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Offlineevileye001
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sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;)
    #18839163 - 09/13/13 10:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

lol its not as bad as it sounds. she is my gf of 5 years. but when i got home she was OUT COLD from drinking. im thinking it might be a fun night...

yes i have done it b4 when she was out on benzos and yes i told her the next day. she actually did it agen and told me to be rougher so she could see if she would wake up. i did, she woke up half way through and we finished. waking up half way to orgasm cant be a bad thing right?

so what should i do? hot girl passed out cold and pussy for the taking!

morally justifiable date rape...
:excellent:


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: evileye001] * 1
    #18839170 - 09/13/13 10:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I don't think I could fuck a passed out girl, even if I knew she was okay with it.. Would just be weird I think.


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: evileye001]
    #18839173 - 09/13/13 10:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

she wants it rougher? dshsb and go from there..

she will wake up eventually.


can i meet your girl?


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: rackem]
    #18839181 - 09/13/13 10:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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rackem said:
she wants it rougher? dshsb and go from there..

she will wake up eventually.


can i meet your girl?




no she is all mine lol


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: rackem]
    #18839183 - 09/13/13 10:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

whether you are right or whether you are wrong, your right.


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: evileye001]
    #18839185 - 09/13/13 10:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
I don't think I could fuck a passed out girl, even if I knew she was okay with it.. Would just be weird I think.




:wellthatsweird:


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: Into The Woods]
    #18839196 - 09/13/13 10:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Into The Woods said:
Quote:

Shroomslip said:
I don't think I could fuck a passed out girl, even if I knew she was okay with it.. Would just be weird I think.




:wellthatsweird:




i think its hot (since she is ok with it) u have to try and fuck her without waking her.

believe it or not u have to turn her on first when she is asleep or she will wake up easily. if its not wet yet u wasted 15 min for nothing.

when she wakes up trying to put it in she gets annoyed. but when things are wet and throbbing its far to much pleasure for her to say no even if she comes out of a dead sleep.

:dawerp:


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: Anahata]
    #18839249 - 09/13/13 10:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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whether you are right or whether you are wrong, your right.




Riiiiight....:awehigh:

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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: Anahata]
    #18839314 - 09/13/13 11:10 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anahata said:
whether you are right or whether you are wrong, your right.



:rofl2:

Idk that's fucking weird, but it's also kinda hot in a weird fucked up way. :shrug:
When you and your girl break up just send her my way :wink:


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: evileye001]
    #18839352 - 09/13/13 11:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Me and my ex used to do this.

I woke up from an etiozlam blackout with my ex on top of me, fucked up on heroin or roxys and etizolam. I blacked out earlier and woke up to that confused as fuck because I couldn't remember anything.

Good times.


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
    #18839358 - 09/13/13 11:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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AlmostAsCoolAs said:
Me and my ex used to do this.

I woke up from an etiozlam blackout with my ex on top of me, fucked up on heroin or roxys and etizolam. I blacked out earlier and woke up to that confused as fuck because I couldn't remember anything.

Good times.




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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: Sheekle]
    #18839370 - 09/13/13 11:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

leave a cucumber in her butt to wake up to.....:penis:


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: jboredone]
    #18839391 - 09/13/13 11:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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leave a cucumber in her butt to wake up to.....:penis:




LMFAO
:laugh2:

i think that will stop my fun date rape times. btw i decided not to tonight she had a hard day and needed her rest.

but damn i only get these opportunities once in a blue moon!
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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: evileye001]
    #18839421 - 09/13/13 11:40 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

evileye001 said:
lol its not as bad as it sounds. she is my gf of 5 years. but when i got home she was OUT COLD from drinking. im thinking it might be a fun night...

yes i have done it b4 when she was out on benzos and yes i told her the next day. she actually did it agen and told me to be rougher so she could see if she would wake up. i did, she woke up half way through and we finished. waking up half way to orgasm cant be a bad thing right?

so what should i do? hot girl passed out cold and pussy for the taking!

morally justifiable date rape...
:excellent:




pics

or

:callingbullshit:


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: current] * 1
    #18839447 - 09/13/13 11:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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current said:
Quote:

evileye001 said:
lol its not as bad as it sounds. she is my gf of 5 years. but when i got home she was OUT COLD from drinking. im thinking it might be a fun night...

yes i have done it b4 when she was out on benzos and yes i told her the next day. she actually did it agen and told me to be rougher so she could see if she would wake up. i did, she woke up half way through and we finished. waking up half way to orgasm cant be a bad thing right?

so what should i do? hot girl passed out cold and pussy for the taking!

morally justifiable date rape...
:excellent:




pics

or

:callingbullshit:




didnt even flinch with the flash

check older post. same room



im not :realtroll: here!!!


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: evileye001]
    #18839459 - 09/13/13 11:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

what the fuck is that on your wall!?

dude! draw a penis with it splooshing the word CURRENT into her mouth!


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: current]
    #18839471 - 09/13/13 11:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

He meant pics of the naked pussy, duh.


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: ganjfather] * 1
    #18839484 - 09/13/13 11:53 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

yuuup!

then again, that stain does kinda look like a vagina...


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: ganjfather]
    #18839486 - 09/13/13 11:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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ganjfather said:
He meant pics of the naked pussy, duh.



and the cucumber.....:awelol:


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: current] * 1
    #18839487 - 09/13/13 11:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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current said:
what the fuck is that on your wall!?

dude! draw a penis with it splooshing the word CURRENT into her mouth!






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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: evileye001]
    #18839491 - 09/13/13 11:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

fun times, fun times!


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Edited by evileye001 (09/13/13 11:58 PM)


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: evileye001]
    #18839509 - 09/13/13 11:59 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Are you sure your girlfriend isn't really a man? I mean look at the jaw.


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: ganjfather]
    #18839529 - 09/14/13 12:05 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

im happy


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: ganjfather]
    #18839533 - 09/14/13 12:05 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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ganjfather said:
Are you sure your girlfriend isn't really a man? I mean look at the jaw.






2010 senior class photo


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: evileye001] * 4
    #18839537 - 09/14/13 12:06 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

That is a pretty damn masculine jaw line.


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: evileye001]
    #18839539 - 09/14/13 12:07 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

does she make you look up at her while youre munchin down?


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: current] * 1
    #18839542 - 09/14/13 12:08 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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current said:
im happy




take that off ur avatar or i will hunt u find u kill u desolve u in acid and leave ur goop on ur parents front door.


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: evileye001]
    #18839547 - 09/14/13 12:09 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

let's play a game...


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: evileye001]
    #18839551 - 09/14/13 12:10 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

ill take it down if you draw a penis on your face splooshing the word current into your mouth.


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: evileye001]
    #18839552 - 09/14/13 12:10 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

evileye001 said:
Quote:

current said:
what the fuck is that on your wall!?

dude! draw a penis with it splooshing the word CURRENT into her mouth!








:creepylurker:  :seriousthumbsup:


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: memes]
    #18839554 - 09/14/13 12:11 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

memes said:
let's play a game...




oooh! i love games!


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: current] * 4
    #18839566 - 09/14/13 12:13 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

hahahahahahaha this poor girl is now an avatar.


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: memes]
    #18839573 - 09/14/13 12:15 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Put a tampon in her nose.


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: memes]
    #18839577 - 09/14/13 12:16 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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memes said:
hahahahahahaha this poor girl is now an avatar.




im still waiting on the game! got my frank from shameless shirt on and im ready to ROCK!


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
    #18839579 - 09/14/13 12:16 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

or your dick in her mouth?



just sayin :shrug:


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: memes]
    #18839587 - 09/14/13 12:18 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:threadmonitor:


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: current]
    #18839594 - 09/14/13 12:19 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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current said:

im still waiting on the game! got my frank from shameless shirt on and im ready to ROCK!



the game is see how far we can get OP to go  with the pics, duh.  its the internet, i thought the troll was inherent?


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: memes]
    #18839600 - 09/14/13 12:20 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

im sleepy...


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: memes]
    #18839605 - 09/14/13 12:21 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

wow my thread went all out of control.

bunch of guys :havesomesantorum:

i get to tap that... :feelingfab:


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: memes]
    #18839607 - 09/14/13 12:21 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Go OP go.


LOL'ed @ Current


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: unknown1123]
    #18839613 - 09/14/13 12:23 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
    #18839615 - 09/14/13 12:23 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

ha    this is silly    you better get that ink on your face


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: WhoManBeing]
    #18839616 - 09/14/13 12:23 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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ha    this is silly    you better get that ink on your face




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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: current] * 1
    #18839619 - 09/14/13 12:24 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

should've done your duty instead of create this fiasco


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: WhoManBeing]
    #18839626 - 09/14/13 12:26 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

control urself boys.

glimpse at what i get to fuck at the end of the day and bow in my name!

edit. (didnt get to see? to bad to slow.)

wow everclear is a strong liquor


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: evileye001]
    #18839627 - 09/14/13 12:27 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

is that a snickers bar shes hiding between her butt cheeks?


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: current]
    #18839635 - 09/14/13 12:29 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

^ dude, head to the bar eye'd join you being the loudest laughing idiot.


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: WhoManBeing]
    #18839641 - 09/14/13 12:31 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

huh?


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: current]
    #18839644 - 09/14/13 12:32 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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huh?




lol ur as stupid as u seem

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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: evileye001]
    #18839651 - 09/14/13 12:34 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

haha  better get that ink done or i bid keep the avatar    really whose the joke on?


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: WhoManBeing]
    #18839657 - 09/14/13 12:36 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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haha  better get that ink done or i bid keep the avatar    really whose the joke on?




cant get a pic from avatar bigger then a few pixels who cares lol!!

i get to tap that i win!


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: evileye001]
    #18839661 - 09/14/13 12:39 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

ain't tapping that now, could've been.  i mean, the avatar has a great story, but really...

thanks for the laughs.  OP, you got to get that picture request done for the justice of this thread


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    #18839676 - 09/14/13 12:47 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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ain't tapping that now, could've been.  i mean, the avatar has a great story, but really...

thanks for the laughs.  OP, you got to get that picture request done for the justice of this thread






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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: evileye001]
    #18839680 - 09/14/13 12:50 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

a deal is a deal

you also look like you should be chugging bottles of dxm


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: current]
    #18839684 - 09/14/13 12:53 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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a deal is a deal

you also look like you should be chugging bottles of dxm




dxm is AWESOME but use in moderation kids. we dont need liver failure.

says the guy drunk on everclear

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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: evileye001]
    #18839691 - 09/14/13 12:57 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

can't we get along.  a fun prank now turns to insulting.  age old tail. 

fellas, we must come to peace.


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: WhoManBeing]
    #18839695 - 09/14/13 01:00 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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can't we get along.  a fun prank now turns to insulting.  age old tail. 

fellas, we must come to peace.




so ture

:smug:

currents pissed cuz he is jacking off and i get to hit that. its cool thow

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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: evileye001]
    #18839700 - 09/14/13 01:03 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

for real it was a good prank good for u current. still it grinds my gears.

u dont post a mans girl as ur avatar...


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: evileye001]
    #18839705 - 09/14/13 01:08 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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hahahahahahaha this poor girl is now an avatar.



LOL!!! thats such a dick move, fucking hilarious though


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: Fuckspice]
    #18839737 - 09/14/13 01:15 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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what the fuck is that on your wall!?

dude! draw a penis with it splooshing the word CURRENT into her mouth!








:creepylurker:  :seriousthumbsup:




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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: current]
    #18839764 - 09/14/13 01:33 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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dude! draw a penis with it splooshing the word CURRENT into her mouth!



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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: volcomstoner]
    #18840252 - 09/14/13 07:29 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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hahahahahahaha this poor girl is now an avatar.



LOL!!! thats such a dick move, fucking hilarious though



OP should be careful who he appeases.  current's been around for 3 weeks.  i wouldn't appease someone so new with a customized picture including my sleeping girlfriend being e-jizzed on by a cartoon penis.  What if it becomes an avatar!

That being said, OP's only been around since feb, so he probably didnt play out taht contingency in his head


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: memes]
    #18840312 - 09/14/13 08:12 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Noobs bein noobs :shrug:
At least it's entertaining :sun:


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: volcomstoner]
    #18840336 - 09/14/13 08:29 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

This thread is dildos.


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: mukhail]
    #18841189 - 09/14/13 01:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

the avatar still sits.  this is psilly


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: WhoManBeing]
    #18841875 - 09/14/13 06:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

oh yeah, whoops, i forgots.

i may be a noob, but ive been a looong time lurker.

:wellhellothere:

oh, as far as the me jerking off comment. my chicks is amazing when it comes to face and body. if i didnt have respect for her and didnt hold any sort of net smarts, id be postin pics of her all day.


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: current]
    #18841884 - 09/14/13 06:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

This thread has made me  :lolsy:


But OP, I would never have posted that pic with current's name on it. I would have made it my avatar too


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #18841898 - 09/14/13 06:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I was reading this thread last night while tripping nicely on some incredible LSD, and it had me convulsing with laughter in my bed. I haven't laughed like that in a long time, and boy did I need it. So thanks for that. :thumbup:


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:douchewink:


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: current]
    #18841951 - 09/14/13 06:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Meh I find her to be very average looking, but I also missed the boat on the 2010 senior photo.

Also great thread, definitely hilarious! Hope your girlfriend doesn't know you have a shroomery account. She might get curious and start stalking your posts. Soon enough she will become a member herself and probably start posting pics of herself nekkid for all to see after learning about what you have done.
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    #18841964 - 09/14/13 06:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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OP all that gross yellowing on your walls better be a mural of dried horribly aimed ejaculations


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    #18842051 - 09/14/13 06:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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OP all that gross yellowing on your walls better be a mural of dried horribly aimed ejaculations



:rofl2:
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    #18842059 - 09/14/13 06:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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OP all that gross yellowing on your walls better be a mural of dried horribly aimed ejaculations



:rofl2:
...this whole thread!:thumbup:



lol one day show this to her


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    #18842106 - 09/14/13 07:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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OP all that gross yellowing on your walls better be a mural of dried horribly aimed ejaculations



:rofl2:
...this whole thread!:thumbup:



lol one day show this to her




Excellent idea!!!  :wink:


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    #18842335 - 09/14/13 08:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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OP all that gross yellowing on your walls better be a mural of dried horribly aimed ejaculations



:rofl2:
...this whole thread!:thumbup:



lol one day show this to her






Is it just me or does it look like these people live in a crack house??

Shit is straight nasty man. Be a man and clean up your shit hole of a room. You probably need to clean your whole place if where you sleep looks like that.

I'd be ashamed to take someone back to my room and it looked like that


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: unknown1123]
    #18842384 - 09/14/13 08:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I've never seen a crack house that clean.. I've only seen one though. There also wasn't sheets or anything on the beds, just a mattress in the corner and an extension cord coming through the window from the neighbors to power the stove and a lamp..


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: Shroomslip]
    #18842404 - 09/14/13 08:40 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I've never been in one, just am imagining it would look something like OP's room :shrug:


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: unknown1123]
    #18842566 - 09/14/13 09:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

house is fine; DSHSB


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: Hajnal]
    #18842674 - 09/14/13 10:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:awewtf:  that pillow she is cuddling up to :scat:

wtf? Did you run out of kleenex or something


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    #18842840 - 09/14/13 11:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Im just guessing op just lost his virginity or just got his first girl in a long ass time or ever, and is very proud.


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    #18842947 - 09/14/13 11:52 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Im just guessing op just lost his virginity or just got his first girl in a long ass time or ever, and is very proud.




:loldongs:
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This is OP - :gameover:


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: NewWavePeace]
    #18843016 - 09/15/13 12:20 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I concur. That room is way nasty  :eek:


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #18843045 - 09/15/13 12:34 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

so i had one spot on my wall.

i had huge spot that got knocked in cuz of my thin ass sheat rock. tried to patch with old ass puddy and didnt work to well and repatched with new puddy thats why threre is wight to yellow to black. (black is tape i used to give puddy foundation.

i really need to repatch that.


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: evileye001]
    #18843054 - 09/15/13 12:38 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

You should  :pedropussy: her and post pics


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    #18843059 - 09/15/13 12:40 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Its not even the spot. Its the shabby white/brown walls that look made of cardboard. Its the filthy pillow and stained sheet...I could go on.


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #18843073 - 09/15/13 12:47 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

oh im sorry i would love to see pics of ur house.

other wise.

STFU!

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    #18843099 - 09/15/13 01:05 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Sure here it is:



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    #18843129 - 09/15/13 01:27 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Sure here it is:






wow ur house has six stories. nice hotel.

to bad u dont have a house.

love the furnace heater btw

must be nice to just call someone and bitch when ur shower breaks down.

what is it 1 room 1 bath?

dont be to loud ur neighbor might hear since there one wall away.

oh and theres no girl in ur pic...

with the buddha statue i didnt think u would be such a dick.


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: evileye001]
    #18843490 - 09/15/13 06:26 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Haha its called an apartment. They are pretty common here.
It has three main rooms and two balconies. I like living higher up as our entire country is basically below see level.

I dont know what a furnace heater is, we call that a radiator  :shrug:


Its my daughters stuffed buddha...


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #18843499 - 09/15/13 06:41 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

you guys should stop insulting each other for no reason.

:shrug:









seems silly.


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    #18843675 - 09/15/13 08:24 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Sure here it is:






wow ur house has six stories. nice hotel.

to bad u dont have a house.

love the furnace heater btw

must be nice to just call someone and bitch when ur shower breaks down.

what is it 1 room 1 bath?

dont be to loud ur neighbor might hear since there one wall away.

oh and theres no girl in ur pic...

with the buddha statue i didnt think u would be such a dick.



Ah, very insightful. You must be unaware how housing arrangements differ regionally and internationally. Better stick to Shitsville, Pennsylvania.


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    #18844754 - 09/15/13 02:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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I've never seen a crack house that clean.. I've only seen one though. There also wasn't sheets or anything on the beds, just a mattress in the corner and an extension cord coming through the window from the neighbors to power the stove and a lamp..




you would've dug my room.  chess board set up on the table.  vinyl playing pink floyd.  calvin and hobbes best of sunday funnies selected by the author wall papered as a strip across the wall.  organ there for the hold of the puff and the smoke signal note score floating off the menthol cigarette orchestrating the music of all sorts of sorts.  really was something for a good moment.


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    #18853704 - 09/17/13 02:12 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Meh I find her to be very average looking, but I also missed the boat on the 2010 senior photo.

Also great thread, definitely hilarious! Hope your girlfriend doesn't know you have a shroomery account. She might get curious and start stalking your posts. Soon enough she will become a member herself and probably start posting pics of herself nekkid for all to see after learning about what you have done.
:nicesmile:





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Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: fee]
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