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fee
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Where is Crystal G
#18832535 - 09/12/13 01:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Where has she been? I hope she is ok. I wonder if the cops got her.
Discuss your hypothesis on what has been going on in her recent life.
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blankk said to fee: btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp Turtletotem said: I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off. Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man. And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion? Religion is fun.
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: fee]
#18832541 - 09/12/13 01:47 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Pregnant
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: fee]
#18832545 - 09/12/13 01:47 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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She developed a conscience.
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jewunit
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: fee] 3
#18832558 - 09/12/13 01:50 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Having sex, lifting weights, and doin' drugs.
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Incarcerated?
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She's probably running a prostitution ring of some sort for gays.
Edited by Konyap (09/12/13 01:51 PM)
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vinsue
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#18832570 - 09/12/13 01:53 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: vinsue]
#18832588 - 09/12/13 01:58 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Shes been doing clit exercises.
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fee
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Some good hypothesis here
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blankk said to fee: btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp Turtletotem said: I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off. Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man. And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion? Religion is fun.
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: fee]
#18832596 - 09/12/13 02:00 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Im gonna guess jail
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fee
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I think jail too.
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blankk said to fee: btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp Turtletotem said: I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off. Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man. And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion? Religion is fun.
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: fee] 1
#18832607 - 09/12/13 02:03 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Another theory could be that shes a troll
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Her last post was only 2 days ago She's probably busy lifting weights and having wild animal sex with random people.
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Quote:
Gilgamesh18 said: Another theory could be that shes a troll 
How does that explain anything?
People throw that word around so much I feel like it holds no true meaning on the Shroomery.
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jewunit
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Quote:
Constantine said: Her last post was only 2 days ago She's probably busy lifting weights and having wild animal sex with random people.
Or wild people sex with random animals.
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: jewunit] 2
#18832631 - 09/12/13 02:08 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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She is fine and living life.
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jewunit
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You're a real fuckin' blast
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: fee]
#18832645 - 09/12/13 02:12 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I heard that during an event where she was injecting roids, smoking crack and anally fisting two large bodybuilders at the same time, her energy levels reached an event horizon of sorts and she was transformed into pure energy just like the guy in the movie Powder.
Upon realizing that there was no longer a woman in the room, the body builders then accused each other of being gay and then fought each other to prove how no-homo they are.
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Perhaps her not showing up for a few days is laying the foundations for some kind of long con, culminating in the greatest troll thread the world has ever seen.
Or maybe she's just got some other shit going on.
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