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Invisiblevinsue
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Re: Immature assholes! [Re: koraks]
    #18840991 - 09/14/13 12:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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koraks said:
hahaaahaaaahaaahahahahaha :lol:

Yeah, that's pretty immature.






This, but the mouse traps were appropriate. :fart: . . . :peace:


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Re: Immature assholes! [Re: rulesq]
    #18840994 - 09/14/13 12:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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rulesq said:
Psh, no such thing as "going too far" when you're getting even :lolsy:




Hiring 12 guys to gang rape and murder him?


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InvisibleMagicman69
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Re: Immature assholes! [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18841004 - 09/14/13 12:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:woah:


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Invisiblerulesq
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Re: Immature assholes! [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18841005 - 09/14/13 12:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:lol:

We're talking about farts on faces here, lets keep it civil

:smilingpuppy:

I admit that would be too far


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OfflineSchmendrick
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Re: Immature assholes! [Re: rulesq]
    #18841021 - 09/14/13 12:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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We're talking about farts on faces here, lets keep it civil




Yeah, seriously.  The most I might do is eat beans and grapes all day and then blow diarrhea all over his face.  That would be a good comeback.


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OfflineHashfinger
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Re: Immature assholes! [Re: koods]
    #18841028 - 09/14/13 12:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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koods said:
Women. You crave affection, but when you get some you complain.  :shrug:



Lol Koods. I think I love you. :rofl2:


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Re: Immature assholes! [Re: SexyBeezy123]
    #18841035 - 09/14/13 12:52 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:rofl: I fart on my cat if he's around me when I get the wind.


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Re: Immature assholes! [Re: Le_Canard]
    #18841042 - 09/14/13 12:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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ToiletDuk said:
:rofl: I fart on my cat if he's around me when I get the wind.



:lol: I'm sure he retaliates while you're sleeping :yesnod:


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Re: Immature assholes! [Re: SexyBeezy123]
    #18841069 - 09/14/13 01:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

How about fart back on his face! :shrug:


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Offlinehidenseek1
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Re: Immature assholes! [Re: brokentv]
    #18841091 - 09/14/13 01:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)



if i could dance like thatd id get all the chicks


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InvisibleImperfect Iam
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Re: Immature assholes! [Re: rulesq]
    #18841127 - 09/14/13 01:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Did it stink? Jk But for real My buddy did it to his wife once but pulled his underwear down and did it on her face, and honest to god he told me he shorted on accident and some got in her mouth and it splattered on her face. I can't say 100% sure it really happened but they both say it did and that was years ago, she says to this day when she sees chocolate she wants to puke,I guess I can't blame her but shit happens right? All this talk makes me want to try it out tomorrow morning, but underwear stays on ,I've got to kiss those lips. ps have u ever seen 2 girls and a cup. Used to be on youtube fucking disgusting


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Re: Immature assholes! [Re: SexyBeezy123] * 1
    #18841144 - 09/14/13 01:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I didn't even do that bullshit when I was 16,I hope you can get with someone who can give you a kiss in the morning when you wake up instead


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Re: Immature assholes! [Re: hidenseek1]
    #18841188 - 09/14/13 01:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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hidenseek1 said:


if i could dance like thatd id get all the chicks




Nobody can really dance like that, it's gotta be CGI or prosthetics or something to make their arms all rubbery.


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OfflineHashfinger
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Re: Immature assholes! [Re: psi] * 1
    #18841413 - 09/14/13 03:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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psi said:
Quote:

hidenseek1 said:


if i could dance like thatd id get all the chicks




Nobody can really dance like that, it's gotta be CGI or prosthetics or something to make their arms all rubbery.



:rofl2: No son, that ain't no CGI... That's how we do it on the east coast. :prettyflyforawhiteguy:


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Re: Immature assholes! [Re: SexyBeezy123]
    #18841498 - 09/14/13 03:59 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Not her face, but a couple times on her thigh while sleeping/laying in bed.


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Re: Immature assholes! [Re: SexyBeezy123]
    #18841603 - 09/14/13 04:40 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

If I did that to my girlfriend.. I doubt I would have a girlfriend.. :crazy2:


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Re: Immature assholes! [Re: vinsue]
    #18843028 - 09/15/13 12:24 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

You've been Thunderstrucked.:psychsplit:


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