh umami flavors with a twist of horseradish in a blanched stew were suppose to go over the pressure cooked Veil covered in tomatoe and basil. You were going to accompany this dish with diced Brussels sprouts and bacon.
But you aint gonna cook shit now cause shes all nosy and up in your business.
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Kjetterfaen
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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: Sockadin]
#18845775 - 09/15/13 06:40 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Wow... Wow man...
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ChinChiller



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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: Kjetterfaen]
#18845787 - 09/15/13 06:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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You like making Jams and Canning shit
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ChinChiller



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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: ChinChiller]
#18845797 - 09/15/13 06:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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//dont grow at your parents place man, its super disrespectful and it could get not only you but your parents in trouble 
Just wait until you get your own place then grow all you want be sure and hang onto the pc until then!
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Re: My Mum found my Pressure Cooker! [Re: ChinChiller]
#18845887 - 09/15/13 07:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Tell her you need to learn how to can so you can make a bug-out kit.
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Edited by SpitballJedi (09/15/13 07:09 PM)
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