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Invisiblefee
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: RiderOnTheStorm]
    #18832662 - 09/12/13 02:16 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
She is fine and living life.



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jewunit said:
You're a real fuckin' blast :crankey:



:lol:
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RiderOnTheStorm said:
I heard that during an event where she was injecting roids, smoking crack and anally fisting two large bodybuilders at the same time, her energy levels reached an event horizon of sorts and she was transformed into pure energy just like the guy in the movie Powder.

Upon realizing that there was no longer a woman in the room, the body builders then accused each other of being gay and then fought each other to prove how no-homo they are.





This is more like it.



I wonder if she ever saw my post about now living in socal and having some sexy San Pedro?


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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OfflineKonyap

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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: fee]
    #18832683 - 09/12/13 02:20 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I think the female UFC was just on last night actually.


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: fee]
    #18832690 - 09/12/13 02:22 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I'm quite sure she has seen the picture of your girlfriend's coochie with a cactus in it.  I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if she tried it herself.


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Invisiblefee
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: zappaisgod]
    #18832702 - 09/12/13 02:24 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Well see I am what you call an expert at it so she should ask a professional (me) for some assistance with the cactus insertion.


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: fee]
    #18832728 - 09/12/13 02:32 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I think you need an able assistant.  From the pictures I've seen her coochie seems rather tight


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Invisiblevinsue
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: fee]
    #18832733 - 09/12/13 02:34 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

You do realize a fisting will be coming your way as part of the deal...:goatse: . . . :peace:


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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: zappaisgod]
    #18832741 - 09/12/13 02:36 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Probably back on a IV meth and coke binge.:syringe:


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Invisiblememes
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: vinsue]
    #18832743 - 09/12/13 02:36 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

edit:

nevermind.  she was here a few days ago.


http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/18815793#18815793


Edited by memes (09/12/13 02:37 PM)


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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: memes]
    #18832783 - 09/12/13 02:48 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

She'll be in jail soon at the rate she's going.


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: vinsue]
    #18832787 - 09/12/13 02:49 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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vinsue said:
You do realize a fisting will be coming your way as part of the deal...:goatse: . . . :peace:


Not me.  I don't lift.


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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: zappaisgod]
    #18832840 - 09/12/13 03:05 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

holy shit! she actually lifts. TBH, i didnt even know Crystal G was a chick.


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Invisiblefee
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: current] * 5
    #18832847 - 09/12/13 03:07 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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current said:
holy shit! she actually lifts. TBH, i didnt even know Crystal G was a chick.





Just so you know your Noob colors are showing


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: fee]
    #18832875 - 09/12/13 03:16 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

i see what youre doing and its not going to work...


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InvisibleVivaLaMushie
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: fee]
    #18832876 - 09/12/13 03:16 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

She posted on my gym thread last week.


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Invisiblememes
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: fee]
    #18832880 - 09/12/13 03:17 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

fee said:
Quote:

current said:
holy shit! she actually lifts. TBH, i didnt even know Crystal G was a chick.





Just so you know your Noob colors are showing



:ilold:
:imwithstupid:


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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: memes]
    #18832884 - 09/12/13 03:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Seizure.


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InvisibleSynthe
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: Gorlax]
    #18832895 - 09/12/13 03:21 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Eh. I hope she's still banging 70 gram rocks and drinking dragons blood.


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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: Synthe]
    #18832913 - 09/12/13 03:25 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Synthe said:
Eh. I hope she's still banging 70 gram rocks and drinking dragons blood.




and doing whippits of jaguar cum


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InvisibleOeric McKenna
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: Niffla]
    #18832945 - 09/12/13 03:36 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I am loving the responses....
    Yes
 


Man. Why is fisting even a thing?? especially fisting men. Yikes.
I guess if people can imagine it, however horrible, they will do it.

What a wild and crazy planet


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Invisiblememes
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: Oeric McKenna]
    #18832997 - 09/12/13 03:48 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Oeric McKenna said:

Man. Why is fisting even a thing?? especially fisting men. Yikes.
I guess if people can imagine it, however horrible, they will do it.

What a wild and crazy planet



you must not have read the fisting thread.  her friend fucking LOVES it.


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