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Offlinemellowparty
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My buddy wants to become a narc
    #18835197 - 09/13/13 12:28 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I've known this guy since we were little and he's always been ok to hangout with but retarded in a way that you can tap into for entertainment. Anyway he got out of school recently with pretty worthless grades I mean him and a career that requires any form of academic effort is not a realistic possibility.

Now he wants to become cop cause I think he realizes he's dumb and knows cops are generally dumb. So as I said retarded, has some basic set of street skills and is willing to snitch on dealers on he doesn't like.

Its extremely unlikely that his hypocrisy will lead to a crisis of consciousness but I shouldn't be encouraging someone to do what they want if said thing is just plain wrong right?


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Re: My buddy wants to become a narc [Re: mellowparty] * 14
    #18835235 - 09/13/13 12:36 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Why do you hang out with such douchers??


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Re: My buddy wants to become a narc [Re: MystiqueMushroom] * 5
    #18835248 - 09/13/13 12:40 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

You should save his life by killing him now.


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Offlinemellowparty
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Re: My buddy wants to become a narc [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #18835278 - 09/13/13 12:50 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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MystiqueMushroom said:
Why do you hang out with such douchers??



Guess I'm that bored but he's like the only person that I know of thats still here.


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Re: My buddy wants to become a narc [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #18835281 - 09/13/13 12:51 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Well if you want him to move out of his moms house and you do drugs better throw him a farewell party.


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Re: My buddy wants to become a narc [Re: Konyap]
    #18835296 - 09/13/13 12:56 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

He's going to narc on you, bro.
You'd better kill him.

:chong:


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: My buddy wants to become a narc [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #18835304 - 09/13/13 01:01 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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MystiqueMushroom said:
Why do you hang out with such douchers??



my first thought.

but then i think i already know the answer.

he is a person. we all influence each other in one way or another...

most of us are dick-fuck-assholes without a point of reference.

so the question really becomes... why do you allow this shit, Mellow? why aren't you influencing the people around you to not have such heavy hearts over matters of their own personal stupendous?


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Offlinemellowparty
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Re: My buddy wants to become a narc [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18835325 - 09/13/13 01:09 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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akira_akuma said:
so the question really becomes... why do you allow this shit, Mellow? why aren't you influencing the people around you to not have such heavy hearts over matters of their own personal stupendous?



If I discourage him too much he'll end up homeless and die from homelessness

I told him the narc idea is gay and he'd end up getting shot but he has the right to work in the direction of getting shot. Its a basic human right :lol:


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Re: My buddy wants to become a narc [Re: mellowparty]
    #18835345 - 09/13/13 01:18 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I lol'd. Is he going in to be an actual narcotics officer or just a CI?


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Re: My buddy wants to become a narc [Re: mellowparty]
    #18835346 - 09/13/13 01:18 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

LOL, damn. sounds rough. rough stuff. :lol:

tell him to do a lot of shrooms and find himself. maybe he'll change? :yesnod:


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Re: My buddy wants to become a narc [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18835356 - 09/13/13 01:21 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

all drugs are bzad bperiod; frmo methamhefettimate to caffene if you are a pill head you are a ggetting high. tomrrow is not to day period i don't eve thinki rationllizaoing will make you ate to who you wat to be tomrorow moreing. drugs are detsetable and and caclojhlhe and nicotine are hopeful for pormise. tll him to narc on the liquor store unless oyu are parussy. fuk this dudges faggots(mi meant siggatretes)


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Re: My buddy wants to become a narc [Re: SoreSpore]
    #18835375 - 09/13/13 01:29 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Islam would be ashamed, right now.


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Re: My buddy wants to become a narc [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18835435 - 09/13/13 02:01 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: My buddy wants to become a narc [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #18835440 - 09/13/13 02:04 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Far out, dude!

:mjk:


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Re: My buddy wants to become a narc [Re: NewWavePeace]
    #18835616 - 09/13/13 04:16 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

the narc laws in the US are great you can get up to 10% of the value of the assets seized or something like that. also here in the US you can seize everything if u find someone selling drugs.  10% of a seized house and car is alot of $$$$


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Re: My buddy wants to become a narc [Re: mellowparty]
    #18835624 - 09/13/13 04:25 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I recently had a friend that decided to abandon his former career as a model, a model I should say that brought out a new style, a style which abruptly manifested itself into a trend everyone started to follow. Indeed they began to hang pictures of him on their doors, and if one didn't have a picture of him they would ask someone to send him one of him. People even started asking him if they could sit next to him, that just to sit near him was a privilege. If he made an excuse for not showing up at a party everyone would investigate into why he couldn't attend, and when the next one came around if he would then be able to, for they wished for him come. Now he has retired from all of that and has become a cop.


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Re: My buddy wants to become a narc [Re: drkkenny]
    #18835696 - 09/13/13 05:22 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

If he wants to be a narcotic's officer he should go for it.

This might be a drug oriented community, but if that's what makes him happy, what's wrong with that?

:peace: & :heart:


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Re: My buddy wants to become a narc [Re: kr0nik0] * 9
    #18835705 - 09/13/13 05:28 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

kr0nik0 said:
If he wants to be a narcotic's officer he should go for it.

This might be a drug oriented community, but if that's what makes him happy, what's wrong with that?

:peace: & :heart:



Uhhhh....they incarcerate scores of people on bogus drug charges and ruin peoples lives and shoot your dogs....


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Re: My buddy wants to become a narc [Re: kr0nik0] * 3
    #18835738 - 09/13/13 05:45 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

kr0nik0 said:
If he wants to be a narcotic's officer he should go for it.

This might be a drug oriented community, but if that's what makes him happy, what's wrong with that?

:peace: & :heart:




They take away others happiness, that's what


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Re: My buddy wants to become a narc [Re: kr0nik0]
    #18835760 - 09/13/13 06:01 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

kr0nik0 said:
If he wants to be a narcotic's officer he should go for it.

This might be a drug oriented community, but if that's what makes him happy, what's wrong with that?

:peace: & :heart:



If that ever starts making me happy, I give anyone here permission to put a bullet in my head.


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