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Offlineparadoxical2020
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Share your stories and experiences.
    #18839217 - 09/13/13 10:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Tell me about your experiences, share your stories and fill us all in on your misadventures concerning mushroom cultivation/hunting, or ethnobotanicals in general. I don't care if it's your story, or something you heard. Let's just hear it. Tell us about close-calls with cops, mishaps whilst experimenting with chemicals, funny things that have happened to you whilst tripping, getting chased by local drug-dealers or what ever. Just tell me about it. Preference for funny stories.

For example: an elderly man, whom I've known for some years, heard some noises coming from his back-yard. When he goes out to investigate, he turns on the light to find a man hanging koala-style, in his large khat tree, pupils the size of dinner-plates, mouth stuffed with leaves.

Share.

P.S. Wasn't sure whether this belonged here in the Pub or in the Off-Topic Discussion forum. Feel free to move it around as you guys see fit.


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Re: Share your stories and experiences. [Re: paradoxical2020]
    #18839223 - 09/13/13 10:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Live by the mushroom, die by the mushroom
:mushroom2::rainbowdrink:
This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
:twirlyface:

If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all
Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible
Be happy
Be nice
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Re: Share your stories and experiences. [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #18839232 - 09/13/13 10:52 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: Share your stories and experiences. [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #18839239 - 09/13/13 10:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)



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    #18839242 - 09/13/13 10:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
Quote:

Shroomopotamus said:
:cop:



:nicesmile:





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*
Live by the mushroom, die by the mushroom
:mushroom2::rainbowdrink:
This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
:twirlyface:

If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all
Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible
Be happy
Be nice
(<3);}


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Re: Share your stories and experiences. [Re: paradoxical2020]
    #18839250 - 09/13/13 10:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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paradoxical2020 said:

For example: an elderly man, whom I've known for some years, heard some noises coming from his back-yard. When he goes out to investigate, he turns on the light to find a man hanging koala-style, in his large khat tree, pupils the size of dinner-plates, mouth stuffed with leaves.






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Re: Share your stories and experiences. [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #18839273 - 09/13/13 11:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

once I had planned to grow 10 kilos of mushies growin in a big pile of shit in my basement. I had sterilized the shit with Lysol, so no contams could get in. (I was a beginner)

So after a few weeks the shit was white and purple and fuzzy gray and puffy, but :mad2:
I didn't really have the protective gear to remove it and I just closed the basement door.

Late one night I heard a thumping noise in the basement, so I said, fuck this, it's shitty nasty fluffy and dark, I am not going to check this out, so I tried to go back to sleep, but the thumping continued, and I needed to get to sleep so I crept down to the basement.

As I opened the door an overpowering odor filled my nostrils and I vomited a little in my mouth. I got to the bottom of the stairs and turned on the light, holy fuck it was batman,

he was doing this  :prance:  all over my shroom patch, squashing rotten dookie into every corner of my basement.


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