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Offlinehorusiscalling
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Does Anyone Want to Have Phone Sex with Me?
    #18838878 - 09/13/13 09:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

i'm horny and bored.


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Invisiblememes
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Re: Does Anyone Want to Have Phone Sex with Me? [Re: horusiscalling] * 2
    #18838882 - 09/13/13 09:19 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I put on my robe and wizard hat


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Invisiblesomething super extreme
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Re: Does Anyone Want to Have Phone Sex with Me? [Re: horusiscalling] * 7
    #18838884 - 09/13/13 09:19 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

You said you're at least thirty pounds overweight in another thread.
I doubt I could even maintain an erection imagining your rolls glistening with sweat.


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Re: Does Anyone Want to Have Phone Sex with Me? [Re: memes]
    #18838890 - 09/13/13 09:19 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

i take out my wizard staff


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Re: Does Anyone Want to Have Phone Sex with Me? [Re: horusiscalling] * 1
    #18838892 - 09/13/13 09:20 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

solid thread :thumbup:


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Re: Does Anyone Want to Have Phone Sex with Me? [Re: something super extreme] * 1
    #18838893 - 09/13/13 09:20 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:prettyflyforawhiteguy:
:whacker:
:superkitty:
:highfive:
:mushroom2::mushroom2::mushroom2::mushroom2::mushroom2:


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Re: Does Anyone Want to Have Phone Sex with Me? [Re: memes]
    #18838895 - 09/13/13 09:20 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)



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Offlinegunzoid
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Re: Does Anyone Want to Have Phone Sex with Me? [Re: SnowDaze]
    #18838897 - 09/13/13 09:21 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

What a whooooooore


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Re: Does Anyone Want to Have Phone Sex with Me? [Re: horusiscalling]
    #18838900 - 09/13/13 09:21 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah my number is 5431 offblast



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Re: Does Anyone Want to Have Phone Sex with Me? [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #18838903 - 09/13/13 09:21 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

09/13/13 11:20 PM (12 seconds ago)
09/13/13 11:20 PM (12 seconds ago)

:thatsinteresting:


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16


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Re: Does Anyone Want to Have Phone Sex with Me? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18838905 - 09/13/13 09:22 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

i just spelunked my junk all over my computer


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Live by the mushroom, die by the mushroom
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This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
:twirlyface:

If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all
Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible
Be happy
Be nice
(<3);}


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InvisibleSheekle
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Re: Does Anyone Want to Have Phone Sex with Me? [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #18838910 - 09/13/13 09:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

8================


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16


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Invisiblemr sniffles
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Re: Does Anyone Want to Have Phone Sex with Me? [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #18838914 - 09/13/13 09:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

lol


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Offlinehorusiscalling
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Re: Does Anyone Want to Have Phone Sex with Me? [Re: something super extreme]
    #18838917 - 09/13/13 09:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

sVs said:
You said you're at least thirty pounds overweight in another thread.
I doubt I could even maintain an erection imagining your rolls glistening with sweat.



Funny story: I lost the weight from taking the adderall.
Funnier story: i'm not even a girl.


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InvisibleSheekle
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Re: Does Anyone Want to Have Phone Sex with Me? [Re: horusiscalling]
    #18838922 - 09/13/13 09:24 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

horusiscalling said:
Funnier story: i'm not even a girl.



:laugh2: oh man that is a funnier story


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16


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Re: Does Anyone Want to Have Phone Sex with Me? [Re: horusiscalling]
    #18838923 - 09/13/13 09:24 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

horusiscalling said:
Quote:

sVs said:
You said you're at least thirty pounds overweight in another thread.
I doubt I could even maintain an erection imagining your rolls glistening with sweat.



Funny story: I lost the weight from taking the adderall.
Funnier story: i'm not even a girl.



round two
WHACK
:whacker:


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Live by the mushroom, die by the mushroom
:mushroom2::rainbowdrink:
This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
:twirlyface:

If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all
Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible
Be happy
Be nice
(<3);}


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OfflineSnowDaze
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Re: Does Anyone Want to Have Phone Sex with Me? [Re: horusiscalling]
    #18838924 - 09/13/13 09:24 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

are you into docking?


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Invisiblesomething super extreme
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Re: Does Anyone Want to Have Phone Sex with Me? [Re: horusiscalling]
    #18838925 - 09/13/13 09:24 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I don't recall saying or implying that you were.


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Offlinehorusiscalling
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Re: Does Anyone Want to Have Phone Sex with Me? [Re: something super extreme]
    #18838933 - 09/13/13 09:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

sVs said:
I don't recall saying or implying that you were.



its in my profile description.

:trolldance:


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Re: Does Anyone Want to Have Phone Sex with Me? [Re: horusiscalling] * 1
    #18838938 - 09/13/13 09:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Beat off and close this thread please.


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