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OfflineNewWavePeace
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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: Chowder963]
    #18842947 - 09/14/13 11:52 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Chowder963 said:
Im just guessing op just lost his virginity or just got his first girl in a long ass time or ever, and is very proud.




:loldongs:
Definitely the latter.

This is OP - :gameover:


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: NewWavePeace]
    #18843016 - 09/15/13 12:20 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I concur. That room is way nasty  :eek:


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #18843045 - 09/15/13 12:34 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

so i had one spot on my wall.

i had huge spot that got knocked in cuz of my thin ass sheat rock. tried to patch with old ass puddy and didnt work to well and repatched with new puddy thats why threre is wight to yellow to black. (black is tape i used to give puddy foundation.

i really need to repatch that.


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: evileye001]
    #18843054 - 09/15/13 12:38 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

You should  :pedropussy: her and post pics


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: evileye001]
    #18843059 - 09/15/13 12:40 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Its not even the spot. Its the shabby white/brown walls that look made of cardboard. Its the filthy pillow and stained sheet...I could go on.


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #18843073 - 09/15/13 12:47 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

oh im sorry i would love to see pics of ur house.

other wise.

STFU!

:seriousamanita:


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: evileye001] * 1
    #18843099 - 09/15/13 01:05 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Sure here it is:



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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #18843129 - 09/15/13 01:27 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Tripsurfer said:
Sure here it is:






wow ur house has six stories. nice hotel.

to bad u dont have a house.

love the furnace heater btw

must be nice to just call someone and bitch when ur shower breaks down.

what is it 1 room 1 bath?

dont be to loud ur neighbor might hear since there one wall away.

oh and theres no girl in ur pic...

with the buddha statue i didnt think u would be such a dick.


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Edited by evileye001 (09/15/13 01:39 AM)


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: evileye001]
    #18843490 - 09/15/13 06:26 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Haha its called an apartment. They are pretty common here.
It has three main rooms and two balconies. I like living higher up as our entire country is basically below see level.

I dont know what a furnace heater is, we call that a radiator  :shrug:


Its my daughters stuffed buddha...


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #18843499 - 09/15/13 06:41 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

you guys should stop insulting each other for no reason.

:shrug:









seems silly.


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: evileye001]
    #18843675 - 09/15/13 08:24 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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evileye001 said:
Quote:

Tripsurfer said:
Sure here it is:






wow ur house has six stories. nice hotel.

to bad u dont have a house.

love the furnace heater btw

must be nice to just call someone and bitch when ur shower breaks down.

what is it 1 room 1 bath?

dont be to loud ur neighbor might hear since there one wall away.

oh and theres no girl in ur pic...

with the buddha statue i didnt think u would be such a dick.



Ah, very insightful. You must be unaware how housing arrangements differ regionally and internationally. Better stick to Shitsville, Pennsylvania.


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: Shroomslip]
    #18844754 - 09/15/13 02:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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I've never seen a crack house that clean.. I've only seen one though. There also wasn't sheets or anything on the beds, just a mattress in the corner and an extension cord coming through the window from the neighbors to power the stove and a lamp..




you would've dug my room.  chess board set up on the table.  vinyl playing pink floyd.  calvin and hobbes best of sunday funnies selected by the author wall papered as a strip across the wall.  organ there for the hold of the puff and the smoke signal note score floating off the menthol cigarette orchestrating the music of all sorts of sorts.  really was something for a good moment.


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: Anonamoose] * 1
    #18853704 - 09/17/13 02:12 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Anonamoose said:
Meh I find her to be very average looking, but I also missed the boat on the 2010 senior photo.

Also great thread, definitely hilarious! Hope your girlfriend doesn't know you have a shroomery account. She might get curious and start stalking your posts. Soon enough she will become a member herself and probably start posting pics of herself nekkid for all to see after learning about what you have done.
:nicesmile:





Hahahaha you know this from experience.


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btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
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I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: fee]
    #18853743 - 09/17/13 02:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:lol:


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