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SexyBeezy123
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Immature assholes!
#18840912 - 09/14/13 12:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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So I woke up this morning to my BF farting in my face. Who does that? Sometimes I feel like I'm dating a 16 year old. Do you guys do that to your loved ones? Somebody please explain this to me
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hidenseek1
Its got all the dinks.
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thatd set me right off, im a lousy waker, that just be like
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UnholyChild666
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theres no way you are any different than that, you just didn't do it yet because you didn't want him to do it back.
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koraks
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hahaaahaaaahaaahahahahaha 
Yeah, that's pretty immature.
Pro-tip: never grow up. Seriously.
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Heffy
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You're supposed to do something awful back to him.
Like this:
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VivaLaMushie
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Id punch my bf straight in the balls if he did that shit.
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Re: Immature assholes! [Re: koraks] 1
#18840936 - 09/14/13 12:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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whats good for the goose right??? blow his head off with a good buttripper tomorrow morning first thang----you aint really a couple less you can fart round each other----lol--------O O O or better yet the next time when he's "downtown"-----yeah that'll teach him
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Nimpo
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Re: Immature assholes! [Re: Mr. Wilson] 4
#18840941 - 09/14/13 12:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I dont think OP has a bf at all
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Magicman69
All About the Benjamins



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Quote:
hidenseek1 said:
 
thatd set me right off, im a lousy waker, that just be like 
Oh it happened. It's happened quite a few times actually I consider it her alarm clock.
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Sheekle
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Eww thats gross as fuck
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Re: Immature assholes! [Re: Magicman69] 15
#18840952 - 09/14/13 12:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Women. You crave affection, but when you get some you complain.
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MrHill
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Re: Immature assholes! [Re: koods]
#18840960 - 09/14/13 12:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I do this to my girlfriend ALL the time. Whenever she's asleep. and then blame it on the dog. 
not really though. that's pretty gross
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hidenseek1
Its got all the dinks.
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Re: Immature assholes! [Re: koods]
#18840962 - 09/14/13 12:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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affection not a confection
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Shins
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Re: Immature assholes! [Re: koods] 1
#18840963 - 09/14/13 12:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hahahahaha that's pretty funny.
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rulesq
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At least it wasn't a wet fart
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Re: Immature assholes! [Re: Heffy]
#18840971 - 09/14/13 12:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Heffy said: You're supposed to do something awful back to him.
Like this:
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Re: Immature assholes! [Re: Heffy]
#18840980 - 09/14/13 12:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'd murder whoever woke me up with rat traps on the ears...
As for the OP.. Don't get mad, get even. Women are notorious for taking things too far when getting even, so make sure you film whatever and post the video here.
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Magicman69
All About the Benjamins



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Let me make this clear I didn't put my ass on her face and fart. It was more like a few feet away, but was loud enough to wake her.
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rulesq
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Psh, no such thing as "going too far" when you're getting even
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Re: Immature assholes! [Re: koraks]
#18840991 - 09/14/13 12:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
koraks said: hahaaahaaaahaaahahahahaha 
Yeah, that's pretty immature.
This, but the mouse traps were appropriate. . . .
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Re: Immature assholes! [Re: rulesq]
#18840994 - 09/14/13 12:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
rulesq said: Psh, no such thing as "going too far" when you're getting even 
Hiring 12 guys to gang rape and murder him?
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Magicman69
All About the Benjamins



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rulesq
Bad Mogambo



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We're talking about farts on faces here, lets keep it civil

I admit that would be too far
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Re: Immature assholes! [Re: rulesq]
#18841021 - 09/14/13 12:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
We're talking about farts on faces here, lets keep it civil
Yeah, seriously. The most I might do is eat beans and grapes all day and then blow diarrhea all over his face. That would be a good comeback.
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Hashfinger
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Re: Immature assholes! [Re: koods]
#18841028 - 09/14/13 12:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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koods said: Women. You crave affection, but when you get some you complain. 
Lol Koods. I think I love you.
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Le_Canard
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I fart on my cat if he's around me when I get the wind.
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rulesq
Bad Mogambo



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Re: Immature assholes! [Re: Le_Canard]
#18841042 - 09/14/13 12:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
ToiletDuk said:
I fart on my cat if he's around me when I get the wind.
I'm sure he retaliates while you're sleeping
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brokentv

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How about fart back on his face!
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hidenseek1
Its got all the dinks.
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Re: Immature assholes! [Re: brokentv]
#18841091 - 09/14/13 01:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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if i could dance like thatd id get all the chicks
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Imperfect Iam
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Re: Immature assholes! [Re: rulesq]
#18841127 - 09/14/13 01:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Did it stink? Jk But for real My buddy did it to his wife once but pulled his underwear down and did it on her face, and honest to god he told me he shorted on accident and some got in her mouth and it splattered on her face. I can't say 100% sure it really happened but they both say it did and that was years ago, she says to this day when she sees chocolate she wants to puke,I guess I can't blame her but shit happens right? All this talk makes me want to try it out tomorrow morning, but underwear stays on ,I've got to kiss those lips. ps have u ever seen 2 girls and a cup. Used to be on youtube fucking disgusting
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Seriously_trippin
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I didn't even do that bullshit when I was 16,I hope you can get with someone who can give you a kiss in the morning when you wake up instead
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psi
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Quote:
hidenseek1 said:

if i could dance like thatd id get all the chicks
Nobody can really dance like that, it's gotta be CGI or prosthetics or something to make their arms all rubbery.
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Hashfinger
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Re: Immature assholes! [Re: psi] 1
#18841413 - 09/14/13 03:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
psi said:
Quote:
hidenseek1 said:

if i could dance like thatd id get all the chicks
Nobody can really dance like that, it's gotta be CGI or prosthetics or something to make their arms all rubbery.
No son, that ain't no CGI... That's how we do it on the east coast.
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Not her face, but a couple times on her thigh while sleeping/laying in bed.
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WScott
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If I did that to my girlfriend.. I doubt I would have a girlfriend..
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Re: Immature assholes! [Re: vinsue]
#18843028 - 09/15/13 12:24 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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You've been Thunderstrucked.
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