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SexyBeezy123
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Immature assholes!
#18840912 - 09/14/13 12:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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So I woke up this morning to my BF farting in my face. Who does that? Sometimes I feel like I'm dating a 16 year old. Do you guys do that to your loved ones? Somebody please explain this to me
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hidenseek1
Its got all the dinks.
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thatd set me right off, im a lousy waker, that just be like
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UnholyChild666
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theres no way you are any different than that, you just didn't do it yet because you didn't want him to do it back.
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ClockCode
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koraks
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hahaaahaaaahaaahahahahaha 
Yeah, that's pretty immature.
Pro-tip: never grow up. Seriously.
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Heffy
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You're supposed to do something awful back to him.
Like this:
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VivaLaMushie
RIP LS :(


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Id punch my bf straight in the balls if he did that shit.
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Mr. Wilson
experienced weiner rubber



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Re: Immature assholes! [Re: koraks] 1
#18840936 - 09/14/13 12:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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whats good for the goose right??? blow his head off with a good buttripper tomorrow morning first thang----you aint really a couple less you can fart round each other----lol--------O O O or better yet the next time when he's "downtown"-----yeah that'll teach him
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Nimpo
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Re: Immature assholes! [Re: Mr. Wilson] 4
#18840941 - 09/14/13 12:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I dont think OP has a bf at all
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Magicman69
All About the Benjamins



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Quote:
hidenseek1 said:
 
thatd set me right off, im a lousy waker, that just be like 
Oh it happened. It's happened quite a few times actually I consider it her alarm clock.
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Sheekle
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Eww thats gross as fuck
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koods
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Re: Immature assholes! [Re: Magicman69] 15
#18840952 - 09/14/13 12:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Women. You crave affection, but when you get some you complain.
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MrHill
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Re: Immature assholes! [Re: koods]
#18840960 - 09/14/13 12:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I do this to my girlfriend ALL the time. Whenever she's asleep. and then blame it on the dog. 
not really though. that's pretty gross
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hidenseek1
Its got all the dinks.
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Re: Immature assholes! [Re: koods]
#18840962 - 09/14/13 12:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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affection not a confection
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Shins
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Re: Immature assholes! [Re: koods] 1
#18840963 - 09/14/13 12:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hahahahaha that's pretty funny.
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rulesq
Bad Mogambo



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At least it wasn't a wet fart
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Repertoire89
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Re: Immature assholes! [Re: Heffy]
#18840971 - 09/14/13 12:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Heffy said: You're supposed to do something awful back to him.
Like this:
People are depraved

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Shroomslip
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Re: Immature assholes! [Re: Heffy]
#18840980 - 09/14/13 12:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'd murder whoever woke me up with rat traps on the ears...
As for the OP.. Don't get mad, get even. Women are notorious for taking things too far when getting even, so make sure you film whatever and post the video here.
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Magicman69
All About the Benjamins



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Let me make this clear I didn't put my ass on her face and fart. It was more like a few feet away, but was loud enough to wake her.
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rulesq
Bad Mogambo



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Psh, no such thing as "going too far" when you're getting even
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