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horusiscalling
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Does Anyone Want to Have Phone Sex with Me?
#18838878 - 09/13/13 09:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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i'm horny and bored.
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memes
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Re: Does Anyone Want to Have Phone Sex with Me? [Re: horusiscalling] 2
#18838882 - 09/13/13 09:19 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I put on my robe and wizard hat
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something super extreme
NIGGA YOU A FUCK NIGGA!


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Re: Does Anyone Want to Have Phone Sex with Me? [Re: horusiscalling] 7
#18838884 - 09/13/13 09:19 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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You said you're at least thirty pounds overweight in another thread. I doubt I could even maintain an erection imagining your rolls glistening with sweat.
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SnowDaze
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Re: Does Anyone Want to Have Phone Sex with Me? [Re: memes]
#18838890 - 09/13/13 09:19 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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i take out my wizard staff
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Sheekle
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Re: Does Anyone Want to Have Phone Sex with Me? [Re: horusiscalling] 1
#18838892 - 09/13/13 09:20 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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solid thread
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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    This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible Be happy Be nice (<3);}
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memes
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Re: Does Anyone Want to Have Phone Sex with Me? [Re: memes]
#18838895 - 09/13/13 09:20 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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gunzoid
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Re: Does Anyone Want to Have Phone Sex with Me? [Re: SnowDaze]
#18838897 - 09/13/13 09:21 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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What a whooooooore
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ReginaldPMcpoop
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Re: Does Anyone Want to Have Phone Sex with Me? [Re: horusiscalling]
#18838900 - 09/13/13 09:21 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yeah my number is 5431 offblast
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Sheekle
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Re: Does Anyone Want to Have Phone Sex with Me? [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#18838903 - 09/13/13 09:21 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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09/13/13 11:20 PM (12 seconds ago) 09/13/13 11:20 PM (12 seconds ago)
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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Shroomopotamus
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Re: Does Anyone Want to Have Phone Sex with Me? [Re: Sheekle]
#18838905 - 09/13/13 09:22 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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i just spelunked my junk all over my computer
-------------------- * Live by the mushroom, die by the mushroom
    This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible Be happy Be nice (<3);}
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Sheekle
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Re: Does Anyone Want to Have Phone Sex with Me? [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#18838910 - 09/13/13 09:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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Re: Does Anyone Want to Have Phone Sex with Me? [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#18838914 - 09/13/13 09:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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lol
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horusiscalling
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Quote:
sVs said: You said you're at least thirty pounds overweight in another thread. I doubt I could even maintain an erection imagining your rolls glistening with sweat.
Funny story: I lost the weight from taking the adderall. Funnier story: i'm not even a girl.
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Sheekle
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Re: Does Anyone Want to Have Phone Sex with Me? [Re: horusiscalling]
#18838922 - 09/13/13 09:24 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
horusiscalling said: Funnier story: i'm not even a girl.
oh man that is a funnier story
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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Shroomopotamus
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Re: Does Anyone Want to Have Phone Sex with Me? [Re: horusiscalling]
#18838923 - 09/13/13 09:24 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
horusiscalling said:
Quote:
sVs said: You said you're at least thirty pounds overweight in another thread. I doubt I could even maintain an erection imagining your rolls glistening with sweat.
Funny story: I lost the weight from taking the adderall. Funnier story: i'm not even a girl.
round two WHACK
-------------------- * Live by the mushroom, die by the mushroom
    This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible Be happy Be nice (<3);}
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SnowDaze
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Re: Does Anyone Want to Have Phone Sex with Me? [Re: horusiscalling]
#18838924 - 09/13/13 09:24 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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are you into docking?
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something super extreme
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Re: Does Anyone Want to Have Phone Sex with Me? [Re: horusiscalling]
#18838925 - 09/13/13 09:24 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I don't recall saying or implying that you were.
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horusiscalling
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Quote:
sVs said: I don't recall saying or implying that you were.
its in my profile description.
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Re: Does Anyone Want to Have Phone Sex with Me? [Re: horusiscalling] 1
#18838938 - 09/13/13 09:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Beat off and close this thread please.
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