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Offlinemellowparty
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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: current]
    #18839764 - 09/14/13 01:33 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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current said:
dude! draw a penis with it splooshing the word CURRENT into her mouth!



:underage:


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Invisiblememes
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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: volcomstoner]
    #18840252 - 09/14/13 07:29 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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hahahahahahaha this poor girl is now an avatar.



LOL!!! thats such a dick move, fucking hilarious though



OP should be careful who he appeases.  current's been around for 3 weeks.  i wouldn't appease someone so new with a customized picture including my sleeping girlfriend being e-jizzed on by a cartoon penis.  What if it becomes an avatar!

That being said, OP's only been around since feb, so he probably didnt play out taht contingency in his head


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Invisiblevolcomstoner
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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: memes]
    #18840312 - 09/14/13 08:12 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Noobs bein noobs :shrug:
At least it's entertaining :sun:


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Offlinemukhail
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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: volcomstoner]
    #18840336 - 09/14/13 08:29 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

This thread is dildos.


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OfflineWhoManBeing
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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: mukhail]
    #18841189 - 09/14/13 01:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

the avatar still sits.  this is psilly


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Offlinecurrent
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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: WhoManBeing]
    #18841875 - 09/14/13 06:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

oh yeah, whoops, i forgots.

i may be a noob, but ive been a looong time lurker.

:wellhellothere:

oh, as far as the me jerking off comment. my chicks is amazing when it comes to face and body. if i didnt have respect for her and didnt hold any sort of net smarts, id be postin pics of her all day.


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: current]
    #18841884 - 09/14/13 06:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

This thread has made me  :lolsy:


But OP, I would never have posted that pic with current's name on it. I would have made it my avatar too


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #18841898 - 09/14/13 06:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I was reading this thread last night while tripping nicely on some incredible LSD, and it had me convulsing with laughter in my bed. I haven't laughed like that in a long time, and boy did I need it. So thanks for that. :thumbup:


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Offlinecurrent
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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: Dark_Star]
    #18841903 - 09/14/13 06:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:douchewink:


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InvisibleAnonamoose
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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: current]
    #18841951 - 09/14/13 06:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Meh I find her to be very average looking, but I also missed the boat on the 2010 senior photo.

Also great thread, definitely hilarious! Hope your girlfriend doesn't know you have a shroomery account. She might get curious and start stalking your posts. Soon enough she will become a member herself and probably start posting pics of herself nekkid for all to see after learning about what you have done.
:nicesmile:


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: evileye001]
    #18841964 - 09/14/13 06:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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OP all that gross yellowing on your walls better be a mural of dried horribly aimed ejaculations


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OfflineShadeOfDeepPurple
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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: Nimpo]
    #18842051 - 09/14/13 06:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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OP all that gross yellowing on your walls better be a mural of dried horribly aimed ejaculations



:rofl2:
...this whole thread!:thumbup:


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OfflineFuckspice
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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: ShadeOfDeepPurple]
    #18842059 - 09/14/13 06:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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OP all that gross yellowing on your walls better be a mural of dried horribly aimed ejaculations



:rofl2:
...this whole thread!:thumbup:



lol one day show this to her


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InvisibleAnonamoose
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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: Fuckspice]
    #18842106 - 09/14/13 07:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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OP all that gross yellowing on your walls better be a mural of dried horribly aimed ejaculations



:rofl2:
...this whole thread!:thumbup:



lol one day show this to her




Excellent idea!!!  :wink:


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: Anonamoose]
    #18842335 - 09/14/13 08:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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OP all that gross yellowing on your walls better be a mural of dried horribly aimed ejaculations



:rofl2:
...this whole thread!:thumbup:



lol one day show this to her






Is it just me or does it look like these people live in a crack house??

Shit is straight nasty man. Be a man and clean up your shit hole of a room. You probably need to clean your whole place if where you sleep looks like that.

I'd be ashamed to take someone back to my room and it looked like that


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OfflineShroomslip
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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: unknown1123]
    #18842384 - 09/14/13 08:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I've never seen a crack house that clean.. I've only seen one though. There also wasn't sheets or anything on the beds, just a mattress in the corner and an extension cord coming through the window from the neighbors to power the stove and a lamp..


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Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: Shroomslip]
    #18842404 - 09/14/13 08:40 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I've never been in one, just am imagining it would look something like OP's room :shrug:


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: unknown1123]
    #18842566 - 09/14/13 09:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

house is fine; DSHSB


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: Hajnal]
    #18842674 - 09/14/13 10:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:awewtf:  that pillow she is cuddling up to :scat:

wtf? Did you run out of kleenex or something


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: Roflspammer]
    #18842840 - 09/14/13 11:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Im just guessing op just lost his virginity or just got his first girl in a long ass time or ever, and is very proud.


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