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OnlinePatlal
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Statistic of the day: Consensual sex accounts for 0.6% of all sudden deaths
    #18833728 - 09/12/13 06:42 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

We'll all die one day and every 6 out of 1000 will die from sex.

From the data I've seen, 360000 Americans have sudden deaths. 0.6% of them is 2160.

Now since sudden deaths are half of all deaths, that means that 1080 people die from sex per year in the US

Will you be a lucky one?


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Re: Statistic of the day: Consensual sex accounts for 0.6% of all sudden deaths [Re: Patlal]
    #18833733 - 09/12/13 06:44 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

What part of having sex kills them?


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Re: Statistic of the day: Consensual sex accounts for 0.6% of all sudden deaths [Re: Patlal]
    #18833736 - 09/12/13 06:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I dunno if they air the show 1,000 ways to die in Canada but its hilarious. There was one episode where a girl took acid and then jumped off her diving board into a pool with no water :facepalm:


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Re: Statistic of the day: Consensual sex accounts for 0.6% of all sudden deaths [Re: Magicman69]
    #18833742 - 09/12/13 06:46 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Magicman69 said:
I dunno if they air the show 1,000 ways to die in Canada but its hilarious. There was one episode where a girl took acid and then jumped off her diving board into a pool with no water :facepalm:



I've seen that lol


it was actually a dude he just had long hair :themoreyouknow:


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Re: Statistic of the day: Consensual sex accounts for 0.6% of all sudden deaths [Re: Sheekle]
    #18833758 - 09/12/13 06:51 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
Quote:

Magicman69 said:
I dunno if they air the show 1,000 ways to die in Canada but its hilarious. There was one episode where a girl took acid and then jumped off her diving board into a pool with no water :facepalm:



I've seen that lol


it was actually a dude he just had long hair :themoreyouknow:



I think I went to high school with him


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Re: Statistic of the day: Consensual sex accounts for 0.6% of all sudden deaths [Re: Sheekle]
    #18833771 - 09/12/13 06:56 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
What part of having sex kills them?




I bet heart attack from increased heart rate and blood pressure.


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Re: Statistic of the day: Consensual sex accounts for 0.6% of all sudden deaths [Re: sonamdrukpa]
    #18833824 - 09/12/13 07:10 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

What about the one where the chick gets off riding on Harleys and orgasms off the thing and bashes her skull in?


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Re: Statistic of the day: Consensual sex accounts for 0.6% of all sudden deaths [Re: Konyap]
    #18833859 - 09/12/13 07:20 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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aiyobro said:
What about the one where the chick gets off riding on Harleys and orgasms off the thing and bashes her skull in?



:laugh2:


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Re: Statistic of the day: Consensual sex accounts for 0.6% of all sudden deaths [Re: sonamdrukpa]
    #18833873 - 09/12/13 07:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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sonamdrukpa said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
What part of having sex kills them?




I bet heart attack from increased heart rate and blood pressure.



that's hawt


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Re: Statistic of the day: Consensual sex accounts for 0.6% of all sudden deaths [Re: Konyap]
    #18833891 - 09/12/13 07:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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aiyobro said:
What about the one where the chick gets off riding on Harleys and orgasms off the thing and bashes her skull in?




Warning: Vibrations of the motorcycle might make you cum and die


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Re: Statistic of the day: Consensual sex accounts for 0.6% of all sudden deaths [Re: Patlal]
    #18833956 - 09/12/13 07:40 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I want to die having sex, but I want it to be really strange so it ends up on the news like "man found dead riding horse wrong way"


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Re: Statistic of the day: Consensual sex accounts for 0.6% of all sudden deaths [Re: lazyfingers]
    #18833959 - 09/12/13 07:42 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Google "Mr. Hands"


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Re: Statistic of the day: Consensual sex accounts for 0.6% of all sudden deaths [Re: sonamdrukpa]
    #18833973 - 09/12/13 07:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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During a July 2005 sex act, videotaped by a friend, he suffered a perforated colon from receptive anal intercourse from a stallion and later died of his injuries.


:electrickoolaid::rofl2::chunk::makesmecry:


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Re: Statistic of the day: Consensual sex accounts for 0.6% of all sudden deaths [Re: sonamdrukpa]
    #18833984 - 09/12/13 07:48 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

lazyfingers said:
I want to die having sex, but I want it to be really strange so it ends up on the news like "man found dead riding horse wrong way"



Quote:

sonamdrukpa said:
Google "Mr. Hands"




If I recall, the horse was the one riding him.


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Re: Statistic of the day: Consensual sex accounts for 0.6% of all sudden deaths [Re: something super extreme]
    #18833997 - 09/12/13 07:51 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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If I recall, the horse was the one riding him.




sex is sex

:trolldance:


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Re: Statistic of the day: Consensual sex accounts for 0.6% of all sudden deaths [Re: Patlal]
    #18834021 - 09/12/13 07:54 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I've never had consensual sex before.  I wonder what that's like.


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Re: Statistic of the day: Consensual sex accounts for 0.6% of all sudden deaths [Re: abltsandwich]
    #18834099 - 09/12/13 08:09 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Messy and embarrassing.


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Re: Statistic of the day: Consensual sex accounts for 0.6% of all sudden deaths [Re: abltsandwich]
    #18834106 - 09/12/13 08:10 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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abltsandwich said:
I've never had consensual sex before.  I wonder what that's like.




The same as the other kind, with less pepper spray.


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Re: Statistic of the day: Consensual sex accounts for 0.6% of all sudden deaths [Re: something super extreme]
    #18834196 - 09/12/13 08:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

you mean i dont have to pepper spray them?, somtimes the wind blows the wrong way and some gets in my eye


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