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paradoxical2020
Paradoxical

Registered: 05/05/13
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Loc: Western Australia
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Share your stories and experiences.
#18839217 - 09/13/13 10:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Tell me about your experiences, share your stories and fill us all in on your misadventures concerning mushroom cultivation/hunting, or ethnobotanicals in general. I don't care if it's your story, or something you heard. Let's just hear it. Tell us about close-calls with cops, mishaps whilst experimenting with chemicals, funny things that have happened to you whilst tripping, getting chased by local drug-dealers or what ever. Just tell me about it. Preference for funny stories.
For example: an elderly man, whom I've known for some years, heard some noises coming from his back-yard. When he goes out to investigate, he turns on the light to find a man hanging koala-style, in his large khat tree, pupils the size of dinner-plates, mouth stuffed with leaves.
Share.
P.S. Wasn't sure whether this belonged here in the Pub or in the Off-Topic Discussion forum. Feel free to move it around as you guys see fit.
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Shroomopotamus
Happy Mushrooming




Registered: 09/27/09
Posts: 18,757
Loc: Funkotron
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-------------------- * Live by the mushroom, die by the mushroom
    This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible Be happy Be nice (<3);}
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Sheekle
FREE BURKE



Registered: 01/11/10
Posts: 53,153
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Re: Share your stories and experiences. [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#18839232 - 09/13/13 10:52 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Shroomopotamus said:

-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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pcplease
Salame

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Re: Share your stories and experiences. [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#18839239 - 09/13/13 10:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Shroomopotamus
Happy Mushrooming




Registered: 09/27/09
Posts: 18,757
Loc: Funkotron
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Re: Share your stories and experiences. [Re: Sheekle] 1
#18839242 - 09/13/13 10:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sheekle said:
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Shroomopotamus said:


-------------------- * Live by the mushroom, die by the mushroom
    This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible Be happy Be nice (<3);}
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LustyLocks


Registered: 01/10/12
Posts: 1,513
Loc: Mom's basement
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paradoxical2020 said:
For example: an elderly man, whom I've known for some years, heard some noises coming from his back-yard. When he goes out to investigate, he turns on the light to find a man hanging koala-style, in his large khat tree, pupils the size of dinner-plates, mouth stuffed with leaves.
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lazyfingers
grrr

Registered: 08/07/09
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Re: Share your stories and experiences. [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#18839273 - 09/13/13 11:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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once I had planned to grow 10 kilos of mushies growin in a big pile of shit in my basement. I had sterilized the shit with Lysol, so no contams could get in. (I was a beginner)
So after a few weeks the shit was white and purple and fuzzy gray and puffy, but  I didn't really have the protective gear to remove it and I just closed the basement door.
Late one night I heard a thumping noise in the basement, so I said, fuck this, it's shitty nasty fluffy and dark, I am not going to check this out, so I tried to go back to sleep, but the thumping continued, and I needed to get to sleep so I crept down to the basement.
As I opened the door an overpowering odor filled my nostrils and I vomited a little in my mouth. I got to the bottom of the stairs and turned on the light, holy fuck it was batman,
he was doing this all over my shroom patch, squashing rotten dookie into every corner of my basement.
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