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Offlineevileye001
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sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;)
    #18839163 - 09/13/13 10:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

lol its not as bad as it sounds. she is my gf of 5 years. but when i got home she was OUT COLD from drinking. im thinking it might be a fun night...

yes i have done it b4 when she was out on benzos and yes i told her the next day. she actually did it agen and told me to be rougher so she could see if she would wake up. i did, she woke up half way through and we finished. waking up half way to orgasm cant be a bad thing right?

so what should i do? hot girl passed out cold and pussy for the taking!

morally justifiable date rape...
:excellent:


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: evileye001] * 1
    #18839170 - 09/13/13 10:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I don't think I could fuck a passed out girl, even if I knew she was okay with it.. Would just be weird I think.


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: evileye001]
    #18839173 - 09/13/13 10:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

she wants it rougher? dshsb and go from there..

she will wake up eventually.


can i meet your girl?


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: rackem]
    #18839181 - 09/13/13 10:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

rackem said:
she wants it rougher? dshsb and go from there..

she will wake up eventually.


can i meet your girl?




no she is all mine lol


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: rackem]
    #18839183 - 09/13/13 10:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

whether you are right or whether you are wrong, your right.


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: evileye001]
    #18839185 - 09/13/13 10:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
I don't think I could fuck a passed out girl, even if I knew she was okay with it.. Would just be weird I think.




:wellthatsweird:


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: Into The Woods]
    #18839196 - 09/13/13 10:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Into The Woods said:
Quote:

Shroomslip said:
I don't think I could fuck a passed out girl, even if I knew she was okay with it.. Would just be weird I think.




:wellthatsweird:




i think its hot (since she is ok with it) u have to try and fuck her without waking her.

believe it or not u have to turn her on first when she is asleep or she will wake up easily. if its not wet yet u wasted 15 min for nothing.

when she wakes up trying to put it in she gets annoyed. but when things are wet and throbbing its far to much pleasure for her to say no even if she comes out of a dead sleep.

:dawerp:


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: Anahata]
    #18839249 - 09/13/13 10:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Anahata said:
whether you are right or whether you are wrong, your right.




Riiiiight....:awehigh:

:lol: "can you run at through for me one time again?"


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: Anahata]
    #18839314 - 09/13/13 11:10 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anahata said:
whether you are right or whether you are wrong, your right.



:rofl2:

Idk that's fucking weird, but it's also kinda hot in a weird fucked up way. :shrug:
When you and your girl break up just send her my way :wink:


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: evileye001]
    #18839352 - 09/13/13 11:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Me and my ex used to do this.

I woke up from an etiozlam blackout with my ex on top of me, fucked up on heroin or roxys and etizolam. I blacked out earlier and woke up to that confused as fuck because I couldn't remember anything.

Good times.


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
    #18839358 - 09/13/13 11:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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AlmostAsCoolAs said:
Me and my ex used to do this.

I woke up from an etiozlam blackout with my ex on top of me, fucked up on heroin or roxys and etizolam. I blacked out earlier and woke up to that confused as fuck because I couldn't remember anything.

Good times.




lol


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: Sheekle]
    #18839370 - 09/13/13 11:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

leave a cucumber in her butt to wake up to.....:penis:


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: jboredone]
    #18839391 - 09/13/13 11:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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jboredone said:
leave a cucumber in her butt to wake up to.....:penis:




LMFAO
:laugh2:

i think that will stop my fun date rape times. btw i decided not to tonight she had a hard day and needed her rest.

but damn i only get these opportunities once in a blue moon!
:hmm:


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: evileye001]
    #18839421 - 09/13/13 11:40 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

evileye001 said:
lol its not as bad as it sounds. she is my gf of 5 years. but when i got home she was OUT COLD from drinking. im thinking it might be a fun night...

yes i have done it b4 when she was out on benzos and yes i told her the next day. she actually did it agen and told me to be rougher so she could see if she would wake up. i did, she woke up half way through and we finished. waking up half way to orgasm cant be a bad thing right?

so what should i do? hot girl passed out cold and pussy for the taking!

morally justifiable date rape...
:excellent:




pics

or

:callingbullshit:


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: current] * 1
    #18839447 - 09/13/13 11:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

current said:
Quote:

evileye001 said:
lol its not as bad as it sounds. she is my gf of 5 years. but when i got home she was OUT COLD from drinking. im thinking it might be a fun night...

yes i have done it b4 when she was out on benzos and yes i told her the next day. she actually did it agen and told me to be rougher so she could see if she would wake up. i did, she woke up half way through and we finished. waking up half way to orgasm cant be a bad thing right?

so what should i do? hot girl passed out cold and pussy for the taking!

morally justifiable date rape...
:excellent:




pics

or

:callingbullshit:




didnt even flinch with the flash

check older post. same room



im not :realtroll: here!!!


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: evileye001]
    #18839459 - 09/13/13 11:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

what the fuck is that on your wall!?

dude! draw a penis with it splooshing the word CURRENT into her mouth!


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: current]
    #18839471 - 09/13/13 11:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

He meant pics of the naked pussy, duh.


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: ganjfather] * 1
    #18839484 - 09/13/13 11:53 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

yuuup!

then again, that stain does kinda look like a vagina...


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: ganjfather]
    #18839486 - 09/13/13 11:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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ganjfather said:
He meant pics of the naked pussy, duh.



and the cucumber.....:awelol:


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Re: sexy girl passed out drunk on my bed. a fun night? ;) [Re: current] * 1
    #18839487 - 09/13/13 11:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

current said:
what the fuck is that on your wall!?

dude! draw a penis with it splooshing the word CURRENT into her mouth!






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