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Official Blue Ball Commiseration thread. GET IN HERE!!!!
    #18839806 - 09/14/13 01:53 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

This one goes out too all the dudes and dudettes sleeping alone tonight.


Just how lead on were you? If not tonight give us your worst blue ball story.



So this girl let me grind up on her all night, feel her up the works, brought all her clothes and shit over to my Apt. Like this shit was a lock. then she just up and fucking bails :damnwtf:


Ya to say im raging maybe an understatement..... Come on bros lets get with some commiserating to make us all feel a little less pissed off.


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Re: Official Blue Ball Commiseration thread. GET IN HERE!!!! [Re: elax420]
    #18839812 - 09/14/13 01:56 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

The fuck? Why did she bring all her shit over and then bail? No clue at all?


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Re: Official Blue Ball Commiseration thread. GET IN HERE!!!! [Re: Niffla]
    #18839817 - 09/14/13 01:58 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Anyways hey elax, my sports forum brethren -- post here in this boxing thread. It's dying and it needs you. Lets get some people hyped for this Floyd fight. If we can work to even get ONE pubber to tune in...we all come away winners.

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/18838075/page/1


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Re: Official Blue Ball Commiseration thread. GET IN HERE!!!! [Re: Niffla]
    #18839840 - 09/14/13 02:07 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Niffla said:
The fuck? Why did she bring all her shit over and then bail? No clue at all?





Ya fuck that hoe bro. Problem is she was cool as fuck and our personalties mesh like no other girl ive ever met, but hoe is a hoe and thats fosho'


She bought some booze but some doucher stole so she took me to his house, problem is this dude has an epic hard on for her and tries to fight me and shit so i threw a beer at face when he tried to kick me out. Of course she didn't let me know anything about this impeding drama that was about to unwind.  She left with me and brought all her shit though, so im in right???

NOOOOPE!


Bitch lead me on so haaaard, i had to force a kiss outta her, and a rather weak one at that. Im almost positive shes at that assholes pad prolly giving him head right now. Tommorow morning shes gonna text too and say some bullshit "it was good hanging out with you last night xoxo :wink:"


Bitches mannnnnnn fuck em (no offense to the modest ladies out there)

I just need to start treating hoes like hoes, and stop the operation save a hoe bullshit.

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Anyways hey elax, my sports forum brethren -- post here in this boxing thread. It's dying and it needs you. Lets get some people hyped for this Floyd fight. If we can work to even get ONE pubber to tune in...we all come away winners.

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/18838075/page/1




Yeeuh i bet some mexibros 20$ Mayweather would win a UD easiest money ive ever made:rofl: Only good thing that has happened tonight so far.... Hope your shit is faring better brother.


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Re: Official Blue Ball Commiseration thread. GET IN HERE!!!! [Re: elax420]
    #18839846 - 09/14/13 02:09 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Damn, mayne. Sounds like a fucked up night. Chick sounds scandalous.


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Re: Official Blue Ball Commiseration thread. GET IN HERE!!!! [Re: Niffla]
    #18839865 - 09/14/13 02:15 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Damn, mayne. Sounds like a fucked up night. Chick sounds scandalous.




Oh bro it was.


She was cool as shit, and i haven't got any in so long i was getting a little desperate. I was a little worried about raw dogging it anyway and i didnt have any protection :shrug:


All the coolest girls are whores its a damn tragedy.


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Re: Official Blue Ball Commiseration thread. GET IN HERE!!!! [Re: elax420]
    #18839868 - 09/14/13 02:19 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Bro that is some fucking shit right there!
Don't get to beat up about it, yeah she might have seemed like a cool datable chick but trust me thats just because you wanna fuck her. youll find more


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Re: Official Blue Ball Commiseration thread. GET IN HERE!!!! [Re: volcomstoner]
    #18839875 - 09/14/13 02:24 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Ya, im trying to unattached myself from the situation entirely but its hard. She literally likes all the same shit i do......at first i started thinking this is definitely a girl i wanna date. Then she started telling me about how sexually liberated (political correctness lol) she is and i was like ehhh well i can get some steady ass outta this. Now she just seems like just another drama starved girl and i aint getting anything besides maybe some sloppy seconds :facepalm:

full year since ive gotten any ass though so its pretty rough.


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Re: Official Blue Ball Commiseration thread. GET IN HERE!!!! [Re: elax420]
    #18839882 - 09/14/13 02:30 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah man trust me she'll seem a lot better than she really is but that's just your minds fucked up thinking sinc eyou haven't been getting any

Find yourself a real girl


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Re: Official Blue Ball Commiseration thread. GET IN HERE!!!! [Re: volcomstoner]
    #18839888 - 09/14/13 02:33 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Hopefully man, but thats a little easier said than done IMO.

Thanks for the positive vibes brah


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Re: Official Blue Ball Commiseration thread. GET IN HERE!!!! [Re: volcomstoner]
    #18839898 - 09/14/13 02:38 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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She literally likes all the same shit i do......at first i started thinking this is definitely a girl i wanna date. Then she started telling me about how sexually liberated (political correctness lol) she is




Lmao this reminds me a little of a chick I used to like back in the day. I was really into her at the time and had all these thoughts of dating her and how super fucking cool she was -- and then we got hammered together one night and she started breaking down crying and talking about how much of a hardcore slut she was and how she done got plowed by like every one of my coworkers at the place I was working at at the time

:goodluckwiththat:


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Re: Official Blue Ball Commiseration thread. GET IN HERE!!!! [Re: Niffla]
    #18839900 - 09/14/13 02:40 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'm sleeping alone tonight. The wife's at work MAKIN' ME SOME MONEY!!  Daddy needs a new PS4, baby.


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Re: Official Blue Ball Commiseration thread. GET IN HERE!!!! [Re: Niffla]
    #18839910 - 09/14/13 02:45 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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She literally likes all the same shit i do......at first i started thinking this is definitely a girl i wanna date. Then she started telling me about how sexually liberated (political correctness lol) she is




Lmao this reminds me a little of a chick I used to like back in the day. I was really into her at the time and had all these thoughts of dating her and how super fucking cool she was -- and then we got hammered together one night and she started breaking down crying and talking about how much of a hardcore slut she was and how she done got plowed by like every one of my coworkers at the place I was working at at the time

:goodluckwiththat:





Well this girl is a freshman in College....


but ya i mad. Especially because the fucker i almost fought she alluded that she slept with him. You would hate him too niffla during that ND michigan game.

LOL These teams are so gay. Ohio state would kill both of em. Only faggots like Notre dame. Columbus is the greatest city ever blah blah blah. Why is it that i hate every person ive ever met from Ohio?


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Re: Official Blue Ball Commiseration thread. GET IN HERE!!!! [Re: elax420]
    #18839952 - 09/14/13 03:01 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Quote:

Niffla said:
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elax420 said:
She literally likes all the same shit i do......at first i started thinking this is definitely a girl i wanna date. Then she started telling me about how sexually liberated (political correctness lol) she is




Lmao this reminds me a little of a chick I used to like back in the day. I was really into her at the time and had all these thoughts of dating her and how super fucking cool she was -- and then we got hammered together one night and she started breaking down crying and talking about how much of a hardcore slut she was and how she done got plowed by like every one of my coworkers at the place I was working at at the time

:goodluckwiththat:





Well this girl is a freshman in College....


but ya i mad. Especially because the fucker i almost fought she alluded that she slept with him. You would hate him too niffla during that ND michigan game.

LOL These teams are so gay. Ohio state would kill both of em. Only faggots like Notre dame. Columbus is the greatest city ever blah blah blah. Why is it that i hate every person ive ever met from Ohio?




Lmao

Yeah that sounds like most of them.


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Re: Official Blue Ball Commiseration thread. GET IN HERE!!!! [Re: Niffla]
    #18839993 - 09/14/13 03:22 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

damn elax...sucks

ive got 2 blueballs stories for ya

first, i wwas 16, had been out partying, and this girl had hit me up, ended up meeting back at my parents house...this girl was kinda chubby, double Ds, and no gag reflex so i figured id let her suck it and be done...well 35mins into a fucking amazing blowjob her dad calls (she snuck outta her house)

she stops blowing me, answers the call, cock in hand like 4 inches from her mouth, talking to her dad about how shes in touble and has to get home....she hangs up, says sorry i gotta go. ill finish you off next time :facepalm:

i finished myself off



second, actually like 2 weeks ago i was bangin this chick i met at red rocks and i was having trouble cumming....it took too long and she had to go to work :sad:




i guess you could count my first hand job ever....she jerked me for 3 mins, and stopped. :wtf: no real pleasure


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Re: Official Blue Ball Commiseration thread. GET IN HERE!!!! [Re: trippinballs420]
    #18840628 - 09/14/13 10:36 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Damn that first one is cold TB420


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Re: Official Blue Ball Commiseration thread. GET IN HERE!!!! [Re: elax420]
    #18840633 - 09/14/13 10:39 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Id rather sleep alone so i can fart and roll around as i please


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