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Patlal
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Statistic of the day: Consensual sex accounts for 0.6% of all sudden deaths
#18833728 - 09/12/13 06:42 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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We'll all die one day and every 6 out of 1000 will die from sex.
From the data I've seen, 360000 Americans have sudden deaths. 0.6% of them is 2160.
Now since sudden deaths are half of all deaths, that means that 1080 people die from sex per year in the US
Will you be a lucky one?
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Re: Statistic of the day: Consensual sex accounts for 0.6% of all sudden deaths [Re: Patlal]
#18833733 - 09/12/13 06:44 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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What part of having sex kills them?
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Re: Statistic of the day: Consensual sex accounts for 0.6% of all sudden deaths [Re: Patlal]
#18833736 - 09/12/13 06:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I dunno if they air the show 1,000 ways to die in Canada but its hilarious. There was one episode where a girl took acid and then jumped off her diving board into a pool with no water
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Re: Statistic of the day: Consensual sex accounts for 0.6% of all sudden deaths [Re: Magicman69]
#18833742 - 09/12/13 06:46 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Magicman69 said: I dunno if they air the show 1,000 ways to die in Canada but its hilarious. There was one episode where a girl took acid and then jumped off her diving board into a pool with no water 
I've seen that lol
it was actually a dude he just had long hair
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Re: Statistic of the day: Consensual sex accounts for 0.6% of all sudden deaths [Re: Sheekle]
#18833758 - 09/12/13 06:51 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sheekle said:
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Magicman69 said: I dunno if they air the show 1,000 ways to die in Canada but its hilarious. There was one episode where a girl took acid and then jumped off her diving board into a pool with no water 
I've seen that lol
it was actually a dude he just had long hair 
I think I went to high school with him
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Re: Statistic of the day: Consensual sex accounts for 0.6% of all sudden deaths [Re: Sheekle]
#18833771 - 09/12/13 06:56 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: What part of having sex kills them?
I bet heart attack from increased heart rate and blood pressure.
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Re: Statistic of the day: Consensual sex accounts for 0.6% of all sudden deaths [Re: sonamdrukpa]
#18833824 - 09/12/13 07:10 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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What about the one where the chick gets off riding on Harleys and orgasms off the thing and bashes her skull in?
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Re: Statistic of the day: Consensual sex accounts for 0.6% of all sudden deaths [Re: Konyap]
#18833859 - 09/12/13 07:20 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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aiyobro said: What about the one where the chick gets off riding on Harleys and orgasms off the thing and bashes her skull in?
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Re: Statistic of the day: Consensual sex accounts for 0.6% of all sudden deaths [Re: sonamdrukpa]
#18833873 - 09/12/13 07:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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sonamdrukpa said:
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Sheekle said: What part of having sex kills them?
I bet heart attack from increased heart rate and blood pressure.
that's hawt
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Re: Statistic of the day: Consensual sex accounts for 0.6% of all sudden deaths [Re: Konyap]
#18833891 - 09/12/13 07:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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aiyobro said: What about the one where the chick gets off riding on Harleys and orgasms off the thing and bashes her skull in?
Warning: Vibrations of the motorcycle might make you cum and die
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Re: Statistic of the day: Consensual sex accounts for 0.6% of all sudden deaths [Re: Patlal]
#18833956 - 09/12/13 07:40 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I want to die having sex, but I want it to be really strange so it ends up on the news like "man found dead riding horse wrong way"
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Re: Statistic of the day: Consensual sex accounts for 0.6% of all sudden deaths [Re: lazyfingers]
#18833959 - 09/12/13 07:42 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Google "Mr. Hands"
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Re: Statistic of the day: Consensual sex accounts for 0.6% of all sudden deaths [Re: sonamdrukpa]
#18833973 - 09/12/13 07:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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During a July 2005 sex act, videotaped by a friend, he suffered a perforated colon from receptive anal intercourse from a stallion and later died of his injuries.
  
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something super extreme
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Re: Statistic of the day: Consensual sex accounts for 0.6% of all sudden deaths [Re: sonamdrukpa]
#18833984 - 09/12/13 07:48 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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lazyfingers said: I want to die having sex, but I want it to be really strange so it ends up on the news like "man found dead riding horse wrong way"
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sonamdrukpa said: Google "Mr. Hands"
If I recall, the horse was the one riding him.
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Re: Statistic of the day: Consensual sex accounts for 0.6% of all sudden deaths [Re: something super extreme]
#18833997 - 09/12/13 07:51 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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If I recall, the horse was the one riding him.
sex is sex
Edited by lazyfingers (09/12/13 07:54 PM)
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Re: Statistic of the day: Consensual sex accounts for 0.6% of all sudden deaths [Re: Patlal]
#18834021 - 09/12/13 07:54 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I've never had consensual sex before. I wonder what that's like.
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Re: Statistic of the day: Consensual sex accounts for 0.6% of all sudden deaths [Re: abltsandwich]
#18834099 - 09/12/13 08:09 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Messy and embarrassing.
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Re: Statistic of the day: Consensual sex accounts for 0.6% of all sudden deaths [Re: abltsandwich]
#18834106 - 09/12/13 08:10 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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abltsandwich said: I've never had consensual sex before. I wonder what that's like.
The same as the other kind, with less pepper spray.
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Re: Statistic of the day: Consensual sex accounts for 0.6% of all sudden deaths [Re: something super extreme]
#18834196 - 09/12/13 08:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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you mean i dont have to pepper spray them?, somtimes the wind blows the wrong way and some gets in my eye
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