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I have just found the proof for the existence of god 1
#18836964 - 09/13/13 01:19 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Peanut butter honey popcorn!

Here you find the recipe.
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Re: I have just found the proof for the existence of god [Re: Lord_McLovin]
#18836980 - 09/13/13 01:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Whatever. This is why we have Popcorn Indiana.
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Re: I have just found the proof for the existence of god [Re: Lord_McLovin]
#18836993 - 09/13/13 01:28 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Lord_McLovin said: Peanut butter honey popcorn!

Here you find the recipe.

Peanut butter honey popcorn is a man-made product. Recipes for it started popping up (pun!) in the early 2000's. It is very simple, no God required. Seriously, you religious nuts are starting to get REALLY lazy with your arguments. 
A common recipe follows:
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1/2 cup Popcorn Kernels
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 cup Sugar
1 cup Honey
1 cup Creamy peanut butter
1 teaspoon vanilla
1 cup peanuts (roasted, salted)
Pre-heat oven to 200 F. Line 2 baking sheets with wax paper, set aside.
Pop the popcorn kernels in air popper. Place in a large oven proof bowl, sprinkle with salt and set in oven to keep warm.
In a medium saucepan, mix sugar and honey. Over medium heat, bring mixture to a boil. Once it starts to boil, set timer for 3 minutes and continue to stir as mixture bubbles. After 3 minutes, remove pot from heat. Add peanut butter and stir until melted and the mixture is smooth. Stir in vanilla.
Remove warm bowl of popcorn from oven. Pour peanut butter syrup over the popped corn and mix well until all the popcorn is coated. Add peanuts, if desired.
Spread the Peanut Butter and Honey Popcorn on two waxed paper-lined baking sheets to cool. Once cool, eat and enjoy!
Edited by Schmendrick (09/13/13 01:30 PM)
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Re: I have just found the proof for the existence of god [Re: Schmendrick]
#18836998 - 09/13/13 01:31 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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had it before. schwas delicious
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Re: I have just found the proof for the existence of god [Re: Schmendrick]
#18837008 - 09/13/13 01:34 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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yea, but where do you think the inspiration for that originally recipe came from?
any person who has any amount of sense knows that it began as a revelation from god unto man--and has been passed down through the years by the process of transmission--that's why all the recipes are the same! because it's not a human product but the word of god
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Re: I have just found the proof for the existence of god [Re: shivas.wisdom]
#18837019 - 09/13/13 01:37 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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shivas.wisdom said: yea, but where do you think the inspiration for that originally recipe came from?
any person who has any amount of sense knows that it began as a revelation from god unto man--and has been passed down through the years by the process of transmission--that's why all the recipes are the same! because it's not a human product but the word of god
Why did God determine that ~2002 was the proper time to pass down this particular revelation? Why were all generations previously denied this most exquisite ambrosia? Was humanity just not ready for this knowledge yet?
Edited by Schmendrick (09/13/13 01:38 PM)
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Re: I have just found the proof for the existence of god [Re: Schmendrick] 6
#18837027 - 09/13/13 01:39 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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the lord works in mysterious ways
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Re: I have just found the proof for the existence of god [Re: shivas.wisdom] 1
#18837035 - 09/13/13 01:41 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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shivas.wisdom said: the lard works in mysterious ways
The recipe does not contain lard. Only peanut oil.
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Lord_McLovin
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Re: I have just found the proof for the existence of god [Re: Schmendrick] 2
#18837127 - 09/13/13 02:10 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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How dare you guys questioning it. I am a man of science, of course I put everything under experimental scrutiny.

It is beyond all man. 
EDIT: Oh, and of course:
Edited by Lord_McLovin (09/13/13 02:11 PM)
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Re: I have just found the proof for the existence of god [Re: Lord_McLovin]
#18837682 - 09/13/13 04:41 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Well, I was expecting a little more fame and gratitude for my discovery.
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Re: I have just found the proof for the existence of god [Re: Lord_McLovin]
#18837695 - 09/13/13 04:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm not a big popcorny fella these days, but I'll probably end up trying this out.
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Re: I have just found the proof for the existence of god [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#18837727 - 09/13/13 04:54 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Shroomopotamus said: I'm not a big popcorny fella these days, but I'll probably end up trying this out.

The only popcorn I ever really eat is that smartfood white chedder or kettle corn but this stuff looks luxurious
also more proof of god 
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